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  • (laughing)

  • - [Man] Liquid Ass is a stinky liquid

  • that smells like butt crack with hints of dead animal.

  • - [Narrator] So, there are these guys.

  • - Andrew Masters, I make Liquid Ass.

  • - Allen Wittman, Liquid Ass creator and head janitor.

  • - We make the world's best stink product.

  • - [Narrator] And they work here.

  • - [Allen] This is what we call the Ass Factory.

  • - [Narrator] They hated their jobs,

  • so they followed their dreams and started

  • a successful prank product company,

  • specializing in a really rancid fart spray.

  • But they needed a name.

  • - I said, "So, what we gonna name it?"

  • And he's getting ready to sit down and he goes,

  • "I don't know, Liquid Ass?"

  • And I'm like, "That's it."

  • (funny music)

  • - [Narrator] Then something curious happens.

  • - [Allen] We're making a product specifically

  • for pranks at first, but then we start getting calls

  • from military people.

  • - [Narrator] Enter Stu Segall, this guy.

  • - Stu ordered from us, and I'd never met Stu.

  • It sounds like he's got a,

  • you know, a pretty neat business.

  • - [Narrator] He really does.

  • - And he'd come up with the idea to use it for a triage,

  • but the fact is that it goes from prank product

  • to medical field is sort of a,

  • sort of a jump.

  • - [Narrator] Turns out there's a secondary market

  • for this stuff, training some of the most elite

  • armed forces to do their jobs.

  • - We are a company that replicates the environment

  • of combat and right now we are in a set

  • that we built for medical training.

  • - Woah.

  • - Oof.

  • - Woah!

  • - [Narrator] Basically, before this prank fart spray,

  • some of our best troops and emergency medics

  • were going into the field completely unfamiliar

  • with the overwhelmingly horrid smells of death

  • and disembowelment that they would probably encounter

  • as part of their jobs.

  • - It's a very awful smell.

  • It's something that could actually gag a maggot

  • as far as I'm concerned.

  • It just smells like Liquid Ass.

  • - [Narrator] Back to these two jokers.

  • - [Allen] Now we have a product out there

  • that's helping military training, which is great.

  • - [Narrator] You know, not all heroes wear capes.

(laughing)

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歷史將記住液體屁股的發明者 (History Will Remember the Inventor of Liquid Ass)

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    許大善 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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