>> AND I'M LEEZAN. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE US FROM OUR

REALITY SHOW "THE NASTIEST SUMMER RENTERS IN SAG HARBOR."

>> IT'S THE SHOW THAT WON SPECTRUM CABLE AWARD FOR

UNHAPPIEST GROUP. >> IT'S BEEN CANCELED ALREADY.

>> UNLIKE OUR BRAND NEW WINE, CHALMER'S RESERVE EVENT WINE.

>> CHALMER'S IS AN AFFORDABLE WINE THAT, UNLIKE OUR SHOW,

WON'T RECEIVE ANY COMPLAINTS. >> AFTER THE FIRST SIP, GUESTS

WILL BE LIKE, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

I MUST HAVE MISTASTED THIS." >> BY THE SECOND SIP, THEY WON'T

KNOW A GREAT WINE FROM LEFTOVER HOT DOG WATER.

>> THEY'LL BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT, "HOW DID I GET IN THE

POOL?" OR, "WHY AM I BEING CHASED IN

THIS WIG?" >> AND, HEY, IT MAY EVEN USHER

IN YOUR FIRST LESBIAN EXPERIENCE.

>> THAT GOES FOR THE MEN AS WELL.

>> LET OUR WINEMAKERS TELL YOU HOW WE'RE ABLE TO MAKE SUCH A

WONDERFUL WINE FOR UNDER $1 A BOTTLE.

>> THE PROCESS IS WHAT WE CALL --

>> THIS MEANS THE WINE IS MADE FROM THE GRAPES THAT DIDN'T MAKE

THE CUT FOR THE BETTER WINE. >> THE ONES THAT I GOT TO PULL

OFF THE CONVEYOR BELT BECAUSE THEY WERE FLAT ON ONE SIDE OR

HAD A MOLE ON THE TOP. >> WE ALSO USE THE TWIGS AND THE

TRASH THAT WERE SORTED AWAY FROM THE PREMIUM GRAPES.

>> AND OF COURSE THE DISTILLED YELLOW CORN.

>> IT'S THE CORN THAT COVERS UP THE TASTE OF THE GRAPE.

>> BECAUSE THE GRAPE, IT'S NO GOOD.

>> THANK YOU. YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE MOTEL

NOW. >> I ASK THEM IS THIS LIKE A

WINE FOR DOGS OR SOMETHING? THEY LAUGH, AND THEY SAY, KINDA.

>> YOU'RE OVERWHELMING THEM WITH THE DETAILS.

>> IT WAS FUN LEARNING ABOUT THE PROCESS FROM YOU TO, SO BYE.

>> ALSO, THIS IS THE OWN WINE YOU GOT TO PUT IN A TOOTH GUARD

BEFORE YOU DRINK IT BECAUSE IT STAINS YOUR TEETH, AND IT DON'T

EVER COME OUT. >> BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO USE THE

DYE. THE GRAPES FOR THIS WINE AREN'T

EVEN WINE. >> BEFORE COLOR, THIS WINE IS

BROWN. >> THAT IS WHY WE THINK IT IS

FOR THE DOG BECAUSE IT SMELL LIKE THE CHICKEN BONE TOO.

>> HEY, MAN, DON'T BE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

>> I THINK WE ALL UNDERSTAND HOW THE WINE IS MADE NOW.

PLEASE GO. >> WE ARE NOT PROUD OF THIS

WINE. >> WE GO TO HELL MAYBE FOR

MAKING THIS WINE. >> WE'RE NOT EVEN ITALIAN.

>> WE SIGN A CONTRACT SAY WE GOT TO TALK LIKE THIS FOR A YEAR.

>> AND OUR ITALIAN ACCENTS ARE NO GOOD.

>> PLEASE LEAVE. YOU'RE DONE.

>> YOU STILL OWE US. >> KEEP CHECKING YOUR MAILBOX.

>> TAKE YOUR OLD WORLD CHARM AND GET ON THE LOSER TRAIN.

>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US.

>> WHOA, BABY, YOU TOLD THEIR ITALIAN ASSES OFF.

>> DAMN RIGHT. >> GOOD LORD, NO.

I THINK MY HAIR IS ON FIRE. >> YOUR CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME

TO ROOST. >> WHAT ABOUT ME?

>> YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND SO AM I.

>> CHALMER'S RESERVE EVENT WINE. MMM MMM.