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  • TRUMP UNIVERSE AND IT'S COREY

  • LEWANDOWSKI.

  • IN BEIJING THEY UNVEILED THE

  • OFFICIAL MASS COT FOR THE WINTER

  • GAMES IN 2022.

  • AND IT IS AN ICE PANDA, ITS NAME

  • IS "ICE" IN MANDARIN.

  • ICE AND PANDAS ARE TWO THINGS WE

  • MIGHT NOT HAVE ANYMORE BY 2022.

  • THEY ALSO RELEASED A VIDEO THAT

  • EXPLAINS THE ORIGIN STORY OF THE

  • CHARACTER, I GUESS.

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT VIDEO

  • AND I'LL NARRATE.

  • YOU SEE A MYSTERIOUS SPACECRAFT

  • ROCKETS TOWARD AND CRASH LANDS

  • ON EARTH WHERE IT IS FOUND AND

  • PENETRATED BY AN ADORABLE PANDA

  • BEAR.

  • HE GOES IN THE ALIEN BUBBLE AND

  • COMES OUT TRANSFORMED INTO ICE

  • PANDA, WHO NOW HAS THE POWER TO

  • FLY AND TO WEAVE A HUGE MAGICAL

  • STADIUM NEST.

  • MADE OUT OF GLOW STICKS.

  • THOUSAND-FOOT-LONG GLOW STICKS

  • AND NECKLACES, TOO.

  • AND NOW IT SNOWBOARDS INTO SPACE

  • WHERE IF THEN HIGH-FIVES AN

  • ASTRONAUT IT LOVES, I GUESS.

  • AND THAT IS WHERE OUR STORY ENDS

  • INEXPLICABLY, WITH THE NEW

  • MASCOT.

  • KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU.

  • >> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> Jimmy: LITTLE BIT.

  • SO THAT'S THE NEW MASS COT,

  • WHICH IS KIND OF CUTE.

  • BY NO MEANS IS THAT THE WORST

  • PLAK M

  • OLYMPIC MASS COT.

  • WE WENT THROUGH EVERY MASCOT,

  • HERE THEY ARE, THE WORST MASCOTS

  • IN OLYMPIC HISTORY.

  • WE WILL BEGIN AT NUMBER SEVEN.

  • AT NUMBER SEVEN IS IZZY FROM THE

  • '96 ATLANTA GAMES WHO LOOKS LIKE

  • ONE OF THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS

  • MADE IT WITH A SMURF.

  • AT NUMBER SIX, KOBE FROM

  • BARCELONA, A FOX WITH ONE

  • NIPPLE.

  • LIKE SEAN HANNITY HIMSELF.

  • AT NUMBER FIVE, WE HAVE A DUO,

  • NEVE AND GLIZ FROM 2006.

  • AFTER THE GAMES WERE OVER,

  • SOMEONE STUCK A POKER THROUGH

  • THEIR HEADS, PUT THEM ON A

  • GRAHAM CRACKER AND ROASTED THEM

  • OVER THE OLYMPIC TORCH.

  • COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR IS

  • WHATEVER THIS WAS FROM LONDON.

  • THAT'S JUST A PENIS WITH

  • BRACELETS ON.

  • AT NUMBER THREE, THE FIRST

  • OLYMPIC MASS COT FROM GRENOBLE

  • IN 1968.

  • I DON'T KNOW, THE WORLD'S

  • SCARIEST TOY.

  • LOOKS MORE LIKE CHERNOBYL THAN

  • GRENOBLE.

  • COMING IN AT NUMBER TWO, THIS

  • ABOMINATION FROM ATHENS IN 2004,

  • TWO PEOPLE WITH WHAT APPEAR TO

  • BE SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

  • YOU KNOW, THE DOCTORS TRIED TO

  • SEPARATE THEM AND THEY DIED.

  • AND THE WORST MASS COT IN

  • OLYMPIC HISTORY.

  • THE LAZIEST FROM ALL FROM THE

  • 1980 MOSCOW GAMES, NISHA, THEY

  • TOOK A PICTURE OF A TEDDY BEAR

  • AND PUT A BELT ON HIM.

  • CONGRATULATIONS, MOESHA, YOU A

TRUMP UNIVERSE AND IT'S COREY

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奧運史上最差的吉祥物 (The Worst Mascots in Olympic History)

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    minami.kuo 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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