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TRUMP UNIVERSE AND IT'S COREY
LEWANDOWSKI.
IN BEIJING THEY UNVEILED THE
OFFICIAL MASS COT FOR THE WINTER
GAMES IN 2022.
AND IT IS AN ICE PANDA, ITS NAME
IS "ICE" IN MANDARIN.
ICE AND PANDAS ARE TWO THINGS WE
MIGHT NOT HAVE ANYMORE BY 2022.
THEY ALSO RELEASED A VIDEO THAT
EXPLAINS THE ORIGIN STORY OF THE
CHARACTER, I GUESS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT VIDEO
AND I'LL NARRATE.
YOU SEE A MYSTERIOUS SPACECRAFT
ROCKETS TOWARD AND CRASH LANDS
ON EARTH WHERE IT IS FOUND AND
PENETRATED BY AN ADORABLE PANDA
BEAR.
HE GOES IN THE ALIEN BUBBLE AND
COMES OUT TRANSFORMED INTO ICE
PANDA, WHO NOW HAS THE POWER TO
FLY AND TO WEAVE A HUGE MAGICAL
STADIUM NEST.
MADE OUT OF GLOW STICKS.
THOUSAND-FOOT-LONG GLOW STICKS
AND NECKLACES, TOO.
AND NOW IT SNOWBOARDS INTO SPACE
WHERE IF THEN HIGH-FIVES AN
ASTRONAUT IT LOVES, I GUESS.
AND THAT IS WHERE OUR STORY ENDS
INEXPLICABLY, WITH THE NEW
MASCOT.
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU.
>> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.
>> Jimmy: LITTLE BIT.
SO THAT'S THE NEW MASS COT,
WHICH IS KIND OF CUTE.
BY NO MEANS IS THAT THE WORST
PLAK M
OLYMPIC MASS COT.
WE WENT THROUGH EVERY MASCOT,
HERE THEY ARE, THE WORST MASCOTS
IN OLYMPIC HISTORY.
WE WILL BEGIN AT NUMBER SEVEN.
AT NUMBER SEVEN IS IZZY FROM THE
'96 ATLANTA GAMES WHO LOOKS LIKE
ONE OF THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS
MADE IT WITH A SMURF.
AT NUMBER SIX, KOBE FROM
BARCELONA, A FOX WITH ONE
NIPPLE.
LIKE SEAN HANNITY HIMSELF.
AT NUMBER FIVE, WE HAVE A DUO,
NEVE AND GLIZ FROM 2006.
AFTER THE GAMES WERE OVER,
SOMEONE STUCK A POKER THROUGH
THEIR HEADS, PUT THEM ON A
GRAHAM CRACKER AND ROASTED THEM
OVER THE OLYMPIC TORCH.
COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR IS
WHATEVER THIS WAS FROM LONDON.
THAT'S JUST A PENIS WITH
BRACELETS ON.
AT NUMBER THREE, THE FIRST
OLYMPIC MASS COT FROM GRENOBLE
IN 1968.
I DON'T KNOW, THE WORLD'S
SCARIEST TOY.
LOOKS MORE LIKE CHERNOBYL THAN
GRENOBLE.
COMING IN AT NUMBER TWO, THIS
ABOMINATION FROM ATHENS IN 2004,
TWO PEOPLE WITH WHAT APPEAR TO
BE SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITIONS.
YOU KNOW, THE DOCTORS TRIED TO
SEPARATE THEM AND THEY DIED.
AND THE WORST MASS COT IN
OLYMPIC HISTORY.
THE LAZIEST FROM ALL FROM THE
1980 MOSCOW GAMES, NISHA, THEY
TOOK A PICTURE OF A TEDDY BEAR
AND PUT A BELT ON HIM.
CONGRATULATIONS, MOESHA, YOU A