♪ He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea ♪

♪ With his dolphin friends (friends) ♪

♪ Happy as can be! ♪

♪ Until one day he went (ohh), and ventured onto land ♪

♪ And he got bitten by, a radioactive man ♪

♪ Now he's Dolphin Man! (Man!) ♪

♪ Half dolphin, half man! ♪

♪ Hear him screech at night ♪

♪ (Danny does the Greg Screech!) ♪

♪ 'Cause he just wants a friend ♪

♪ There'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ) ♪

♪ If you run into him ♪

♪ In the dark abandoned house where he lives ♪

♪ (Ooh!) ♪

♪ You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems ♪

♪ If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream, like ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Let me go tonight!" ♪

♪ You'll scream ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Stop kidnapping me!" ♪

♪ She was just a lady, not a care in the world ♪

♪ 'Til she saw some grown men (Grown men) ♪

♪ Kidnapping a girl! She said ♪

♪ "Help, let me go!" ♪

♪ So she sprung into action ♪

♪ Then she looked right at a necklace and became ♪

♪ Scarlett Johansson. Then she, kicked all their asses ♪

♪ Varli, savior of the masses ♪

♪ Don't know where that necklace came from ♪

♪ Love more, hate less - that's the message! ♪

♪ Dolphin man saw her on TV ♪

♪ And gave her a call! ♪

♪ They formed the best crime fighting team ♪

♪ In the world! (Ooh!) ♪

♪ Then they saved the president from an alien race ♪

♪ It was all over the news ♪

♪ He was screaming in space, like ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Let me go tonight!" ♪

♪ He said ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Stop kidnapping me!" ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Let me go tonight!" ♪

♪ He said ♪

♪ "Help, let me go! Help, let me go! Help, let me go" ♪

♪ "Stop kidnapping me!" ♪