stretching,

鍛造

and firing distorted particles at one another,

和讓扭曲的粒子互相碰撞

we finally have a product.

我們終於做出了這個產品

Cream.

乳霜

Facial blemishes will be a thing of the past.

臉上的瑕斑將成為過去式

How about this botched nose job?

至於這個失敗的隆鼻呢

This amputated stub isn't a challenge for Cream.

就算截肢也不是乳霜的對手

Hold on! How's that possible?

等一下！這怎麼可能？

Using our smart awareness system,

使用我們的智慧感知系統

Cream detects the most likely problem and attempts to solve it by

乳霜會檢測出最有可能的問題，並以校正的分子結構的方式

correcting the molecular structure.

試圖解決錯誤

Even quite vague problems,

即使是難以定義的問題

such as general ugliness.

就像是所謂一般的"醜陋"

Instant fixes for:

也能馬上搞定

Any kind of aging.

任何一種的老化

Fractures and lacerations.

骨折和撕裂傷

The recently deceased.

甚至死亡不久的

What the hell?!

搞什麼鬼？

But Cream isn't just limited to the human body.

乳霜不只作用在人體上

Everything broken can and will be fixed,

所有損壞它都能搞定

Broken is no longer an issue.

損壞的不再是問題

I don't understand, Mom.

我不明白，媽咪

What's happening?

發生甚麼事了?

Ah, yes.

喔，是如此

The implicit formulation of dynamic wave computational elements allowed time step size to be selected according to accuracy requirements.

計算元素動態波的隱式演算法允許根據準確的條件來去求時間步長

Awww

噢

A damaged mind is no longer a life obstacle

精神問題不再是生活的障礙

If treated with a Cream brain injection,

如果是以乳霜腦注射到腦內來治療的話

worries, doubts, mental conditions and general stupidity

憂慮問題、心理疾病、智能問題都可以治癒

are all now curable.

- 男：你叫什麼名字？ - 機器人：我還沒有被指定一個名稱

What is your name?

- 男：那選一個？

I have yet to be assigned a name.

- 機器人：阿諾·貝林頓·史密斯

Well? Choose one.

-男：這是一個有點蠢的名字不是嗎?

Arnold Billington Smythe.

- 機器人：我不得不同意你史蒂夫。我並無法直接思考

It's a bit silly that name though isn't it?

爸爸，我感覺不是很舒服

I have to agree with you there, Steve.

不僅我感覺好多了，我也是一個更好的人了

I wasn't thinking straight.

- 感覺空虛無聊，現在你所有的問題都可以簡單地被乳霜解決

I don't feel very well, daddy.

- 男：是啊

Not only do I feel better, but I am also a better person.

- 男：乳霜奪走了生活中的趣味

Feeling empty and bored now all your problems can simply be Creamed away?

- 那麼就把它"塗"回來吧!

Yes, Cream has taken the magic out of life.

- 男：太棒了，我的熱情又回來了。

Well, Cream it back!

- 自己"塗"樂！世界"塗"好。

Hooray, my enthusiasm came back.

- 乳霜是萬物的救星

Cream yourself happy! Cream the world beautiful.

因為乳霜能夠修復萬物，它也不斷的增強自我

Cream, the everything fixer.

泡在乳霜裡來以任何可能的方式增強自我

Because Cream is the fix-all cream, it is constantly fixing and improving itself

他死了嗎？

To be submerged in Cream is to continuously improve yourself in every way possible.

不，他提升了自我，超脫身心靈達到完美的境界

Is he dead?

然後昇華成一柱純粹的光能

No, he exponentially improved himself physically and mentally

那你可能會用完製造乳霜的原料嗎

to a zenith of absolute perfection,

會的，我們大約半年前用光了

subsequently evolving into a being of pure light energy.

這也就是新版的乳霜會有自我複製的功能

Is it uh, possible that you will eventually run out of the raw material to make the Cream?

乳霜現在基本上是永不耗竭的

Yes, we are about six months from running out completely.

乳霜將會終結飢餓和痛苦，便讓錢變得沒用了

which Is why the new version of Cream will have self-duplicating properties.

不...

Cream is now potentially infinite.

不。

Cream could bring an end to all war, famine, and suffering. Rendering money essentially obsolete.

不！

No...

不...

No.

一個令人震驚的報告證實了，乳霜會導致愛滋病而且這還是戀童癖以死嬰製造出來的

No!

以下是一些可怕的現場畫面

No...

大量的人死亡，這是都是乳霜造成的

Cream causes AIDS and is made from dead babies by pedophiles, a shocking new report confirms.

人們正在急著扔掉所有的乳霜

Here is some terrifying footage

"盜版"食品是一罪行...

That was a huge explosion!

你不會複製一個威脅生命的疾病，

Loads of people died and it was all caused by Cream.

你不會複製一隻紅隼

People are being urged to throw out all Cream immediately.

所以不要複製食物

Food piracy is a crime.

如果你吃複製的食物，你會得愛滋

You wouldn't duplicate a life-threatening disease.

但是市民認為這樣如何呢?他們是在氣乳霜嗎？

You wouldn't duplicate a kestrel.

是的，我很氣乳霜

So don't duplicate food.

我才不想得到三種不同的愛滋病，我現在要怎樣知道什麼是可以吃的？

If you eat duplicated food, you'll get AIDS.

我的鄰居把自己變成像神一樣的純光能

But what do the public think, are they angry about Cream?

現在我很肯定他有在偷窺我洗澡

Yes, I am angry about Cream!

(乳霜變態偷窺女洗澡)

I don't want three different types of AIDS! how do I know what's safe to eat now?

(群眾恐慌)

My neighbor Creamed himself to become a god-like being of pure light energy.

(禁止邪惡乳霜)

Now I'm pretty sure he is just watching me in the shower!

(大量乳霜下架召回)

New Cream, the wonder cream that fixes all spots and blemishes.

(摧毀所有乳霜!)

Simply massage it into the face and within a week your skin will be clear and smooth.

新乳霜，解決所有的斑點和瑕疵的神奇乳霜