So, dear. What do you want to know today?

親愛的帥哥，你今天想要問甚麼呢?

So you're really able to answer anything I asked you about?

所以你真的可以回答我問的任何問題嗎?

Yeah, of course

那當然囉

With my eyes, I can see through anything

用我明亮的雙眼，我可以看穿一切

through this crystal ball I have

沒錯就是經過這個神奇的水晶球

okay, so I really want to know that when will I ever find my true love

那我真的很想知道我甚麼時候才會找到真愛

and get married, and live happily ever after

結婚，然後永遠過著幸福快樂的日子

Okay, be patient, and let me take a look

保持耐心，待我來看看你的未來!

[magic casting music]

[神秘施法音樂]

Ah! I see

啊!我看到了!

No one's ever going to fall in love with you

永遠都不會有人愛上你的

You'll stay single FOREVER!

你啊! 一輩子都會單身!

Why? How did you know that?

為什麼!? 你怎麼知道的!?

So, are you really able to see the future?

難道你真的可以看穿古今未來?

Nah, I can't see the future

哎呀我當然看不到未來啦

but I can see what your face looks like

可是我可以看到你的長相啊!

[cracking sound]

[石化碎裂聲]

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