(crowd cheers)

- Oh my gosh!

- Is it time? - Show's starting!

Show's starting!

- Heidi Montag in the house!

- I don't have that many options for a bachelorette party.

There's like a stripper in a hotel room,

Vegas, I mean it's all just so standard basic.

- Y'all ready to have a good time tonight?

(crowd cheers)

- [Heidi] Drag queens, however, are beyond.

- Before we get this show started,

I kind of wanted to know if anybody's

celebrating some stuff.

Is anybody getting married? (group cheers)

Look at you!

Come on up here.

- Okay.

(women cheer)

- I have a breast bank account.

Why don't you tell everybody who you are?

- My name is Heidi.

(Audience Cheers)

- We gonna have Heidi shake her (beep)

because that's what we do whenever you

celebrating something here.

You ready? You better be ready.

Hit it!

(pop music) (audience cheers)

- [Drag Queen] Uh-oh, uh-oh!

(audience cheers)

- [Drag Queen] Uh-oh, uh-oh!

- Oh yeah!

- I am a self-made twerker.

- [Woman] Go Heidi! Go Heidi!

- I practice in the mirror, practice at home.

You know, gotta keep that booty shaking.

I'm going all the way out tonight!

Woo! Last night out, champagne!

(pop music)

♪ Just pop it, drop it low ♪

♪ You say I'm shawty ♪

♪ You like me ♪

♪ She's just about some money ♪

♪ Just do it like Nike ♪

♪ And watch me drop it low ♪

(Audience Cheers)

- [Heidi] All right guys, I'm gonna have to go.

Thank you guys so much, yeah, I gotta go.

- So will Gunner really be awake when you go home?

- Yeah, he's awake so I gotta go put him to bed.

- Heidi will use Gunner as an excuse

until he's like, fifty years old.

I guarantee it.

Oh, I've gotta feed Gunner

I mean, Gunner literally is the excuse baby.

- I love you.

- I need a Gunner.

- Alright, bye guys.

- Bye, love you! - Bye!

- I'm gonna leave you guys.

I love you.

- Seriously?

- I love you.

- No, thank you for coming tonight.

Okay, love you.

I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Okay.

- We need to go to the bathroom.

- We're going to the bathroom.

- Audrina, can we talk?

- Here we go, like what does she want to say?

♪ It's the start of a war ♪

♪ It's going down ♪

(ominous music)

- Audrina, can we talk?

You're kind of the problem.

- [Audrina] I don't think it's the right time

to talk serious. - It is.

- [Audrina] When there's alcohol in involved.

- It is, because I'm not fake and I can't like,

I've been hugging you and like, talking to you

and like that's.

- You're being fake.

- I need this chance to stand up for myself and to

put Audrina in place

because she's been lying and coming after me

this whole time.

I know what you've been doing.

Start being honest because you've been (beep)

lying to my face for a long time.

- No I haven't. - And I'm done with it.

- I told you what I felt about you.

- You're the reason Brody almost (beep) attacked me.

You wound him up saying that I didn't care

about the Malibu fires.

I'm from Malibu, Audrina!

What is wrong with you?

- I'm just in shock.

She's a loose cannon and beyond unstable.

Oh my God, Stephanie, you're so dramatic.

- Oh I am?

I don't know, you were very dramatic about Justin.

- Justin's not even in the picture anymore.

- Is he not? - We have not.

- So why are you still talking (beep) about me

behind my back?

- I haven't said a word about you recently.

You and Justin, no.

- Oh, Audrina.

- I didn't talk (beep) on you.

- For you to tell Brody that I was staying in Vegas

like she doesn't care.

At dinner obviously, we've been in the car for

five hours going to Vegas.

Like how am I not gonna say

can we please have a fun dinner?

- Who are you right now?

- Stephanie.

- Honestly, Stephanie,

you have so many different personalities.

- You talked (beep) about me.

- That has nothing to do with me, Stephanie.

- It does!

You're the one that wound him up to do it!

Your little victim thing, and all of your exes,

you're disgusting.

- Oh, god. - Hey!

- Stephanie's behavior is extremely hurtful.

Like the things that she's saying really leaves scars.

And it's like,

scary.

- So you don't even go there, Stephanie.

Do not go there.

- Welcome to adulthood.

- I'm out of here.

(dramatic music)