We're here with up and coming fashion designer and beauty expert Candace Gladstone to discuss some hot looks for the hottest season.

我們邀請到在時尚界嶄露頭角的時裝設計師和造型專家 Candace Gladstone 一起討論炎熱的夏天最酷熱的裝扮。

Thank you for having me, Angela.

謝謝妳邀請我， Angela 。

It's great to be back.

很高興能夠回來。

I love fashion.

我愛時尚。

Amazing.

棒極了。

Let's get started.

我們開始吧！

Paul here is sporting the loosest clothing he could find in his closet to cover his full body, third degree sunburn.

Paul 身上穿的是他衣櫃裡最鬆的運動衣來遮他 3 度曬傷的全身。

Uh oh, call the fire department.

喔噢，快打 119 。

That's too hot!

太熱了！

Now ideally Paul would be naked in a tub of ice water right now.

理想狀態的話， Paul 現在應該要裸體泡冰水澡。

But, unfortunately, he has to go coach his nephew's terrible T-ball team!

但，很可惜的是，他必須要去當他外甥糟糕的少年棒球隊的教練！

Those kids are not coordinated!

那些小孩手腳不協調！

Let's get Paul the hell out of here.

趕快把 Paul 帶走。

His blisters are making me gag.

他的水泡讓我覺得很噁心。

Oh, thank you, Paul.

謝謝你， Paul 。

Oh, much better.

噢，好多了。

I see Monica is wearing a beautiful summer print maxi dress.

Monica 正穿著一件漂亮的夏日花紋的長洋裝。

That's right.

沒錯。

Monica, who's actually had this little number in her closet with the price tag still on for five years, she decided this was finally the summer where she was going to make dresses "her thing."

Monica 的這件長裙已經在衣櫃裡放了五年了，連標籤都沒有拆，她今年夏天終於決定要拿它當她的「新型」。

Cute, cute, cute.

可愛、可愛、可愛。

I love her she clearly got self-conscious right before she left her apartment so she threw on an old hoodie and completely ruined the look.

我喜歡她很明顯地在離開她公寓前突然自我懷疑，所以加上一件老舊的連帽外套，完全毀了她的裝扮。

Adorable.

太可愛了。

Thank you, Monica.

謝謝妳， Monica 。

Now what we have here, Angela, is the classic pale man at the beach look.

Angela ， 接下來我們有經典的蒼白海灘男人造型。

He's wearing a free t-shirt he'd got in college, swim trunks he accidentally shrunk in the dryer, and convenience store flip-flops that really show off the dark hairs growing out of his pale, veiny little feet.

他穿著他大學時拿到的免費 T 恤、 不小心烘到縮水的泳褲、便利商店買的夾腳拖來襯托他已經長出深色毛又爆青筋的小腳。

Oh, if I had to guess, Candace, I'd say that man will wear that shirt into the water.

Candace ，如果我要猜的話，我猜那個男人會穿這樣下水。

Oh, absolutely.

噢，絕對會。

Now this model looks fall ready.

現在這個模特兒看起來準備好要迎接秋天了。

Oh, hello, honey.

嗨，親愛的。

Are you are on the wrong runway?

妳走錯伸展台了嗎？

Karen here said to hell with summer because she looks better in fall clothes.

Karen 說去你的夏天，因為她穿秋天的衣服更好看。

Just barely.

比較好看一點點而已。

Now she is going to be regretting this decision the moment she steps outside.

她一走出室外就會馬上後悔她做的決定了。

Really.

真的。

What's this, Candace?

Candace ，這是怎樣？

Am I seeing double?

我看到雙胞胎了嗎？

Our next model is in exactly the same outfit as Karen.

下一個模特兒穿得跟 Karen 一模一樣。

Same outfit, but for very different reasons.

一樣的穿著，但非常不一樣的原因。

Amy is dressed for the uncomfortable AC that blasts in the office she works in.

Amy 穿這樣是因為她工作的辦公室的冷氣吹得她很不舒服。

Brr!

抖抖抖！

Is that a space heater she's holding now?

她拿的是小型暖器嗎？

It is a space heater.

是小型暖器。

She's going to be very uncomfortable when she gets lunch.

她吃午餐的時候會很不舒服的。

Freezing inside, but boiling outside.

裡面很冷，但外面快沸騰了。

She never gets to be comfortable.

她永遠沒辦法感到舒服！

Never.

永不！

Never.

永不。

Never.

永遠不。

Is that a tall little boy?

那是一個很高的男孩嗎？

Are you lost, honey?

你走丟了嗎，親愛的？

Someone call the police!

誰快打給警察！

Believe it or not, Angela, Eric is a grown man, wearing a very normal grown man's summer outfit.

Angela ，妳相不相信都可以， Eric 是一個成年的男人，穿著很正常的男性成人夏季穿著。

No!

不是吧！

He is!

他是！

Truly?

真的嗎？

I wouldn't lie.

我不會騙人。

Ever?

從來沒有？

Maybe once.

只有一次吧！

I did lie once.

我有說謊過一次。

Oh, you naughty girl.

噢，妳這個調皮女孩。

Stop it!

別這麼說！

Never call me naughty!

永遠別說我調皮！

No!

不！

Filthy!

壞透了！

I'll kill you.

我會殺了妳的。

Do not call me naughty.

別說我調皮。

You tart.

妳這個壞東西。

But the bright colors, the pockets, the sandals.

但這明亮的顏色、口袋和拖鞋。

Adult men have no other options.

成年男性沒有太多選擇。

It's either this or they get their... wet everywhere.

不是穿這個就是... 全濕。

Guess I prefer this.

我想我寧願選這個。

We all do!

我們都是。

Look at all these summer outfits!

看看這些夏季裝扮！

Like most people, they are deeply ashamed of parts of their body.

就跟大部份的人一樣，這些人也都對自己身體的某些部位感到羞愧。

So they're desperately trying to cover them up while maintaining a summer look.

所以他們拼了命把它們遮起來並同時維持夏季穿著。

Wow.

哇嗚。

That is depressing.

那也太難過了吧？

If I wasn't heavily medicated, I would feel something.

要不是因為我有吃藥，我一定會有感覺的。

How do we stop this pattern?

我們要怎麼打破這個輪迴呢？

Who knows?

誰知道？

Maybe we shift the cultural dialogue surrounding our bodies.

或許我們應該停止討論關於我們身體的話題。

Shut up.

閉嘴。

Oh, oh!

噢、噢！

Oh!

噢！

Hi, it's me, child actor Katie Marovitch.

嗨，是我，童星 Katie Marovitch 。

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如果你喜歡我們的頻道並且想贊助我們，註冊 DROPOUT 。

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一個月只要付跟一包動物貼紙一樣便宜的價錢，你就可以在一個禮拜前就搶先看到像這樣的影片、在即時通訊軟體上跟我們聊天、看到獨家內容，像是我的完整版節目 The Rank Room 。

Invisible identical twins.

看不見的同卵雙胞胎。

What's your question?

你的問題是什麼？

How do you know they're identical if they're invisible?

如果他們是隱形的，你怎麼知道他們是同卵？

Sign up for your free trial today.

先在就報名免費試用。

OK.

好的。

I all done.

我說完了。

I want my mommy now.

我要找媽媽。