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  • >> I'M DR. RHODE AND THIS IS DR. CHRISTIANSON.

  • WE KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THIS PAST WEEK.

  • WE APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. >> YES THE FACT THAT YOU THREE

  • WERE WERE DEAD FOR 55 MINUTES. MAKES YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

  • OF GREAT INTEREST TO THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY.

  • >> WE WERE JUST GAL PALS ON A ROAD TRIP, TOOK A WRONG TURN

  • INTO A LAKE NOW WE ARE MEDICAL MIRACLES.

  • >> INDEED. NOW AFTER YOUR CAR BECAME

  • SUBMERGED AND YOU LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, WHAT WAS THE

  • FIRST LUCID MEMORY?

  • >> MY SOUL WAS LIKE GENTLY LIFTED OUT OF MY BODY BY A

  • BEAUTIFUL GLOWING BEING. IT SAID "I AM YOUR GUARDIAN

  • ANGEL, YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME." AND THEN WE JUST FLOATED UP AND

  • OUT OF THE CAR. >> MY ANGEL SAID, TAKE MY HAND,

  • DEAR CHILD, WE FLOATED UP PRETTY HIGH.

  • BUT I WASN'T SCARED. I JUST FELT LIKE INFUSED WITH

  • THIS WARM, LOVING ENERGY. >> AND, YOU MS. RAFFERTY.

  • >> YEAH, UM, SIMILAR CONCEPT. EXCUSE ME.

  • DIFFERENT EXECUTION. MY ANGEL SAID, I'M KEITH, HOLD

  • ON. AND HE VIOLENTLY YANKED MY SOUL

  • UP OUT OF MY BODY BY THE WAISTBAND OF MY SWEAT PANTS.

  • >> DID YOU ALSO FEEL LOVING ENERGY?

  • >> NO. WHAT I MOSTLY FELT WAS THE

  • PINCHING OF AN EPIC LADY WEDGE. BUT I WAS BEING, YOU KNOW, AIR

  • LIFTED BY THE CROTCH OF MY SWEAT PANTS.

  • IT WAS JACKED UP INTO MY COO-COO.

  • >> I SEE. AND THIS OCCURRED WHILE YOU WERE

  • FLOATING? >> YEAH, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A

  • FLOAT. KEITH WOULD RATCHET US INTO THE

  • AIR AND QUICK 5-FOOT SPURTS FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN STOPS.

  • I DON'T THINK I WAS ROLLING WITH THE

  • EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. >> I SEE.

  • >> NOW AFTER YOU ALL LEFT YOUR BODY, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

  • >> I WAS IN A TUNNEL. AT THE END THERE WAS A BRIGHT

  • GLOW BECKONING ME FORWARD. JUST INTO THE LIGHT WITH MY

  • ANGEL. I DIDN'T KNOW IT FELT LIKE I WAS

  • IN PSALMS. >> THE YEAH, THE CLOSER I GOT TO

  • THE LIGHT THE MORE MY HEART FILLED WITH LOVE.

  • >> WHAT? THESE TWO CINDERELLAS ARE GOING

  • TO THE BALL. MEANWHILE,

  • CUT TO MY TUNNEL, A 6-MILE-LONG STEEP SLOPE THAT KEITH MADE ME

  • RUN DOWN IN FLIP-FLOPS, AND MY -- MIND YOU, MY

  • SWEATS WERE SO STRETCHED OUT THEY KEPT FALLING.

  • I HAD TO KICK THEM OFF. NOW I'M FULL DONALD DUCKING IT.

  • I'M GOING DOWN A 45 DEGREE DECLINE HANGING OUT.

  • >> WHAT OCCURRED WHEN YOU ALL REACHED THE END OF THE TUNNEL?

  • >> IN THE LIGHT, I SAW MY MAMA, SHE SAID, "I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU

  • BABY." AND I HUGGED HER.

  • AND NEVER WANTED TO LET HER GO. >> I SAW MY GRANDADDY.

  • HE TOOK MY HAND. HE DIDN'T

  • SAY ANYTHING. WE JUST SMILED AND HAPPY CRIED.

  • WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING IT WAS!

  • >> WELL. AGAIN, I STRAY FROM THE PACK

  • HERE. SO -- I GET INTO MY LIGHT.

  • OUT COME THOUSANDS OF DOGS. ALL SIZES, ALL BREEDS.

  • JUST DOGS. JUST RUNNING AROUND, PLAYING,

  • YAPPING. NIPPING AT EACH OTHER.

  • I'M SPORTING NO PANTS. SO I'M FIGHTING OFF A GAGGLE OF

  • COLD SNOUTS. TRYING TO SNIFF MY DRAINER AND

  • MY STAINER. LOOK, AT LEAST SOMEBODY'S

  • INTERESTED, RIGHT? >> NOW DO DOGS HAVE A SPECIAL

  • SIGNIFICANCE IN YOUR LIFE? >> OH, NO, NO, NO.

  • I THINK KEITH BOTCHED AND SENT ME TO DOG HEAVEN.

  • BY THIS POINT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR, KEITH WAS LEARNING ON THE

  • JOB. >> DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER THE

  • MOMENT YOU ESSENTIALLY CAME BACK TO LIFE?

  • >> YEAH, MY ANGEL SAID TO ME, "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME."

  • CRADLED ME LIKE A BABY. TOOK ME BACK DOWN AND GENTLY

  • PLACED MY SOUL BACK INTO MY BODY.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, IT FELT LIKE BEING

  • TUCKED INTO BED BY MY MAMA. >> NOW I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE

  • TICKED OFF. BECAUSE MY ANGEL, JAMMED MY SOUL

  • INTO MY BODY LIKE HE WAS SHOVING A CARRY-ON INTO A CROWDED

  • OVERHEAD BIN. I WAS LIKE, "KEITH, BUD MAYBE

  • COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT GAME PLAN HERE."

  • AND, HE KEPT SAYING NO, I CAN MAKE IT

  • FIT. THEN HE WAS USING HIS ELBOWS TO

  • JAMMING ON MY SOUL. >> WHY DO YOU THINK THIS WAS SO

  • DIFFICULT? >> MY THEORY IS THIS -- KEITH

  • ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED ONE OF THE DEAD DOG SOULS AND STUFFED IT

  • INTO MY BODY. I AM PRETTY SURE THE SOUL OF A

  • SCOTTISH TERRIER SET UP SHOP IN MY LEFT KNOCKER.

  • >> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? >> WELL, WHENEVER THE DOORBELL

  • RINGS, MY KNOCKER GOES CRAZY. PARDON ME, SHARON.

  • IT'S LIKE THIS. BRR-BRR.

  • >> NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DEMONSTRATE ON YOURSELF?

  • >> I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP. >> THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING.

  • IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, WE WOULD LIKE TO DO SOME LIGHT BRAIN

  • MAPPING. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT

  • QUICK. BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE IS UP

  • NOW. SIT.

  • SIT. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> I'M DR. RHODE AND THIS IS DR. CHRISTIANSON.

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