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  • Okay, so, according to Mufasa, there was a lot of seaweed

  • So that's why eleven chickens kept burping __

  • Son, sit down.

  • Ok.

  • You gotta get your facts straight -

  • There's only one chicken

  • Thanks for the misinformation

  • Kid, I ought to smack your face

  • You were supposed to graduate

  • Now you'll just be the king of American junk people

  • Hey, I wanted you to be like Miss James

  • Like a crazy Asian, shamed and lonely

  • Now that won't happen

  • Because you're a spoiled kid

  • And you hate jobs

  • And I'm like Judge Dredd

  • If you believe there was a castle

  • About a five foot castle

  • And it had two cellars and two Roombas

  • That's because I asked for it

  • Okay guys, as a professional, it's very important

  • for both of you to keep in touch with me

  • I won't ask for your spleens

  • But I'm gonna ask for your souls

  • I'm sweet

  • Made out of sugar and hormones, but this guy's made out of ice

  • Oh yeah?

  • What pretty eyes, what pretty eyes

  • Baby my heart beats like a small one-handed

  • stripper's leg one minute after winning a lottery

  • Ooh, I like that!

  • You don't even want twin ducks?

  • Baby ducks?

  • You sir, are a loser.

  • Okay I see

  • And no one can whisk away those little terriers that we like.

  • You can has a pinky puff.

  • Hey man , I appreciate it, but next time I'm not having my eggs in the shower

  • Oh no he didn't

  • Don't pretend you didn't give me a divorced

  • Air Force Supreme Commander with his sick sister and her Irish kid

  • Why are you such an a**hole?

  • Please taste like mouthwash...

  • How can you not?

  • I know, right?

  • Sorry, you're just really hot and I think that's why you won't get frozen

  • Hey, if you fancy this cow, make it now

  • 'Cause he wants for you all to frost his lemonhead

  • And the lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee

  • And now he's mayor of a bank!

  • And all the --

  • No dude, no, no, look

  • I'll squish your little flipper

  • I'm a so nice!

  • Dammit, who ordered the bacon crusted rolls!

  • It's like there's someone over there that's making a crack-filled sandwich

  • Oh yeah, and I like their ground meat on spinach

  • Ah, it's wonderful, and sometimes I buy their scum brownies

  • "Did you bake these?"

  • "No, I'm not Reggie!"

  • Gotta think about holding the pose and the extra foil

  • Red shoes.

  • Listen Amy, poor people can suck it!

  • Horses? They just want grass to much

  • Boring! B-b-b-b-b

  • If the big elf ate half his cheese,

  • He'll go and throw it up, just like that

  • Finish please, psycho fudgy pants

  • I know you're not good at expression

  • You become a first grader

  • I have to go and buy a saddle for my night class

  • Where there's a cutie

  • I haven't got the chance to show her just how good it is to fight burgers as people

  • You can't do that

  • Percy, do you have a present?

  • Governor Romney tied up a chicken

  • Then he gave a whipping to a disabled

  • And it's gonna happen to you

  • I'm not surprised your gumbo was green

  • I mean, you know, just -- just peep him

  • I'm feeling like I might poke him just to see what happens

  • I gotta spit, I smoked a few, you know?

  • Now I'm sailing on 15 days worth of anti-depressants

  • And it's like the whole world's a surfer dude

  • And they're all chewing pencils

  • You know, I mean, boy, I'm toast!

  • Let's haunt this misery stump!

  • Ooh, there it is!

Okay, so, according to Mufasa, there was a lot of seaweed

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