You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam)

You must use the Force

Time ago, far, far away

Long time ago, far, far away

Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid!

Fly the Falcon through an asteroid!

Till the princess is annoyed!

This is spaceships,

It's monsters,

It's Star Wars,

We love it!

Come and help me,

Obi-Wan

X-wing fighter

And a blaster gun!

Dance with Ewoks,

Oh, what fun!

This is spaceships,

It's monsters,

It's Star Wars,

We love it!

Get in there you big, furry oaf

I couldn't care less what you smell!

I take orders from only me

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell

Your Highness, your worshipfulness,

Your Highness, your worshipfulness!

No one cares if you upset a droid

(Nobody cares if you upset a droid)

That's because droids don't tear your arms out of sockets

(Nobody cares)

I suggest a new strategy:

Let the Wookiee win

That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid

Now we listen to Luke whining:

One more season... one more season...

One more season... one more season...

I was gonna go to Tosche

Station for power converters

Now I guess I'm going nowhere

It just isn't fair...

Woooooookiee

Woooooookiee

Woooooookiee

Woooooookiee

Woooooookiee

Woooooookiee

Someone move this walking carpet

(Woo-kiee! Woo-kiee!)

Someone move this walking carpet

(Woo-kiee! Woo-kiee!)

Kiss your brother, kiss your brother

Princess Leia!

Well, I guess

You don't know anything

About women

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Luke, I'm your father

(That's not true!)

It is useless to resist

(My hand!)

Come with me, my son

We will rule!

(I'll never join you!)

Search your feelings, it is true

So, you have a twin sister who

Obi-Wan was wise to hide

(Is that Leia?)

If you will not turn

Then perhaps she will

Give in to your hate,

You are mine (Long, long, long time ago...)

Far, far, far, far away

Long, long, long time ago,

Far, far, far away!

Kiss a Wookiee, (kiss a Wookiee)

Kick a droid! (kick a droid!)

Fly the Falcon (fly the Falcon)

Through an asteroid!

Till the princess (till the princess) is annoyed!

(She's annoyed!)

This is spaceships,

It's monsters,

It's Star Wars,

We love it, it's true!

Episode III

Coming to you

2005

So let's go (Go, go, go to the movies)

Stand in line (Buy, buy, buy me some popcorn)

Cause it's al- (Please, I'd like extra butter)

-most the time!

(JOIN THE DARK SIDE)

May the Force be with you all!

JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN! <3