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  • You've been doing your show,

  • and so I know you're tired, so I'll let you go.

  • This is fun.

  • You're sticking with the name Phil in the Blanks.

  • You're sticking with that.

  • Is the person who came up with that title

  • in this room right now with us?

  • No. No.

  • That was my son, Jordan.

  • Oh, that's right, your son,

  • Jordan, came up with this.

  • So, you wanna finish this ridiculing my children.

  • Is that what you're saying?

  • Just Jordan.

  • Just that one child.

  • You're just gonna ridicule that one child.

  • I'm not gonna attack all your children.

  • Only Jordan came up with this ridiculous title.

  • Just him.

  • (Jimmy laughs)

  • I don't know.

  • You like this title.

  • No, I don't like the title.

  • Well, rename it.

  • Well, I came up with a lot of suggestions,

  • and you ignored them.

  • They were terrible!

  • Win, Lose, or McGraw?

  • Oh, McGraw Talk.

  • Like raw, but you make the words raw red.

  • Okay? Yeah.

  • You know what I'm saying? Raw McGraw?

  • Or what about just the Dr. Phil Podcast?

  • Well--

  • Dr. Phil in Time.

  • How about that?

  • Lassie could figure out the Dr. Phil Podcast.

  • What is that?

  • How about...

  • What's your middle name?

  • Calvin.

  • Oh really?

  • Yeah, what's yours?

  • Christian.

  • Don't make fun of Jesus. Oh really?

  • You know, you can't attack Christian.

  • I know that.

  • Calvin. Christian.

  • Really, Calvin?

  • Yeah.

  • All right. Calvin's in the Bible.

  • You can't pick on that.

  • Calvin's in the comics.

  • Calvin is not in--

  • Calvin and Hobbes.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Calvin's in the Bible?

  • Well, Christian is in the Bible.

  • It's the main guy.

  • Number one.

  • Is there a book of Christian?

  • Kind of. (laughs)

  • Yeah.

  • More or less.

  • Yeah, more or less.

  • Anyway, I'm just saying if you want,

  • I will submit another list of titles,

  • but Phil in the Blanks is ridiculous.

  • You just don't like it.

  • I don't like it, no.

  • So, you hate it enough that you won't listen?

  • No, I'm not saying I'm...

  • It's a ridiculous title for a podcast.

  • You're making a mockery of the podcast industry.

  • Phil in the Blanks.

  • Am I the blank?

  • Like, what does that mean?

  • I'm filling in the blanks about your life.

  • Oh.

  • You have no idea what I'm gonna say about you

  • when you leave.

  • Oh, well, why didn't you say that at the beginning?

  • Now, it makes sense.

  • See?

  • People think they know you

  • because you come out in the suit every day.

  • You got a social mass.

  • So, you put this suit on, you come out there

  • and say, hey, see, look at me, I'm in a suit.

  • I'm credible, so you should believe the stuff I say.

  • You know what?

  • I'm a big enough man to apologize to Jordan

  • now that I understand that there is,

  • actually, an idea behind this ridiculous pun title.

  • So, you don't like any of my titles.

  • You make fun of my show titles.

  • You make fun of my podcast titles.

  • It's your only flaw, really.

  • You really need to work on the titles.

  • No, you know what?

  • The show titles are great; they're just funny.

  • Well, they're descriptive.

  • Like--

  • I keep telling people

  • you need to make these titles less than a paragraph.

  • Yeah, they are long.

  • They are long.

  • But, in fairness to them, there are a lot of shows.

  • So, you gotta come up with something.

  • Yeah. Yeah.

  • But they could just say 2009 42.

  • They could just call it that.

  • Yeah, that's no fun, though.

  • No, that's no fun. It's better to say

  • my teenager's having sex with her astrologer.

  • Something like that.

  • I've got one tomorrow that my father was killed

  • by a police sniper and our family is falling apart.

  • It's very specific.

  • That's very specific.

  • He was robbing a bank, a police sniper killed him,

  • and now the family's all in turmoil.

  • Well, that's a horrible story.

  • That really happened.

  • That really happened.

  • I mean, yeah.

  • I mean, I believe it, sure.

  • Yeah, they got the video footage.

  • They were watching live on television

  • when a police sniper shot him.

  • Oh boy.

  • Wow.

  • Isn't that bad?

  • They were teenagers.

  • They're watching this.

  • Oh, there's dad.

  • Oh.

  • Yeah, that's no good.

  • Yeah.

  • I think I have Angela Bassett on.

  • (Jimmy and Phil laugh)

  • Yeah.

  • I think I win.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, someone try to fill in the blanks for them

  • on what you tell yourselves now.

  • Yeah.

You've been doing your show,

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吉米-金梅爾向菲爾博士道歉,因為他抨擊了他的播客名稱。 (Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes To Dr. Phil After Bashing His Podcast Name)

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