Would you like to buy a glass of water?

需要買杯水嗎？

Well, you can easily forget about it in the Czech Republic, because water is more expensive than beer!

在捷克你還是別想了吧，因為水比啤酒還貴！

In other words: Beer is cheaper than water!

換句話說：啤酒比水還便宜！

So you can easily become an alcoholic and that is not a good thing.

因此你很有可能成為酒鬼，那絕對不是一件好事。

The weather in the Czech Republic is really shitty.

捷克的天氣真的很爛。

I mean, in the winter it looks like this. You have to build a snowman, wear winter clothes.

冬天時它看起來是這樣。你得堆個雪人、穿冬天的厚衣服。

And in the summer you're all sweaty, you have to hang out by the river, look at all the females.

而夏天你會滿身大汗，你得去河邊瞎混、看美女。

I wouldn't go.

我就不會去。

And while you're by the water you can't even buy a glass of water because as I said, it's more expensive than beer.

當你待在河邊時，你甚至不能買一杯水，因為就像我剛剛說的，水比啤酒還貴啊！

If you're hoping to eat regular food in Czech Republic like McDonald's or KFC, you can forget about it.

如果你想在捷克吃些普通的食物，像是麥當勞或肯德基，你也不用想了。

Everybody eats their local dishes, and they look like this.

大家都吃當地的食物，他們看起來像這樣。

It's all fat and grease and meat and dumplings.

他們全都又肥又油，都是肉和餃子。

This is what they call a salad!

他們把這個稱為沙拉！

You're gonna come to the country looking like this - leaving it looking like this.

當你剛到這個國家時，你長這樣－離開時，你會長這樣。

The Czech Republic is full of knock-offs.

捷克共和國到處都是仿冒品。

When the Czechs saw the Eiffel Tower, they build their own one.

當捷克人看到了艾非爾鐵塔，他們就自己蓋了一個。

It's a knockoff!

仿冒品！

They also copied the beautiful Disneyland by building this.

他們還蓋了這個來複製美麗的迪士尼城堡。

And also when they saw the great and tasty American beer of Budweiser, they made their own Budweiser beer in the city of Budweis...

當他們看到又棒又好喝的美國百威啤酒時，他們在百威市釀造自己的百威啤酒......

Not original at all!

絕對不是原創！

I mean, yes, some things in Czech Republic are nice.

確實，捷克有些不錯的東西啦！

And you may say beautiful like this place or this place or this lady. Hi there!

你或許會覺得漂亮，像這個地方或是這個地方或是這位女士。哈囉！

But why would you want to visit!

但你怎麼會想來！

You will fall in love with these places and people and you will not want to come back home to your place.

你會愛上這些地方、這些人，然後你就會不想回家、不想回到自己的地方。

And going home is nice, I like my home. So do not visit Czech Republic!

回家很棒，我喜歡我家。所以，不要來捷克共和國！

I warned you!

我警告你！

(The)creating of this episode took us more than five days, because it's really hard to come up with reasons why not to visit Czech Republic.

我們花了超過五天的時間製作這一集，因為實在很難想出不要來捷克的理由。

We have spent more than two years trying to convince you to visit Czech Republic, so make sure to check out our show.

我們已經用了超過兩年的時間，試著說服各位來捷克觀光。所以記得去收看我們的節目。

It's called the Honest Guide.

頻道名稱是誠實指南。

We are the creators that's Honza and that's me and we will love to have you visit our country and our city of Prague.

我們就是作者，那位是 Honza 那個是我。非常歡迎各位來到我們的國家、我們的城市－布拉格。

That's it! Hit the subscribe button to make us happy.

就這樣！按下訂閱，讓我們開心一下。

And we'll see you next week on another episode of Janek tries to make fun on the internet, but he is not really successful.

我們下週新集數見，來看看 Janek 如何試著在網路上搞笑，但並不是非常成功。

Ah, thank you, mom, for watching...

唉，媽，感謝你看......

And if you're a frequent viewer, you know that at the end of each episode we will teach you a Czech word.

如果你是我們的常客，你就知道我們會在每一集的最後教你一個捷克文單字。

This time, it's Irony.

這次是諷刺的。

Which is "Ironie"! Irony - Ironie.

也就是「Ironie」！諷刺的－Ironie。