Apple's digital assistant is our go-to even when we have the freakiest question in mind, thanks to Siri's comic timing that we end up smiling with a frown!

蘋果的數位助理是我們的小幫手，就算我們有千奇百怪的問題，這要歸功於 Siri 耍幽默的時機，終會讓我們皺著眉頭微笑！

Well, it's not always so chilled out with Siri; you see it can turn brutal and if your heart isn't that strong, may God bless you!

好吧，Siri 不是總是那麼冷靜。你會看到它變得殘忍，如果你的內心不夠堅強，那只能說阿彌陀佛！

But if you are adamant on testing Siri's and your patience then go ahead and say these 10 things to it.

但如果你還是堅持想要測試 Siri 和自己的耐性的話，那就去跟 Siri 講講以下 10 件事吧！

For others who are in no mood of trouble with their companion, stay clear!

而對於那些不想打擾自己「另一半」的朋友，就放聰明一點！

Number 10 - Ask Siri to call your boyfriend.

第 10 — 叫 Siri 打給你男友。

Dear iPhone users, are you using your phone's technology to allocate family status to your contacts?

各位親愛的 iphone 用戶，你們是不是都會使用手機裡某種功能為聯絡人分配自己該有的身份呢？

Yea we know it's nice and asking Siri to call a contact sounds harmless; you still aren't using it to call your significant other, especially in front of them!

是的，我們都知道這做法很好，請 Siri 幫你打電話給通訊錄上的朋友看似沒有什麼；但你還是不會透過 Siri 打出去，尤其是不會在他們面前！

Imagine if you haven't removed the boyfriend title from your ex's number…

很有可能你前男友的號碼還是叫「寶貝」…

Siri might respond to your request of calling your boyfriend with "which one" and that… won't be pretty!

Siri 可能當下會回你說「哪一位？」那…可就不好了。

Number 9 - Flirt with Siri.

第 9 — 和 Siri 調情。

A nice voice, ready to answer you any time of the day or night!

一個動聽的聲音，隨時都準備好要回答你的問題。

Doesn't that make for a perfect scenario to flirt?

不是正適合來調情一番嗎？

No matter how tempting that is, control your urges, shut up your libido and do not flirt with Siri!

不管多誘人，請不要衝動，停止你們的慾望，別和 Siri 調情！

You already have had your fair share of heart breaks and Siri would only add to the list, so why fall in the trap?

你已經夠傷心難過，Siri 只會讓你更難受，為什麼要自己落入陷阱呢？

Once a user asked Siri to talk dirty, "The carpet needs vacuum cleaning" wasn't a flirtatious reply!

想要求 Siri 講些情話，「地毯該吸一下了」這可不是什麼耍曖昧的回答！

Number 8 - Ask Siri to give you a nickname.

第 8 — 請 Siri 幫你取綽號。

Why is Siri less robotic than other AI?

為什麼 Siri 比 AI 人性化？

Yes, because while answering to your not so intelligent questions, it will include your name.

是的，因為在回答你那有點愚蠢的問題的時候，還會叫上你的名字呢！

That's smart until you are bored and decide to get yourself a nickname from Siri!

這是很智慧的做法，但直到你覺得無聊了並打算請 Siri 幫你改綽號！

Though it may still be cute and fun for a while, imagine yourself in a board meeting and asking serious questions to Siri, only to have it call you superman.

雖然有好一陣子會覺得很可愛很好玩，但試想一下如果你在重要會議上向 Siri 提出嚴肅的問題，但 Siri 卻稱你「超人」。

Uhmmm, you don't need us to tell you that by the time you've received an answer from the app, the entire board is already having a hearty laugh at your expense!

嗯，當你聽到回覆以後，其實也不用告訴我們，你的代價將會是整個會議的人都哄堂大笑。

Number 7 - Ask what zero divided by zero is.

第 7 — 「零除以零等於什麼」。

We know it is a lame question and so just don't ask it.

大家都知道這是個爛問題，所以就別問了！

But we know you are going to try it anyway so let's spoil your fun!

但知道你還是會嘗試的，那就讓我們先來爆雷吧！

The response would be, "Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends.

聽到的回覆可能是「試想像你有零塊餅乾，要平均分給你零個朋友。

How many cookies does each person get?

每個人可以分到多少餅乾呢？

See?

看吧？

It doesn't make sense.

根本就不合理。

And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

餅乾怪獸對沒有餅乾感到難過，而你對於自己沒有朋友感到難過。」

Uhmmm that was brutal and honest truth!

嗯，可真是殘酷又誠實的事實啊！

Number 6 - Suggest Siri a new name.

第 6 — 想給 Siri 新名字。

How often do you enjoy when your friends feel the need to change your name to something more "appropriate"?

當你的朋友覺得應該要為你改個更「適合的」名字時，你會有多喜歡呢？

Not much we guess, then why put poor Siri through this torture?

我想應該不太會吧，那為什麼要折磨可憐的 Siri 呢？

Asking it to be renamed as Keith or Barbara or anything else for that matter won't be taken in good humor and yes, we are warning you!

要 Siri 改成什麼 Keith 或是 Barbara 抑或其他名字都不會是件很幽默的事。對，我們在警告你！

Siri will act stubborn and if you really piss it off by asking what Siri means, be prepared to be lashed with random numbers.

Siri 會表現得很固執，如果你一直問 Siri 到底是什麼意思而惹怒了它的話，那就做好要被一堆數字攻擊的心理準備。

If that is tempting for you, go on try it!

如果這對你來說很吸引的話，去試試看吧！

Number 5 - Ask what came first, chicken or egg.

第 5 — 「到底是先有雞還是先有蛋」。

Yeah, this question has bugged us for years now but Siri is not going to give you a satisfactory answer.

沒錯，這問題已經困擾大家多年了，但 Siri 也不會給你一個讓你滿意的答案。

Doubt us?

懷疑嗎？

Go try is for yourself and for those of you who are beginning to fear Siri's verbal banter, we have you covered here!

可以自己試試看，而那些開始擔心 Siri 言語上的嘲弄的人，我們現在要來告訴你！

Your mate will revert with, "Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can't set a chicken timer.

你的朋友會回說「你可以設定煮蛋計時器，但不能設定煮雞計時器。

I don't know if that helps.”

不知道這答案有沒有幫到忙呢！」

Yea darling that helps a lot!

是的親愛的，幫助很大！

Another response you can expect is, "A boiled chicken or a boiled egg, either way you are going to eat that little thing so how does that matter?"

或是你可以期待另一個回覆「一隻水煮雞或一顆水煮蛋，不管是哪一樣你也還是會吃，所以這有很重要嗎？」

Siri is right here!

Siri 講得可真對！

Number 4 - Ask what should I wear.

第 4 — 「我該穿什麼」。

Okay ladies, Siri ain't your girlfriend so spare it the horror of dealing with your fashion queries!

好了各位女士，Siri 不是你的閨密，所以不用期望可以解決你打扮的煩悶！

We can understand your pain when you have to dress up for a party and have nobody to guide you on an outfit but Siri is definitely not the answer.

我們可以理解那種當你想要打扮去開趴卻沒有人可以幫你指導的痛苦，可是 Siri 也絕對不會是你的答案。

Unless you are prepared for some Siri style bashing and that girl won't be good for your morale!

除非你已經做好心理準備會被 Siri 風格的回覆打擊，不然那個女生是無法振奮你的士氣！

It might just be too honest like, "wear anything that your family won't be scared of" maybe you can handle that but saying that nobody cares about your dress is plain savage!

Siri 也許會誠實地說「不會把你家人嚇到的打扮」，這也許你還能面對，但說沒有人在乎你的打扮，可真的是無情！

Number 3 - Ask what is the meaning of life.

第 3 — 「生命的意義」。

Siri has a lot of answers up its sleeves but won't it be better to leave your philosophy based queries to Rumi?

Siri 可以有很多的答案，但留下鲁米的哲學問題給你想會有比較好嗎？

We don't doubt Siri's intelligence and there is certainly no planning to mess up with this app but why load it with the responsibility of finding the meaning of life?

我們沒有懷疑 Siri 的智慧，也無意要把這應用程式搞瘋，那為什麼要 Siri 負起尋找生命意義的責任呢？

No, we aren't trying to protect it from your confused questions, believe us it is you who we want to protect.

我們並不是保護你不再受這些問題所困惑，請相信我們，我們要保護的是你。

After all hearing, "I wish I knew, I would have been a human instead of you" won't do you any good!

聽完問題以後，「我希望我知道答案，我希望可以代替你成為人類！」的答案，對你不會比較好！

Number 2 - Ask why am I here.

第 2 — 「為什麼我在這」。

You can be frustrated and depressed and a whole lot of mess but never, we repeat never ask Siri, "Why am I here?" because the answer won't be very comforting!

你可能會感到氣餒和沮喪，或是面對一堆混亂的局面，但我們再三強調，絕對不要問 Siri 「為什麼我在這裡？」因為答案並不會安慰到你！

You have by now understood that no matter how much you love Siri, it is at the end a cold hearted app and what can you expect from it?

你現在已經了解到無論你有多喜歡 Siri，但還是只是冰冷無情的應用程式而已，你能對它有什麼期待呢？

Yes, it will make you feel worse and if that's not your plan, don't attempt it.

是的，這會讓你感覺更糟，如果不是你的心裡所期望的答案的話，不要輕易嘗試。

For the curious ones, the answer would be, "Literally I have been wondering the same that why are you here and alive."

而好奇的人，得到的答案會是「確實我也在想同一個問題，為什麼你在這裡活著。」

Uhmm, not a polite thing to say!

嗯，很沒有禮貌！

Number 1 - Ask how old you are Siri.

第 1 — 問 Siri 年紀。

You might have heard about the saying, "Never ask a woman her age!"

你可能會聽過「千萬別問女生的年紀！」

Well, the kind of responses Siri gives on being asked about its age, maybe Siri is a woman after all!

嗯，Siri 被問及年紀時會回答什麼，也許 Siri 是個女人喔！

Jokes aside, the age question either puts off Siri or it has a great sense of humor.

先撇除玩笑話，年齡問題要嘛讓 Siri 反感或是 Siri 會回得很幽默。

Whatever it is, the answers are brutal!

不管怎樣，答案總是殘酷的！

Typical responses would be, "Are you going to marry me?", "How does it matter?" or "I am as young as the port wine!"

通常的答案會是「你要娶我嗎？」、「有什麼關係嗎？」或是「我跟波特酒一樣年輕。」

Don't be shocked people, that's Siri for you!

不用覺得震驚，這就是 Siri！

Are there any more weird questions that you have asked from this Apple app?

你們還有沒有問過 Siri 什麼其他奇怪的問題？

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可以在下面留言告訴我們。

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你們也可以在 Twitter、Facebook 和 Instagram 上找到我們。

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