I'm Zachary Levi, I was on my phone when we started that.

我是 Zachary Levi，剛剛開始時我在用手機。

- And that's-- - I'm Zach Dylan Grazer.

- 這位是......。 - 我是 Zach Dylan Grazer。

- I'm Zach Dylan Larvae. - Zach Dylan--

- 我是 Zach Dylan Grazer。 - Zach Dylan......。

- Larvae. - Right there, larvae.

- Larvae。 - 對，larvae。

BuzzFeed has very awesomely created a which iconic DC superhero are you quiz.

Buzzfeed 做了一份超讚的測驗：你是哪位經典的 DC 超級英雄？

Just say the word, wink, and we're about to go through all those questions together, all answer them and all find out what DC superhero we're gonna be.

只要說出那關鍵字 (眨眼)，我們要一起回答這些問題，看看我們分別是哪位 DC 超級英雄。

I wonder what mine will be.

我想知道我是誰。

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Alright, so which junk food is your one true weakness.

好，所以哪樣垃圾食物是你唯一的弱點？

There's donuts, chocolate and then another would be chips.

甜甜圈、巧克力，還有薯片。

Not to be confused with chocolate chips, yeah and then--

不要誤解是巧克力薯片，對，還有......。

And then french fries, cookies, and ice of the creme.

以及薯條、餅乾和冰淇淋。

I'm gonna go fries.

我要選薯條。

I'm gonna go with fries as well.

我也要選薯條。

I'll go chocolate.

我選巧克力。

Choose a not-so-super power.

選一個「不那麼超級」的超能力。

The ability to forget anything.

忘卻一切的能力。

The ability to speak fluent dinosaur.

精通恐龍語的能力。

The ability to turn wine into water.

把酒變成水的能力。

The ability to breathe fire, but only in.

可以吸火的能力。

Ability to fly indoors, ability to mind read with consent.

在室內飛的能力、得到對方允許就可以讀心的能力。

I'm gonna fly indoors.

我要選在室內飛。

Wait no wait, so what is this?

等等，所以這個是？

Is this the thing we can actually do?

這我們真的能做到嗎？

If you had to pick the best of the worst.

如果你要爛中選一個最好的話。

How about, does that?

那個如何？

You're gonna pick what I did, didn't you, didn't you?

你選的會跟我一樣吧？

What did you pick?

你選啥？

- Ability to fly indoors. - Oh I didn't know, I swear!

- 在室內飛的能力。 - 我發誓我真不知道啊！

I mean there's really big buildings.

有那種很大的建築物嘛！

Ability to breathe fire but only in.

可以吸火的能力。

Alright, come guys pick one, come on.

好了，選一個吧！各位。

- Hey, it's hard, it's hard. - Time is of the essence.

- 好難選啊！ - 時間很寶貴的。

Okay okay, there there there.

好啦好了。

You are required to go back in time--I'm not gonna do it in British. --for a mission.

你需要回到過去...(我不要用英國腔讀)...執行某個任務。

Choose an unfortunate historical occupation for your alternate identity disguise.

選一個歷史上倒楣的職業當作身分的偽裝。

Vomit collector, food taster to taste for poison, plague burier, execution cleaner, rat catcher, or leech collector.

嘔吐物收集者、試毒者、埋葬瘟疫者、死刑現場清理者、捕鼠者、水蛭收集者。

- Vomit collector. - Leech collector. Oh, vomit.

- 嘔吐物收集者。 - 水蛭收集者。嘔吐物啊。

- You went vomit, wow wow. - Vomit collector.

- 你選嘔吐物，哇嗚。- 嘔吐物收集者。

I chose vomit collector by the way.

我選嘔吐物收集者喔。

Choose a DC Films actor to be your superhero sidekick.

選一位 DC 電影裡的演員當你的超級英雄助手。

Is it Gal Gadot, is it Jason Mamoa, is it Amy Adams, is it Robin Wright, is Henry Cavill, is it Ray Fisher?

神力女超人、水行俠、超人女友、神力女超人的將軍阿姨、超人，還是鋼骨？

Robin Wright would be funny.

將軍阿姨應該滿好笑的。

I'm going Henry Cavill.

我選超人。

Cyborg, Shazam would be a really fun.

鋼骨和沙贊在一起應該挺好玩的。

I just go with Henry Cavill 'cause that would humble him, that would humanize him, I think.

我選超人，因為這樣會降低他的身分，會讓他更有人性化一點吧！

Finally, choose a punny name for your newly formed team of disappointing superheroes.

最後，替你剛組的「掃興英雄」團隊選一個一語雙關的隊名。

The Tween Titans, The Just Us League, The Horrified Squad, The Sarcastic Four, The Complex Men, and The Guardians of Penitentiary.

少年仔悍將、正一聯盟、自嚇突擊隊、諷刺 4 超人、複雜 X 戰警，還有監獄異攻隊。

- Pageantry, can you read? - Penitentiary, pageantry.

- 是「盛典」啦，你識字嗎？ - 監獄，盛典。

Pageantry.

盛典。

I pick the Just Us League.

我選正一聯盟。

I think the Guardians of Pageantry.

我選盛典異攻隊。

The Horrified Squad.

我選自嚇突擊隊。

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- I got Nightwing. - What.

- 我是夜翼。 - 啥。

- I got Shazam! - I got Nightwing.

- 我是沙贊！- 我是夜翼。

- Wow, you got Shazam!

- 哇，你是沙贊！

I knew that I would get Shazam!

我就知道我會是沙贊！

'Cause I knew that they casted the movie wrong.

因為我知道電影根本選角錯誤。

(laughing)

(笑)

He's been trying to take me out.

他一直想除掉我。

You got Nightwing. Even though life has been especially tough on you, you've managed to come out on the other end, stronger than before, so get 'em bright night.

你是夜翼。即使人生困難重重，你還是設法脫離困境，變得越來越強大，所以向前衝吧光翼！

- That's solid. - Wasn't that beautiful?

- 太讚了！ - 這寫得真美啊！

- That's solid work right there. - Thank you.

- 做得太好了。 - 謝謝。

That's accurate as heck.

實在太準確了。

Alright, I got Superman, excuse me.

好了，我是超人喔，不好意思。

You're an all-around talented individual who has little weaknesses, (little, meaning almost non-existent), if any.

你非常萬能，就算有弱點也很少，(很少就是幾乎沒有的意思)。

Even though life hurls challenges at you like meteors in the night sky, there's nothing you haven't and can't overcome.

即使人生的難題如流星劃過天際般地砸向你，任何事都不曾、不會打敗你。

Sure, you may not wear a red cape and blue tights, (because I wear a white cape and red tights), but you're nothing less than super.

當然，你可能沒身披紅斗篷、身著藍色緊身褲，(因為我穿白色斗篷和紅色緊身褲)，但你絕對不比「超級」差。

That felt like my horoscope.

這好像我的星座喔！

What's yours say, Shazam?

沙贊，你的描述是？

You got Shazam. Despite your tough outer shell, you're a child at heart who would go out of your way to help others.

你是沙贊。即使外表強硬，但骨子裡還保有孩子氣，你會用盡全力去幫助他人。

Just say the word, you're Shazam!

只要說：你是沙贊！

I'm Shazam! I'm Shazam! You guys should get outta here.

我是沙贊！我是沙贊！你們都該滾出去了。

It's my show now, change the billboards all over the city to this face.

這是我的個人秀，把所有市區廣告看板上的臉都換成這張。

(upbeat music)

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