going to do a quick functional english

episode in and around the pub

what's your tipple? What do you fancy?

pint of larger? Yeah, OK. Pint of Kronenbourge? OK. I'm gonna

ask what they've got on tap as well as I like

more more interesting beers so i'm going ask

what they have on tap .. and what does that mean?

it means what do they have in the barrels .. what can they

pull for a pint?

alright mate? Erm can I have a pint of Kronenbourge please? and..

what do you have on tap here? what do we have on tap?

Yeah, yeah.. have you got any like IPA (Indian Pale Ale) or anything? Abbot..Abbot?

Yeah I'll have an abbot please

now he's going to tell me how much it is

sorry how much?

£8. England prices...

well that's it two pints... this is an ale..

which is a beer without gas and it's very

popular in England...this is a larger

and this is a beer that has lots of gas and it's

quite typical right? for typical punters (people who drink in the pub frequently)...

like a Pilsner

that's a lovely pint.. we're in a typical pub in

England but if you look at the menu

you'll see that it's not full of

English food it's actually got food from

all over the world.. How's the wife?

not too bad...

yeah could be better but not too bad

so mate ermm how's the ball and chain?

err she's alright mate.. she's alright..How's errrr.. how's the other half..?

Charlie? she's actually getting on my tits a bit at the moment

oi mate.. how's the misses?

yes she's good man yes she's really well we err

went on holiday last week and..

yeah we're getting on really well and yeah

i really love her...so err we're gonna

quickly explain about these sauces that

come with your pub grub

we've got the obvious mayonnaise

ketchup salt and pepper but we've also got one

that you don't normally see around the

world apart from in England or Britain .. HP

HPsauce now I realized it stands for

Houses of Parliament sauce and i'm going

to give Harry the ability to explain why

he loves the HP sauce so much because he

really does love it

oh oh I love HP sauce ..the reason i love it

so much is because it compliments savory

food really well especially chips and

full English breakfasts and eggs err omelets

it's a lovely sauce and it's kind of a

vinegary condiment with very rich

flavor and it's brown so some people

call itBrown Sauce and and you can buy

cheap alternatives but the real good one

is HP Houses of Parliament sauce and it's

very very English and I'm very proud of

this sauce so we got our plates now went

for the erm Ultimte Burger, didn't we Chaz?

we did indeed.. we went all out!

i'm going to put vinegar on them 'cos

all good British people use vinegar

on their chips

plenty of that on..

and then i've already put some salt on but

but I'll put a bit more on..

normally I'd go for bronw sauce but Brown sauce and

burgers..doesn't really... no?

so I'll probably leave the brown sauce..maybe I'll do a little bit to

show you what it looks like.. squeeze the bottle..that's why they call it brown

ermm and there's a lot of chips, but the chips look shit. Why do they look shit?

they just look like quite poor quality chips .. but anyway..