Name: 沒辦法重來？現場節目失控特輯！(When Live TV Goes Wrong)
Uploaded: 2019-06-28T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 57 s

It is great to be in front of all of you live and in person.

很高興可以親自來現場跟大家見面。

This show is not... but you know what I mean.

The nice thing about this show not being live is that if we need to, we can edit stuff out.

這個節目不是現場的的好處就是，如果需要的話，我們可以把東西剪掉。

Like, for instance, if an interview goes too long, or something breaks, or my top falls off.

像是，比如說，當訪談出問題、有東西壞了或我的衣服掉了。

But there's one place that lots goes wrong.

And that is live TV and especially the news.

那就是現場直播節目，特別是新聞。

This is a live broadcast at the San Diego Yacht and Boat Show, where things got off to a not-so-great start.

這個現場直播的聖地牙哥遊艇秀有個很不好的開場。

They panned out, expecting it to go way up.

他們把鏡頭拉遠，期望它會往上飛。

Jetpacks aren't the only thing reporters try live on TV.

噴氣背包不是新聞記者唯一在現場秀嘗試的東西。

This is supposed to be how you learn how to cross-country ski.

So I'm here with Richard and Katie from the Utah Nordic Alliance of Utah.

我現在和猶他州和猶他 Nordic 聯盟的 Richard 跟 Katie 在這裡。

And you guys are teaching me how to cross-country ski.

然後你們要教我怎麼越野滑雪。

That's either altitude or too much tequila.

不是海拔高度太高就是喝太多龍舌蘭。

Sometimes reporters are around animals, and they definitely don't care that it's live TV.

有時候播報員在動物附近，而動物們絕對不會管它是不是現場節目。

The judging is complete so come on out and meet the winners.

評分結果出來了，所以過來見見冠軍吧！

這些山羊整個星期六都會在這裡。

From the Manatee County Fair, Linda Carson, ABC 7.

Linda Carson 帕爾梅托露天展場播報， ABC 7 。

This next one comes from a reporter who really just wanted to be left alone.

下一個播報員真的很希望不要有東西來煩她。

Sporting activity start... I gotta stop flicking them.

運動環節開始... 我要停止揮開它們。

你們看起來像那些蟲在你們身上似的。

All right, so this reporter put themselves in harm's way for the good of the story sometimes.

好的，所以有時候播報員會為了好故事而置身於危險之中。

All right, so I've got my trusty stopwatch.

好的，所以我這裡帶著很可信賴的碼錶。

Finally, I'm not sure where or when this took place, but I know that it was not supposed to happen.

最後，我不確定這是什麼時候、或是在哪裡發生的，不過我知道它不應該發生。

... instead of a place and a point for them to raise that, was it a done deal by the time Trevor Manuel...

... 而不是一個地點或是一個時間點提出，當 Trevor Manuel 那時是否確定...

It's actually an opportunity for members of Parliament to actually digest and go through the documentation that is going to be presented to the public.

事實上，它是議會成員消化這些要公開的資訊的機會。

And the opportunity for proper engagement is actually after the taping of the...

然後適當的接觸機會其實是在錄製之後才...

And he just looked over, like, that's going to happen, isn't it?

然後他就看過去，像是，有事要發生了，對吧？

If you didn't notice, the title of that person is chairperson.

如果你沒有發現的話，那個人的頭銜是「主席」。

現在他沒有「席」了，比較像「地板人」。

So the takeaway is don't go on live TV if there are jetpacks, goats, bugs, or chairs nearby, because all of them will betray you.

所以重點就是如果附近有噴氣背包、山羊、蟲子或是椅子的話，不要上那個現場節目，因為它們都會背叛你。

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