But I still got a forty.

但我還是只考40分。

What should I do?

我該怎麼辦呢？

Beats me. I did even worse.

問倒我了。我考得更糟糕。

God, give us a sign!

神啊，請給我們一個徵兆吧！

We need help.

我們需要幫助。

Hello. Check this out.

哈囉。看看這個。

Speak of the devil.

說曹操，曹操到。

If you join any of our programs,

如果你參加我們的任何課程，

it'll take you ONLY three days to master English.

只要三天的時間你就能精通英文。

It's like magic!

這就像魔法一樣！

How much does it cost?

這項課程多少錢？

Is it cheap?

便宜嗎？

It is low in price but not in quality.

價格便宜但品質絕佳。

It costs you less than one thousand NT dollars.

只要花你不到新臺幣1,000元。

If you pay right now, you'll even get 10% off.

如果你現在立刻付款，你甚至還能獲得九折優惠。

If I spend money learning English, my mom will agree.

如果我花錢學英文，我媽媽會同意的。

Wait a minute!

等等！

It costs only eight hundred and ten NT dollars to master English in three days?

只要花新臺幣810元就可以在三天內精通英文？

He's cheating us!

他在騙我們！

How do you know?

妳怎麼知道？

I joined a program like this before.

我以前參加過類似的課程。

And I still got a goose egg.

我仍然考了零分。