字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 HOUSE AND DO IT? >> NO. >> Jimmy: KEEP BURNING MAN IN YOUR PRAYERS. TURNS OUT THERE'S ONE REPUBLICAN WILLING TO CHALLENGE DONALD TRUMP IN 2020, THAT IS THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS, BILL WELD, WHO YESTERDAY ANNOUNCED IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AS A REPUBLICAN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE SAID IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO THE PRINCIPLES OF LINCOLN, DIGNITY AND OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL. HAS HE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR A FEW YEARS? THAT'S NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN. BILL WELD WAS A WELL-RESPECTED GOVERNOR, HAS A STRONG LEGAL BACKGROUND. UNFORTUNATELY, NEVER HOSTED A REALITY SHOW, NEVER BANK RRUPTEA CASINO, NEVER GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN DURING SEX. AND IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER GARY JOHNSON, THIS IS GARY JOHNSON. >> I WAS GOING TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE DEBATE AND NOT SAY ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: OH, GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BROKE UP. HE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL. NOW WE HAVE TWO REPUBLICANS, INCLUDING TRUMP AND 9,000 DEMOCRATS IN THE RACE. SO FAR, THE DEMOCRATS ARE OFF TO A SLOW START MONEY WISE. SINCE THE FIRST OF THE YEAR, ALL THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES COMBINED HAVE ONLY RAISED $75 MILLION. DONALD TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN ALONE DURING THAT TIME RAISED MORE THAN $30 MILLION. BERNIE SANDERS HAS RAISED THE MOST MONEY SO FAR, $18.2 MILLION. ZERO OF WHICH HAS BEEN SPENT ON PERSONAL GROOMING. THAT'S ALL, BUT NOW WE HAVE A NEW NAME IN THE MIX, A BUSINESSMAN NAMED ANDREW YANG. DO YOU KNOW ANDREW YANG? I'VE NOT HEARD OF ANDREW YANG, BUT AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO FROM HIS RALLY IN D.C., I'M INTRIGUED. >> I WANT TO PREPARE US FOR THE TRUE CHALLENGES OF THE 21st CENTURY, AND I'M THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB. BECAUSE THE OPPOSITE OF DONALD TRUMP IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO LIKES MATH! THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. THANK YOU, WASHINGTON, D.C. I LOVE YOU ALL. [ APPLAUSE ] CHANT MY NAME, CHANT MY NAME. >> Jimmy: IS THAT A REAL CANDIDATE OR SOMEBODY'S STONER NEPHEW IS RUNNING FOR PROM KING? MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PRESIDENTS. MAYBE WE DON'T DESERVE THEM ANYMORE. BERNIE SANDERS YESTERDAY RELEASED HIS TAXES. HE RELEASED TEN YEARS WORTH OF INCOME TAX RETURNS WHICH IS GREAT, NOW HOW ABOUT THE OTHER 200 YEARS? THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS IN BERNIE'S TAX RETURNS. FOR INSTANCE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FASCINATING. HE ATE SO MUCH OATMEAL LAST YEAR HE CLAIMED THE QUAKER OATS MAN AS A DEPENDENT. I NEED FIBER! AND HE VENTURED INTO UNFRIENDLY TERRITORY, HE WAS PART OF A TOWN HALL HOSTED BY BRETT BAIER ON FOX NEWS. AND IT DID NOT PLEASE DONALD TRUMP. HE SAID NOT SURPRISINGLY, BRETT BAIER AND THE AUDIENCE WAS SO SMILEY AND NICE. NOW WE HAVE DONNA BRAZILE. VLADIMIR PUTIN AND KIM JONG UN ARE HOLDING A SUMMIT IN RUSSIA NEXT WEEK. ALL OF TRUMP'S BFFs ARE HANGING OUT WITHOUT HIM. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST MEETING BETWEEN PUTIN AND KIM JONG UN. HE REALIZES IF HE WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL WITH AMERICA HE HAS TO GO TO THE TOP. THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A SHOCK TO THE PRESIDENT TO BE LEFT OUT OF A SUMMIT.
B1 中級 美國腔 兩名共和黨人、九千名民主黨人競選總統。 (Two Republicans, Nine Thousand Democrats Running for President) 15 0 王惟惟 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字