(slime squishing)

- [Orange] Hey!

- [Man] Augh!

Could you not?

I'm making slime ASMR and that really hurt my ears.

- [Orange] Oh, I'm sorry if I'm ear-ritating you.

Hahaha!

- [Man] Ugh.

- [Orange] I shouldn't have talked

into that microphone like that.

It was ear-responsible of me.

Hahaha!

- [Man] Rawr!

- [Orange] Sorry, the chance to say that joke

was too ear-resistable.

Hahaha!

- [Man] Argh!

(bonking)

(upbeat music)

- [Orange] Psst, hey.

What did the baby slime say to its mommy?

- [Mother] I don't know, what?

- [Orange] Gah-gah Goo-Goo.

(giggling) (sighing)

- [Mother] Shh!

- [Orange] Ooh, you know what a baby's

favorite song is, right?

- [Mother] I'm afraid I don't, no.

- [Orange] Baby slime goo goo goo-goo goo-goo...

(crying)

- [Mother] Oh great, now the baby's awake

and I have that song stuck in my head

for the rest of the day.

- [Orange] Hahaha.

(upbeat music)

Hey, hey, what's green and smells like blue slime?

- [Man] I dunno, what?

- [Orange] Green slime!

Hahaha!

- [Man] Ugh, that's an awful joke.

- [Orange] Nuh uh, I swear it snot.

Hahaha!

- [Man] Agh!

(upbeat music)

- [Orange] Hey, hey Lunch Lady!

You know what the worst thing about eating school lunch is?

The food!

Hahaha!

- [Lunch Lady] Arghh!

(splatting)

- [Orange] Whoa, I guess slime flies when you're having pun.

Hahaha!

- [Lunch Lady] Augh!

(upbeat music)

- [Orange] Hey, hey Tony The Tiger!

Why do you love slime jokes so much?

- [Tony] Because they're gooo-reat!

- [Orange] Hahaha!

And what about you, Toucan Sam?

Why do you love slime jokes so much?

- [Sam] Hmm, I don't really know.

Maybe I should Goo-gle it!

- [All] Hahaha!

(upbeat music)

- [Orange] Hey, hey slimy snail, hey!

What should you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out!

Hahaha!

(upbeat music)

Hey, hey Slimer hey!

What's your favorite carnival ride?

Is it the rollerghoster?

Hahaha!

- [Slimer] Argh.

- [Orange] Oh, you don't like my joke?

Whatcha gonna do, boo me?

Hahaha!

(growling)

(upbeat music)

Hey yo, whatcha doin', making slime?

- [Man] Yep, adding the glue right now.

- [Orange] I think that's really cool.

See, I was always taught to respect my Elmer's.

Hahaha!

- [Man] Hey, that wasn't even funny.

- [Orange] I know, it wasn't my best joke,

but I'm sticking with it!

Hahaha!

- [Man] Argh.

(upbeat music)