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  • Here is a list of five reasons why not to visit Czech Republic.

    以下是五個你不應該拜訪捷克共和國的理由。

  • Would you like to buy a glass of water?

    需要買杯水嗎?

  • Well, you can easily forget about it in the Czech Republic, because water is more expensive than beer!

    在捷克你還是別想了吧,因為水比啤酒還貴!

  • In other words: Beer is cheaper than water!

    換句話說:啤酒比水還便宜!

  • So you can easily become an alcoholic and that is not a good thing.

    因此你很有可能成為酒鬼,那絕對不是一件好事。

  • The weather in the Czech Republic is really shitty.

    捷克的天氣真的很爛。

  • I mean, in the winter it looks like this. You have to build a snowman, wear winter clothes.

    冬天時它看起來是這樣。你得堆個雪人、穿冬天的厚衣服。

  • And in the summer you're all sweaty, you have to hang out by the river, look at all the females.

    而夏天你會滿身大汗,你得去河邊瞎混、看美女。

  • I wouldn't go.

    我就不會去。

  • And while you're by the water you can't even buy a glass of water because as I said, it's more expensive than beer.

    當你待在河邊時,你甚至不能買一杯水,因為就像我剛剛說的,水比啤酒還貴啊!

  • If you're hoping to eat regular food in Czech Republic like McDonald's or KFC, you can forget about it.

    如果你想在捷克吃些普通的食物,像是麥當勞或肯德基,你也不用想了。

  • Everybody eats their local dishes, and they look like this.

    大家都吃當地的食物,他們看起來像這樣。

  • It's all fat and grease and meat and dumplings.

    他們全都又肥又油,都是肉和餃子。

  • This is what they call a salad!

    他們把這個稱為沙拉!

  • You're gonna come to the country looking like this - leaving it looking like this.

    當你剛到這個國家時,你長這樣-離開時,你會長這樣。

  • The Czech Republic is full of knock-offs.

    捷克共和國到處都是仿冒品。

  • When the Czechs saw the Eiffel Tower, they build their own one.

    當捷克人看到了艾非爾鐵塔,他們就自己蓋了一個。

  • It's a knockoff!

    仿冒品!

  • They also copied the beautiful Disneyland by building this.

    他們還蓋了這個來複製美麗的迪士尼城堡。

  • And also when they saw the great and tasty American beer of Budweiser, they made their own Budweiser beer in the city of Budweis...

    當他們看到又棒又好喝的美國百威啤酒時,他們在百威市釀造自己的百威啤酒......

  • Not original at all!

    絕對不是原創!

  • I mean, yes, some things in Czech Republic are nice.

    確實,捷克有些不錯的東西啦!

  • And you may say beautiful like this place or this place or this lady. Hi there!

    你或許會覺得漂亮,像這個地方或是這個地方或是這位女士。哈囉!

  • But why would you want to visit!

    但你怎麼會想來!

  • You will fall in love with these places and people and you will not want to come back home to your place.

    你會愛上這些地方、這些人,然後你就會不想回家、不想回到自己的地方。

  • And going home is nice, I like my home. So do not visit Czech Republic!

    回家很棒,我喜歡我家。所以,不要來捷克共和國!

  • I warned you!

    我警告你!

  • (The)creating of this episode took us more than five days, because it's really hard to come up with reasons why not to visit Czech Republic.

    我們花了超過五天的時間製作這一集,因為實在很難想出不要來捷克的理由。

  • We have spent more than two years trying to convince you to visit Czech Republic, so make sure to check out our show.

    我們已經用了超過兩年的時間,試著說服各位來捷克觀光。所以記得去收看我們的節目。

  • It's called the Honest Guide.

    頻道名稱是誠實指南。

  • We are the creators that's Honza and that's me and we will love to have you visit our country and our city of Prague.

    我們就是作者,那位是 Honza 那個是我。非常歡迎各位來到我們的國家、我們的城市-布拉格。

  • That's it! Hit the subscribe button to make us happy.

    就這樣!按下訂閱,讓我們開心一下。

  • And we'll see you next week on another episode of Janek tries to make fun on the internet, but he is not really successful.

    我們下週新集數見,來看看 Janek 如何試著在網路上搞笑,但並不是非常成功。

  • Ah, thank you, mom, for watching...

    唉,媽,感謝你看......

  • And if you're a frequent viewer, you know that at the end of each episode we will teach you a Czech word.

    如果你是我們的常客,你就知道我們會在每一集的最後教你一個捷克文單字。

  • This time, it's Irony.

    這次是諷刺的。

  • Which is "Ironie"! Irony - Ironie.

    也就是「Ironie」!諷刺的-Ironie。

Here is a list of five reasons why not to visit Czech Republic.

以下是五個你不應該拜訪捷克共和國的理由。

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