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  • We're down by the sea. 3

  • Yeah. 4

  • It's beautiful! Look at those mountains! 5

  • Yeah! 6

  • It is absolutely gorgeous here! 7

  • Yeah, it is. 8

  • I'm so excited 9

  • about America getting this. 10

  • I really do think this is gonna be great for us. 11

  • This is an amazingly beautiful land you have, 12

  • and for America to own it, for it to be part of America, 13

  • is very exciting. 14

  • Where are we now Vivi? 15

  • We are at the old place that's new, no... 16

  • The old place? The old place? 17

  • You're the expert on Greenland? 18

  • What is this building right here? 19

  • It's the old umm... 20

  • Everything is the old this and the old that! 21

  • That is famous church is it not? 22

  • Yes. Yes. 23 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:48.930 line:15% It's a hospital. 24

  • An old hospital. 25

  • Yeah, OK, let's just assume that everything is old. 26

  • Do people often swim here? 27

  • People swim here. 28

  • It's very cold though, right? 29

  • Very cold, but it's good for the body. 30

  • It's not good for the testicles. 31

  • If I went in water this cold 32

  • my testicles would go somewhere up inside, 33

  • I think my shoulder, would be up here in my shoulder. 34

  • To pleasure myself I need to get up here. 35

  • It got weird fast. 36

  • Yeah. (giggling) 37

  • Vivi tell me, 38

  • what is that marking mean on top of that roof C11? 39 00:01:16.830 --> 00:01:19.530 line:15% It's the marking from World War II . 40

  • World War II? Yeah. 41 00:01:20.794 --> 00:01:25.280 line:15% So the helicopters could see what town they were in. 42

  • Ah, so the planes coming in, 43

  • if they saw a C11 they could know which part of... 44 00:01:29.278 --> 00:01:30.453 line:15% Helicopters, yeah. 45

  • I don't think there were helicopters in World War II. 46 00:01:32.260 --> 00:01:33.093 line:15% What? 47

  • Nah, they came along in the Korean War. 48

  • OK. Gotcha! 49

  • Some guide you turned out to be. 50

  • (laughing) 51

  • So in World War II when Lime Scooters 52

  • were on their way to Germany to attack, 53

  • they could tell by the C11 what's happening. 54

  • Vivi, this is a famous statue, what's going on here? 55 00:01:52.390 --> 00:01:53.940 line:15% It's the Mother of the Sea. 56

  • What is the story here? 57

  • She is the Mother of the Sea, 58

  • and she don't like trash in the sea, 59

  • so when there's trash in the sea, 60

  • she tells all the creatures to come down to her. 61

  • I see an inter-species orgy. 62

  • From seal, 63

  • on bear, on woman, on dude action. 64

  • That's what I'm getting. 65

  • And then there is carp down here. 66

  • It's really being excluded from the fun. 67

  • Look at him; he's not too happy about it. 68

  • "Who's mating with me? I walk alone." 69

  • I think Trump would be more interested 70

  • after he sees this statue. That's all I'll say. 71

  • (audience laughing) 72

  • What are we doing for dinner tonight? What's the plan? 73

  • Are we going to a restaurant? 74

  • You were gonna take me someplace. What's the idea? 75

  • To my place. 76

  • Seriously, are you inviting me to your house? 77

  • Yeah. That's so nice! 78

  • Oh, wow! This is beautiful. 79

  • We're about to enjoy a true Greenlandic meal. 80

  • Describe these dishes to me if you will. 81

  • What do we have here? 82

  • This is just lamb. 83

  • That's lamb. 84

  • This is Muktuk. 85

  • What is that? 86

  • Whale skin. 87

  • That's whale skin. 88

  • Fat from a seal. 89

  • Fat from a seal. Yes. 90

  • Did it go in for a liposuction they took the fat 91

  • and the seal then went on to date, 92

  • happily with the seals? 93

  • Yeah, why not? 94

  • (audience laughing) 95

  • This right here? 96

  • Dry seal. 97

  • Dry seal. 98

  • Yeah. 99

  • If I were to throw that into a bathtub, 100

  • would a seal just emerge? 101

  • No. (laughing) 102

  • Okay. Silly question I suppose. 103

  • Yes. (laughing) 104

  • It's just how my imagination works. 105

  • This is dry cut. 106

  • Yeah. 107

  • Okay. There are two of them. 108

  • Oh these are two! Yeah! 109

  • I thought this was a freak of nature. 110

  • It looked to me like you had accidentally killed 111

  • one of the only two-headed fish in the world. 112

  • You want some lamb? 113

  • Do I have to cut it? 114

  • Well we're gonna cut it, here you go. 115

  • That's your lamb. 116

  • Want my slice of seal fat? 117

  • It's really tough to cut! 118

  • Use your fingers to grab it. 119

  • I'm not getting in there with my fingers. 120

  • That's seal fat! 121

  • Can you do it? I'm scared. 122

  • It's moving and it's doing things. 123

  • Oh my God... 124

  • Man. 125

  • Didn't the seal ever try a salad? 126

  • (Vivi laughing) 127

  • This is a true, true Greenlandic meal. 128

  • Why're you shaking your head "No"? 129

  • I can't eat that much. 130

  • Well you don't have to eat it all. 131

  • When this country becomes part of America, 132

  • we'll be wasting a lot of food. 133

  • That's what we do in America. 134

  • We throw food away. 135

  • (laughing menacingly) 136

  • (audience laughing) 137

  • Do you mind if I say a quick prayer? 138

  • Yeah... 139

  • Dear God, 140

  • may Greenland soon become part of the United States, 141

  • whether they want to or not. 142

  • Amen. 143

  • (audience laughter) 144

  • Tell me, what are some of the traditions 145

  • of a Greenlandic meal? 146

  • What kinds of things are discussed? 147

  • I wanna fit right in. 148

  • Seamlessly. 149

  • The weather. 150

  • The weather? Yeah. 151

  • Okay, let me guess how that goes. 152

  • Pretty cold out there, huh? 153

  • (laughter) 154

  • Hey, kids, you have a good day at school today? 155

  • What'd you learn? 156 00:05:03.970 --> 00:05:05.660 line:15% Nothing. Nothing. 157

  • You're gonna love America. 158

  • (audience laughs) 159

  • What did you study in school today? 160 00:05:12.786 --> 00:05:13.619 line:15% Math. 161 00:05:13.619 --> 00:05:14.713 line:15% Math? Do you like math? 162 00:05:15.640 --> 00:05:17.290 line:15% Not when I can't figure it out. 163 00:05:17.290 --> 00:05:18.650 line:15% Yeah, I had a hard time, too. 164

  • When I couldn't figure out math, 165

  • I became very angry and frustrated. 166

  • And then the other children would beat me with sticks. 167

  • (audience laughs) 168

  • A very painful part of my- 169

  • Why are you guys laughing at that? 170

  • That's not funny. 171

  • I was beaten- (children laughing) 172

  • No, no, that's not funny! 173

  • When I struggled with math as a child I was beaten! 174

  • Beaten with sticks- (child laughs) 175

  • Is it discussed in school? 176

  • President Trump buying the uh... 177 00:05:42.148 --> 00:05:43.110 line:15% Yes. 178

  • They talk about it in school? 179 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:45.233 line:15% Every day. 180

  • And what do the kids think? 181

  • What do the young people think? 182 00:05:48.835 --> 00:05:50.630 line:15% It's just a big joke to everyone. 183 00:05:50.630 --> 00:05:52.663 line:15% A big joke to everybody? Yeah. 184

  • Really? 185

  • Yeah. 186

  • Well it's not a big joke. That's why I'm here. 187

  • You think I flew 6 thousand miles for a big joke? 188

  • I think that's exactly what I did. 189

  • (audience laughter)

We're down by the sea. 3

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