The court of holidays is now in session.

假期法庭現在開庭。

Presiding at the bench are New Year's, Valentine's, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and chief justice Christmas.

主持人有新年、情人節、復活節、萬聖節、感恩節和首席法官聖誕節。

Thank you, Tax Day. You may be seated.

謝謝你，稅務日。你可以坐下了。

As you know, the yearly calendar has become bloated with holidays.

眾所周知，年曆已經被節假日搞得臃腫不堪。

We are gathered to hear the pleas of all minor holidays to determine if they will be allowed to stay.

我們聚集在一起，是為了聽取所有小長假的懇求，以決定是否允許他們留下來。

April Fool's will be taking minutes.

愚人節將採取分鐘。

-Totally. -All right.

-完全正確 -好的

First on the list, we shall hear from the daylight saving twins.

首先，我們將聽取日光節約雙胞胎的意見。

Boo. Nobody likes you.

Boo.沒有人喜歡你。

Hold on, now!

等一下，現在！

Fall back is very popular.

回落是非常受歡迎的。

I say we keep her and sentence spring forward to death.

我說，我們要留住她，並判處斯普林特死刑。

Oh, great idea.

哦，好主意。

If you get rid of her, you'll have to get rid of me, too.

如果你擺脫了她，你也得擺脫我。

All right, fine. You may stay.

好吧，好吧。你可以留下來。

We want the record to show that we formally declare you stupid.

我們希望記錄在案，表明我們正式宣佈你是傻瓜。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Next is Black Friday.

接下來是黑色星期五。

Move.

走吧

Get out of my way, I was here first.

別擋我的路，是我先來的。

No! She can't be here.

不，她不能在這裡。

I filed a restraining order; you have to stay at least one day away from me.

我申請了限制令，你至少要離我一天。

He's right, Black Friday.

他說得對，黑色星期五。

You need to stay in your designated place on the calendar.

你需要呆在日曆上的指定位置。

Mmmm, No.

嗯，不

Okay, whatever you want.

好吧，不管你想要什麼。

What?

什麼？

Next is Chinese New Year.

接下來就是春節了。

You!

你！

Hello, New Year's.

你好，過年了。

He has got to go.

他得走了。

We can't have two starts to the year. It's confusing!

我們不能在今年有兩個開始。這是混亂的！

I was here first!

是我先來的！

I'm more popular!

我更受歡迎！

I have a parade of dragons!

我有一個龍的遊行！

Dang it!

該死的！

All right, All right! I've heard enough. You may stay.

好吧，好吧！我已經聽夠了。你可以留下來

Come on, Valentine's, back me up.

來吧，情人節，支持我。

Oh, I think they both should go.

哦，我覺得他們兩個都應該去。

What?

什麼？

No one meets my expectations.

沒有人符合我的期望。

All right, next on the list: PI Day.

好吧，下一個名單上。PI日。

Approved!

準許了！

Goodness.

天啊

Okay, we haven't cut anyone from the list; who else is coming in today?

好了，我們還沒有從名單上刪掉任何人，今天還有誰要來？

ST. Patrick's Day.

ST. Patrick's Day.帕特里克節。

No, No!

不，不！

People need a special day to pretend that they're Irish.

人們需要一個特殊的日子來假裝自己是愛爾蘭人。

Oh, that's right, that's right.

哦，沒錯，沒錯。

Cinco de Mayo.

5月5日。

People need a special day to pretend that they're Mexican, too.

人們也需要一個特殊的日子來假裝自己是墨西哥人。

Election Day.

選舉日。

People need a special day to pretend that they voted!

人們需要一個特殊的日子來假裝自己投了票!

All right, what about Groundhog's Day?

好吧，那土撥鼠節呢？

Oh, if we lose him, do we lose the Bill Murray movie as well?

哦，如果我們失去了他，我們會失去比爾-默裡的電影嗎？

It's not worth the risk.

這不值得冒這個險。

Nuh-uh.

努赫 -uh。

Have we thought about Mother's Day?

我們有沒有想過母親節的問題？

Shame on you!

恥辱！

Father's Day?

父親節？

Yeah, we could lose that.

是的，我們可能會失去它。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yep.

是的。

What about Labor day?

那勞動節呢？

No way.

不可能

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

It's a day off of work!

今天放假了!

Then shouldn't we call it No Labor Day?

那我們是不是應該叫它 "沒有勞動節"？

That's what I think.

我也是這麼想的。

There's more to a holiday than just getting the day off.

放假不僅僅是放一天假，還有更多的意義。

You would say that, Halloween.

你會這麼說，萬聖節。

Look who's talking, Valentine's.

看誰在說話，情人節。

How dare you!

你怎麼敢！

Would you dare talk to me that way?

你敢這樣跟我說話嗎？

All right, order, order!

好了，命令，命令！

Let us just review the minutes and then make an informed decision.

讓我們回顧一下會議記錄，然後作出知情的決定。

April Fool's!

愚人節！

I haven't been taking any minutes!

我一直都沒有休息！

Whoo!

嗚！

Thanks for watching, everyone.

謝謝大家的觀看。

Comment below on how Christmas is your favorite holiday.

下面評論一下，聖誕節是你最喜歡的節日。

You mean, if it's your favorite holiday.

你是說，如果這是你最喜歡的節日。

Ha-Ha! Okay.

哈哈！好吧，我知道了

Please subscribe.

請訂閱。

Do it again.

再做一次。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Got it.

我知道了

We're all going to die one day.

我們都會有死的一天。

I'm going to die first.

我先死。