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  • Let's turn now to one of my favorite countries

  • to talk about.

  • You guessed it,

  • Turkmenistan.

  • That's right. All my Turkmens in the audience say, "Hey!"

  • -Love you guys. -AUDIENCE: Hey!

  • Oh, wow. You're not Turkmenistani.

  • Cultural appropriation.

  • Now, you may not know this, but for the last 12 years,

  • Turkmenistan has been ruled by this man--

  • -Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. -(laughter)

  • He is a dictator with a poor record on human rights,

  • and for the last few weeks, there have been rumors

  • that he is actually dead.

  • But before you celebrate this ruthless dictator's demise,

  • you might want to think again.

  • Whispers about the health

  • of Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov

  • began swirling in July

  • after he hadn't been seen in public for weeks,

  • but now the country's state broadcaster

  • has aired a 25-minute report showing him

  • carrying out multiple tasks.

  • They range from bowling and horse riding to composing music

  • and driving a rally car.

  • (engine revving)

  • Okay, this is... so amazing.

  • Instead of the president coming out

  • and just saying, "I'm not dead,"

  • he decided to cast himself in The Amazing Race?

  • Is that what this is?

  • Like... like what is he doing?

  • (applause)

  • Because you realize,

  • none of this proves that he's alive, right?

  • A video of someone in a music studio doesn't mean

  • that they're currently alive.

  • I can show you a video of Tupac in a music studio,

  • and he's not alive.

  • Or is he?

  • (laughter)

  • (cheers and applause)

  • Now, there are a couple of things you have to know

  • about President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov.

  • One-- his natural enemy is the name tag.

  • -(laughter) -And secondly...

  • Secondly, he's basically turned his whole country

  • into a cult of personality.

  • Everything he does as leader

  • is about showing off how perfect he is, how everyone loves him,

  • how everything he does is tremendous.

  • And I'm sure Americans can't relate to this,

  • but that's how it works over there.

  • You know, those Third World countries.

  • And that's what makes the state TV footage so amazing.

  • For example, he could have just showed himself bowling.

  • No, no, no, that's-that's not enough.

  • Bowling is not enough, right?

  • Just watch how state TV edited the bowling footage

  • to make him look super cool.

  • (male newscaster speaking in foreign language)

  • (laughter)

  • (laughter)

  • Wow! Wow!

  • (applause)

  • Amazing! Amazing!

  • Such amazing bowling by such a living person.

  • Yay!

  • That's some of the worst editing ever.

  • The ball is clearly heading towards the gutter,

  • and then all of a sudden, it cuts to a strike?

  • Doesn't even look like the same lane.

  • And I know what you're saying right now.

  • You're like, "Oh, Trevor, you're just jealous

  • 'cause he's more athletic than you."

  • No. Okay, I'm super athletic. Watch this.

  • You guys... you guys ready? I'll show you my athleticism.

  • Do this thing. Let's do this.

  • -(grunts) -(people whooping)

  • (laughter)

  • (cheers and applause)

  • See that?

  • Swish, swish. I'm alive, bish!

  • (laughter)

  • And the perfect bowling wasn't even close

  • to the craziest part of the footage state TV put out,

  • because at one point in the video,

  • he gets into a car, drives across the desert

  • and then does this.

  • (upbeat music playing)

  • (male newscaster speaking in foreign language)

  • (engine revving)

  • Okay, Turkmenistan, the good news is

  • that your president might be alive.

  • The bad news is

  • that your country is being swallowed by hell.

  • (laughter)

  • What is that?

  • So those are the clips

  • Turkmenistan state TV has released

  • to prove that their leader is still alive.

  • And you know what? We shouldn't be surprised

  • by how crazy these clips are,

  • because this guy is actually known

  • for putting out the best propaganda videos

  • we've ever seen.

  • My favorite personally is this one,

  • released a few months ago,

  • of him and his grandson rocking out. 00:04:20.426 --> 00:04:22.362 line:0% (singing in foreign language) 00:04:29.568 --> 00:04:32.372 line:0% (rapping)

  • Huh? Huh?

  • (cheers and applause)

  • That's the new "Old Town Road," baby.

  • This guy does it all.

  • He sings, he plays guitar,

  • he has weird sexual tension with his grandson, everything.

  • So, that's the latest news from Turkmenistan.

  • We don't know if the president is really dead or alive.

  • What we do know is,

  • he's definitely killing it on the charts.

Let's turn now to one of my favorite countries

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