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  • -Let's get to the news.

  • Tonight was the second part of the second Democratic debate,

  • and it was fine, I guess, but it did kind of feel like

  • when your fun aunt goes home

  • and you're left with your boring family again.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Aww. Aunt Marianne lets us finger-paint on the wall!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his opening statement tonight

  • to differentiate himself from President Trump, saying,

  • "The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Which is a great point, but I actually think the opposite

  • of Trump would be a black guy who is a good president.

  • There you go.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Didn't know where you guys were gonna land on that one.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • According to a debate coach on CNN,

  • Senator Bernie Sanders got a B-plus

  • for his performance last night,

  • which he was perfectly happy with.

  • "The last thing I want is for my grade to be in the top 1%!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • B-plus. [ Applause ]

  • According to the final numbers,

  • author Marianne Williamson was the most searched-for candidate

  • after last night's debate, which is silly.

  • You don't search for Marianne Williamson.

  • You just leave a window open

  • and put a thimble full of CBD oil on the sill.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The personal Wikipedia page for presidential hopeful

  • John Delaney was vandalized last night to say that

  • Senator Elizabeth Warren killed him

  • during the Democratic debate.

  • it's now been corrected to reflect

  • that he is in serious but stable condition.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The White House has announced that next week President Trump

  • will visit a central Florida retirement community,

  • or as he told Wilbur Ross, "Let's go for a little drive."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "Look at all these nice friends for you, Wilbur."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "Shuffleboard, you like shuffleboard.

  • Don't cry, Wilbur."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • A Delta pilot was removed from a fully boarded flight

  • and arrested yesterday for allegedly

  • attempting to fly the plane while intoxicated.

  • How did he get alcohol, said people in coach.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Finally, a Florida man who goes by the nickname "Murder"

  • and has the word "murder" tattooed on his neck

  • pleaded guilty yesterday to murder.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, at least no one will have to ask him what he's in for.

-Let's get to the news.

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2020年第二場民主黨總統辯論會第二夜 (Night Two of the Second 2020 Democratic Presidential Debate)

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    王惟惟 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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