So that's why eleven chickens kept burping __

Son, sit down.

Ok.

You gotta get your facts straight -

There's only one chicken

Thanks for the misinformation

Kid, I ought to smack your face

You were supposed to graduate

Now you'll just be the king of American junk people

Hey, I wanted you to be like Miss James

Like a crazy Asian, shamed and lonely

Now that won't happen

Because you're a spoiled kid

And you hate jobs

And I'm like Judge Dredd

If you believe there was a castle

About a five foot castle

And it had two cellars and two Roombas

That's because I asked for it

Okay guys, as a professional, it's very important

for both of you to keep in touch with me

I won't ask for your spleens

But I'm gonna ask for your souls

I'm sweet

Made out of sugar and hormones, but this guy's made out of ice

Oh yeah?

What pretty eyes, what pretty eyes

Baby my heart beats like a small one-handed

stripper's leg one minute after winning a lottery

Ooh, I like that!

You don't even want twin ducks?

Baby ducks?

You sir, are a loser.

Okay I see —

And no one can whisk away those little terriers that we like.

You can has a pinky puff.

Hey man , I appreciate it, but next time I'm not having my eggs in the shower

Oh no he didn't

Don't pretend you didn't give me a divorced

Air Force Supreme Commander with his sick sister and her Irish kid

Why are you such an a**hole?

Please taste like mouthwash...

How can you not?

I know, right?

Sorry, you're just really hot and I think that's why you won't get frozen

Hey, if you fancy this cow, make it now

'Cause he wants for you all to frost his lemonhead

And the lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee

And now he's mayor of a bank!

And all the --

No dude, no, no, look

I'll squish your little flipper

I'm a so nice!

Dammit, who ordered the bacon crusted rolls!

It's like there's someone over there that's making a crack-filled sandwich

Oh yeah, and I like their ground meat on spinach

Ah, it's wonderful, and sometimes I buy their scum brownies

"Did you bake these?"

"No, I'm not Reggie!"

Gotta think about holding the pose and the extra foil

Red shoes.

Listen Amy, poor people can suck it!

Horses? They just want grass to much

Boring! B-b-b-b-b

If the big elf ate half his cheese,

He'll go and throw it up, just like that

Finish please, psycho fudgy pants

I know you're not good at expression

You become a first grader

I have to go and buy a saddle for my night class

Where there's a cutie

I haven't got the chance to show her just how good it is to fight burgers as people

You can't do that

Percy, do you have a present?

Governor Romney tied up a chicken

Then he gave a whipping to a disabled

And it's gonna happen to you

I'm not surprised your gumbo was green

I mean, you know, just -- just peep him

I'm feeling like I might poke him just to see what happens

I gotta spit, I smoked a few, you know?

Now I'm sailing on 15 days worth of anti-depressants

And it's like the whole world's a surfer dude

And they're all chewing pencils

You know, I mean, boy, I'm toast!

Let's haunt this misery stump!

Ooh, there it is!