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  • She did not dump me

  • it was a mutual breakup, ok?

  • SHUT UP!

  • Have you ever been so completely in love

  • with your girlfriend that you just knew you

  • wanted to spend the rest of your life with her?

  • Me neither! So I'm going to tell you how to

  • dump that bitch!

  • "Insult her style!"

  • How do I look?

  • You look like a cow...?

  • Well F* you ahole!

  • "Great!"

  • "Play World of Warcraft"

  • Alright, let tanks get agro before you start DPSing

  • Noob! Don't stand in the fire!

  • OK, oh God dammit I need a healer up here

  • Whatcha doing?

  • Shut the f* up I'm reigning!

  • "Wow!"

  • "Cheat on her!"

  • Hey, you free for dinner?

  • Uh, no, sorry, I'm busy tonight

  • 'Oh, Anthony, I love you so much'

  • I love you too new girlfriend. Uh, yeah I'm

  • so super busy tonight.

  • 'Oh come over here and let me give you

  • a blow...torch.'

  • "Busted!"

  • "Do it over text message"

  • You wanna break cups with me?

  • Damn you AutoCorrect!

  • "iPhowned!"

  • "Always mention your ex"

  • You like that?

  • Brenda did it better, but whatever...

  • You know I never learned how to tie a double knot!

  • "Shoe noob!"

  • "Act like a 5-year-old"

  • Alright, I get the joke, stop it!

  • Alright, I get the joke, stop it!

  • I mean it! I mean it!

  • My name is Anthony and I'm a douche.

  • My name is Anthony and I'm a douche.

  • Oh my God, I can't take this anymore!

  • Copy this, you son of a bitch!

  • "Suicide Bonus!"

  • "Fake a pregnancy scare"

  • The condom broke

  • Wait, we've never had sex...?

  • Then explain, why I'm PREGNANT!

  • "Congratulations!"

  • "Never talk to her again"

  • Anthony! Hi!

  • Oh, hey this is my wife, Meg.

  • Wait, what do you mean wife, I'm still your girlfriend!

  • I think completely ignoring you made it pretty obvious...

  • I've been waiting for 10 years... DICK!

  • "Ruined a life!"

  • "Fake your own death"

  • WHYYY!

  • Because your a b**

  • Wait, what?

  • Sometmes the dead can send a message, from beyond.

  • You have beautiful eyes.

  • What the hell?

  • "Sloppy seconds!"

  • If all else fails, be honest with her.

  • I just don't think things are working out...

  • I just think we should break up.

  • Yeah I don't think that's a good idea.

  • Why?

  • Yeah my daddy's a cop

  • Stop right there!.

  • You're a great guy, and have a stable job!

  • Don't break up with her!

  • I'm sorry, I just don't love her anymore!

  • Bulls*!

  • Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

  • "Finger Bang'd!"

  • To see bloopers, and some more ways to dump your

  • girlfriend, click the link in the description below.

  • Stop right there!

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  • Bang! Bang! Bang!

She did not dump me

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如何甩掉你的女朋友! (HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!)

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    roger90080 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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