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  • (upbeat pop music)

  • (slime squishing)

  • - [Orange] Hey!

  • - [Man] Augh!

  • Could you not?

  • I'm making slime ASMR and that really hurt my ears.

  • - [Orange] Oh, I'm sorry if I'm ear-ritating you.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Ugh.

  • - [Orange] I shouldn't have talked

  • into that microphone like that.

  • It was ear-responsible of me.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Rawr!

  • - [Orange] Sorry, the chance to say that joke

  • was too ear-resistable.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Argh!

  • (bonking)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Orange] Psst, hey.

  • What did the baby slime say to its mommy?

  • - [Mother] I don't know, what?

  • - [Orange] Gah-gah Goo-Goo.

  • (giggling) (sighing)

  • - [Mother] Shh!

  • - [Orange] Ooh, you know what a baby's

  • favorite song is, right?

  • - [Mother] I'm afraid I don't, no.

  • - [Orange] Baby slime goo goo goo-goo goo-goo...

  • (crying)

  • - [Mother] Oh great, now the baby's awake

  • and I have that song stuck in my head

  • for the rest of the day.

  • - [Orange] Hahaha.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey, hey, what's green and smells like blue slime?

  • - [Man] I dunno, what?

  • - [Orange] Green slime!

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Ugh, that's an awful joke.

  • - [Orange] Nuh uh, I swear it snot.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Agh!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Orange] Hey, hey Lunch Lady!

  • You know what the worst thing about eating school lunch is?

  • The food!

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Lunch Lady] Arghh!

  • (splatting)

  • - [Orange] Whoa, I guess slime flies when you're having pun.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Lunch Lady] Augh!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Orange] Hey, hey Tony The Tiger!

  • Why do you love slime jokes so much?

  • - [Tony] Because they're gooo-reat!

  • - [Orange] Hahaha!

  • And what about you, Toucan Sam?

  • Why do you love slime jokes so much?

  • - [Sam] Hmm, I don't really know.

  • Maybe I should Goo-gle it!

  • - [All] Hahaha!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Orange] Hey, hey slimy snail, hey!

  • What should you do when two snails have a fight?

  • Leave them to slug it out!

  • Hahaha!

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey, hey Slimer hey!

  • What's your favorite carnival ride?

  • Is it the rollerghoster?

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Slimer] Argh.

  • - [Orange] Oh, you don't like my joke?

  • Whatcha gonna do, boo me?

  • Hahaha!

  • (growling)

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey yo, whatcha doin', making slime?

  • - [Man] Yep, adding the glue right now.

  • - [Orange] I think that's really cool.

  • See, I was always taught to respect my Elmer's.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Hey, that wasn't even funny.

  • - [Orange] I know, it wasn't my best joke,

  • but I'm sticking with it!

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Man] Argh.

  • (upbeat music)

(upbeat pop music)

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惱人的橙色--SLIME雙關語! (Annoying Orange - SLIME Puns!)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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