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    嘿,今天的視頻是由美元剃鬚俱樂部贊助。前往dollarhaveclub.com/drew,只需5塊錢就能獲得你的日常必備入門套裝。

  • *clears throat*

    *清除喉嚨*

  • I hate laugh tracks.

    我討厭笑聲

  • [ Laugh track starts ]

    [笑聲軌開始]

  • I think they're annoying -

    我覺得他們很煩人

  • - unnecessary, and honestly I find them to be kind of an insult to the viewer's intelligence.

    - 沒有必要,說實話,我覺得它們是一種對觀眾智商的侮辱。

  • It's like the show doesn't trust you to know when to laugh so they have to basically hold up a big sign after every joke

    就像節目不相信你知道什麼時候該笑一樣 所以他們基本上要在每個笑話後舉起一個大牌子。

  • And say "look that was joke it time to laugh now",

    並說 "看,那是笑話,現在該笑了"。

  • but then at the same time it also kind of feels like a lack of confidence in their own jokes.

    但同時也有點感覺對自己的笑話缺乏信心。

  • Like the writers know that these lines aren't that funny

    就像編劇知道這些臺詞沒那麼好笑一樣。

  • So they have to like peer pressure you into laughing

    所以,他們必須像同行壓力你笑。

  • Because listen to how much these other people are laughing you should be laughing - most of all though

    因為聽著這些別人的笑聲,你應該笑得很開心--雖然最開心的是

  • I hate laugh tracks because as a viewer when I hear the sound of canned laughter

    我討厭笑聲,因為作為一個觀眾,當我聽到罐頭的笑聲的時候

  • I am completely taken out of what in my opinion

    在我看來,我是完全被帶出去了。

  • Should be an immersive experience

    應該是一種身臨其境的體驗

  • I want to watch a show and feel like a fly on the wall during a realistic human

    我想看一場演出,在現實的人的過程中,感覺自己就像一隻蒼蠅。

  • Interaction and yet a laugh track serves as a constant reminder that these characters whose lives

    互動,然而笑聲卻時刻提醒著我們,這些人物的生活中,其

  • You're trying to get invested in are not actually characters

    你想投入的其實並不是什麼角色

  • They're just actors acting on a stage in front of a live audience

    他們只是在舞臺上表演的演員 在現場觀眾的面前

  • That reacts to every joke like they just woke up from a long coma and this is the first joke they've heard in 20 years

    他們對每一個笑話都有反應,就像他們剛從漫長的昏迷中醒來,這是他們20年來聽到的第一個笑話。

  • Joey: "Closeness schmoseness, there was 3 of us for cryin' out loud!"

    喬伊 "親密無間,我們有三個人,大喊大叫!"

  • [ audience laughs like they just woke up from a come and is this the first joke they've heard in 20 years ]

    [觀眾的笑聲就像他們剛剛醒來 從一個來,這是第一次笑話 他們已經聽到了20年]。

  • In addition to being an auditory distraction laugh tracks also mess up the flow of

    除了聽覺上的干擾,笑聲也會擾亂流程。

  • Every scene even if you remove the actual sound of the laughter it's still evident that these conversations

    每一個場景,即使你去掉實際的笑聲,也能看出這些談話的內容

  • Have a very unnatural rhythm

    有一個非常不自然的節奏

  • Pink Shirt Lady: "Get one yourself!"

    粉色襯衫女士。 "你自己去買一件吧!"

  • [ awkward silence ]

    [尷尬的沉默]

  • Beer Nerd: "Oooh Somebody's been taking bitchy pill!"

    啤酒呆子:"Oooh Somebody's been taking bitchy pill! "Oooh Somebody's been taking bitchy pill!"

  • [ even more awkward silence ]

    [更加尷尬的沉默]

  • Pink Shirt: "God, he's an ass when he drinks"

    粉色襯衫 "上帝,他是一個屁股,當他喝"

  • Outfit Matching Nerd: "Well, he's an ass when he doesn't, you just don't hear it."

    裝備搭配的呆子。 "好吧,他是一個屁股,當他不這樣做,你只是沒有聽到它。"

  • [ silence ]

    [沉默]

  • Line! Long pause. Line! Long pause. I've never in my life had a conversation with that cadence

    行!長時間的停頓。臺詞!停頓了很久我這輩子都沒有用這樣的節奏交談過。

  • It's just not how people talk, probably the worst thing about these laugh tracks

    只是人們說話的方式不一樣,可能是這些笑料最糟糕的地方吧

  • Is that they don't always

    是,他們並不總是

  • Correlate with the quality of the joke every response seems to indicate the same level of hilarity when here's the thing

    與笑話的品質有關 每個人的反應似乎都表明了同樣的搞笑程度,當事情是這樣的。

  • Some jokes are just better than others

    有些笑話就是比其他笑話好聽

  • I don't expect every line to elicit this room wide eruption of laughs and cheers

    我不指望每一句話都能引起全場的笑聲和歡呼。

  • And I don't hold it against a show if a joke doesn't make me audibly laugh

    如果一個笑話不能讓我笑出聲來,我也不會反對一個節目。

  • but when a throwaway line is followed up by several wasted seconds where I'm just waiting for the next joke and

    但當一句空洞的臺詞後面是幾秒鐘的浪費,我只是在那裡等待下一個笑話,並。

  • Then it happens again

    然後它又發生了

  • And again and again I get impatient

    我一次又一次的不耐煩

  • And I don't want to watch the show anymore these episodes are about twenty two minutes long

    而且我不想再看這個節目了 這幾集大約有二十二分鐘長

  • And it feels like I'm only getting maybe ten minutes of actual comedy, and that's when my brain hatched an idea

    感覺我只有10分鐘的真正喜劇時間 這時我的腦子裡有了一個想法

  • Exactly how much of an average episode of Friends is just laughter?

    究竟《朋友》平均一集有多少是笑聲?

  • What percentage of each episode's 22 minute runtime is wasted by a glorified sound effect?

    每集22分鐘的時間裡,有多大比例的時間被美化的音效所浪費?

  • And then to take it one step further how many jokes are there in an episode of Friends,

    再進一步說,《朋友》一集有多少個笑話。

  • Compared to an episode of, let's say, The Office?

    比起一集,比方說,"辦公室"?

  • Obviously quantity and quality aren't the same thing and one good joke is better than a hundred bad ones

    顯然數量和品質不是一回事,一個好的笑話比一百個壞的笑話要好得多

  • But in this case I do think quantity is a pretty good indicator of overall writing quality.

    但在這種情況下,我確實認為數量是衡量整體寫作品質的一個相當好的指標。

  • So I had to know I had to get to the bottom of this

    所以我必須要知道我必須要弄清這一切

  • 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:02,540 But how?

    00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:02,540 但是怎麼做呢?

  • And then I remembered I have a youtube channel I can do stuff like this

    然後我想起我有一個YouTube頻道,我可以做這樣的事情。

  • [ Elevator Music ]

    [電梯音樂]

  • Now keep in mind about 90% of this video is simply gonna be opinion based

    現在請記住,這個視頻90%的內容都是基於觀點的。

  • I may present a lot of what I'm saying as if it were fact

    我可能會把我說的很多話當做事實來陳述。

  • But what most of it comes down to is simply personal preference

    但大多數情況下,這只是簡單的個人喜好。

  • So let's start with The Office. The Office is my favorite show of all time

    那麼,讓我們從《辦公室》開始吧。"辦公室 "是我最喜歡的節目

  • I'm a bit of a basic bitch, so no I'm not talking about the British version nor the Japanese version for that matter

    我是個基本的婊子,所以不,我說的不是英國版,也不是日本版的問題。

  • I'm talking about the American office because here in the USA

    我說的是美國的辦公室,因為在美國這裡

  • We may not be the first to do and stuff

    我們可能不是第一個做和東西

  • But I'll be damned if we aren't the best.

    但如果我們不是最好的,我就會被詛咒。

  • The office combines everything I want in a comedy show

    《辦公室》結合了我對喜劇節目的一切要求

  • Again, personal preference.

    再次,個人喜好。

  • It's hilarious, it's quick,

    很熱鬧,很快速。

  • But there's also a lot of depth to it.

    但也有很多深度的東西。

  • Characters develop deep meaningful relationships that have ebbs and flows and give each episode more of a purpose.

    人物發展出深具意義的關係,有起有伏,讓每一集都有更多的目的。

  • Particularly in the first three seasons with the back-and-forth between Jim and Pam.

    尤其是在前三季中,Jim和Pam之間的反反覆覆。

  • More than anything though

    但更多的是

  • I love the way The Office is directed.

    我喜歡《辦公室》的導演方式。

  • You can tell there's so much deliberation involved in setting up the perfect shots.

    你可以看出,在設置完美的鏡頭時,有那麼多的深思熟慮。

  • Which is something that may seem small

    這是一個看似很小的事情

  • But I think the movement and position of the camera can contribute so much to the tone of a scene..

    但我覺得攝影機的移動和位置對一個場景的基調有很大的影響。

  • As well as even serving as a joke in its own right.

    以及甚至本身就是一個笑話。

  • For example in the season 2 episode entitled "The Carpet",

    比如在第二季中題為 "地毯 "的情節。

  • After it's been established that someone took a dump in Michaels office

    在確定有人在麥克爾斯辦公室拉屎後

  • And no one can go in there because it smells so bad,

    而且沒有人可以去那裡,因為它聞起來很糟糕。

  • Michael has a talking head bit where he kind of rambles about how this is like his fear factor audition

    邁克爾有一個說話的頭位 在那裡,他有點漫不經心 這是他如何像他的恐懼因子試鏡。

  • Eventually he can't stand it anymore and starts to rush out of the room.

    最後他實在受不了了,開始衝出房間。

  • But it's at that moment that the camera zooms out to reveal that even the cameraman didn't want to be in that room.

    但就在那一刻,鏡頭放大,發現連攝像師都不想在那個房間裡。

  • It's a small detail, but it was enough to make me chuckle and feel smart for noticing it.

    這雖然是一個小細節,但足以讓我莞爾一笑,覺得自己很聰明,因為我注意到了這一點。

  • But I'm rambling..

    但我在胡言亂語...

  • I love the show. I could talk about it for hours,

    我喜歡這個節目。我可以談論它幾個小時。

  • But the title of this video isn't why I like The Office,

    但這個視頻的標題並不是我喜歡《辦公室》的原因。

  • It's The Office vs. Friends

    這是辦公室對朋友

  • So I will try and get to the point.

    所以,我將試著進入正題。

  • How many jokes are in one episode of The Office?

    辦公室》一集有多少個笑話?

  • Now, no scientific endeavor would be complete without taking an educated guess beforehand,

    現在,如果不事先進行有根據的猜測,任何科學工作都是不完整的。

  • so here's my hypothesis

    所以我的假設是

  • I'm gonna say that an episode of The Office averages 140 jokes

    我想說,一集《辦公室》平均140個笑話。

  • Which is roughly 1 joke every 9 seconds.

    大概每9秒就有一個笑話。

  • On the other hand, I'm gonna guess that an average episode of Friends contains about half that.

    另一方面,我猜測平均一集《朋友》的內容大約有一半。

  • Let's say 80 jokes or one joke every 15 seconds.

    比如說80個笑話或者每15秒一個笑話。

  • In addition, I'm gonna guess at approximately three and a half minutes of every Friends episode is just laughter,

    此外,我猜測每集《朋友》中大約有三分半鐘是笑聲。

  • And I'm also gonna guess that roughly 7% of you just clicked off the video when I started rambling about math

    我也會猜測,大約7%的你只是點擊關閉視頻 當我開始漫無邊際的數學。

  • So let's speed this up a bit for the office. I chose season 5 episode 14

    所以,讓我們在辦公室裡加快一點速度。我選擇了第五季第14集

  • "Stress Relief Part 1" this episode is near and dear to my heart

    "緩解壓力第一部 "這一集是我的心頭好

  • The opening scene alone is an absolute work of art Dwight for awareness reasons

    僅僅是開場的那一幕就絕對是藝術作品德懷特因為認識的原因

  • Intentionally starts a fire in the office to see how prepared everyone would be in that situation which is funny enough on its own

    故意在辦公室裡放火,看看大家在那種情況下會有多大的準備,這本身就已經很好笑了。

  • But then he has this

    但他有這個

  • self-righteous attitude throughout the scene while everything

    自以為是的態度,而一切

  • Deteriorates into chaos led by Michael who immediately puts his safety before everyone else's there are so many hilarious

    惡化成混亂的邁克爾上司誰立即把他的安全,而不是每個人的有這麼多的熱鬧。

  • Details like Kevin going back to break into the vending machine..

    像Kevin回去闖入自動售貨機這樣的細節... ...

  • Angela hurling her cat into the ceiling..

    安吉拉把她的貓扔到天花板上... ...

  • Stanley ultimately having a heart attack as Dwight explains that this was all a test.

    斯坦利最終心臟病發作,因為德懷特解釋說這一切都是一個測試。

  • From start to finish, it's beautiful, and there are 41 jokes in it.

    從頭到尾都很美,裡面有41個笑話。

  • After the opening theme,

    開場主題後。

  • The next scene is a meeting between Michael Dwight and 2 corporate higher-ups.

    下一幕是邁克爾-德懷特與2位企業高層的會面。

  • Halfway through the scene michael casually gets up and sort of waltzes over to the other side of the table

    畫面過半時,邁克爾隨意地站起身來,走到桌子的另一邊。

  • Trying to subtly switch his role in the situation and then starts lecturing Dwight.

    試圖巧妙地轉換自己在這種情況下的角色,然後開始教訓德懷特。

  • There are 16 jokes in the scene,

    現場有16個笑話。

  • 3 during their car ride back to the office,

    在他們坐車回公司的過程中,3。

  • and 11 in the next scene

    和下一幕的11

  • Where Stanley comes back to the office and Michael offers him a wheelchair.

    斯坦利回到辦公室,邁克爾給他提供了一個輪椅。

  • Quote: "Until he's back on his feet."

    引用:"直到他重新站起來。"

  • Stanley: I'm going to die.

    斯坦利 我要去死。

  • After a commercial break comes one of the greatest scenes in television history..

    一段廣告休息後,出現了電視史上最偉大的場景之一... ...

  • The CPR training scene.

    心肺復甦訓練現場。

  • If someone asked me

    如果有人問我

  • "Hey, Drew! I want to get into comedy writing. Where do I start?"

    "嘿,德魯!我想進入喜劇寫作。我從哪裡開始?"

  • I would say...

    我想說...

  • "I don't know... I just make Youtube videos."

    "我不知道...我只是在Youtube上做視頻。"

  • But I would tell them to study this scene.

    但我會告訴他們研究這個場景。

  • I don't even know where to start with this, so I'll let Steve Carrell set it up.

    我都不知道從何說起,所以我讓史蒂夫-卡雷爾來安排。

  • Michael: "We found ourselves on the...

    邁克爾 "我們發現自己在...

  • less prepared side of things.

    少準備的一面。

  • When Stanley had his...

    當斯坦利有他的...

  • When his heart went berserk...

    當他的心變得瘋狂時... ...

  • I knew exactly what to do,

    我知道該怎麼做

  • But in a much more real sense

    但在更真實的意義上

  • I had no idea what to do.

    我不知道該怎麼辦。

  • so I thought we should have a CPR training class."

    所以我覺得我們應該開一個心肺復甦培訓課。"

  • So this woman has been hired by corporate to teach the office CPR.

    所以這個女人被公司請來教辦公室的心肺復甦術。

  • Michael instinctively volunteers Stanley,

    邁克爾本能地自願斯坦利。

  • You know, the guy who just had a heart attack 3 days ago?

    你知道的,那個三天前剛剛心臟病發作的人?

  • But then after the rest of the office starts to express concern,

    但在辦公室其他人開始表示關注後。

  • He decides that the boss should go ahead and everyone how it's done.

    他決定,老闆應該先走,大家怎麼做。

  • Instructor: "Okay, too fast."

    教官:"好的,太快了。 "好,太快了。"

  • The instructor has to try repeatedly to get things back on track...

    教官要反覆嘗試,才能讓事情回到正軌... ...

  • Inst: "No, it's [singing] 'uh, uh, uh, uh, stayin' alive, stay-' "

    Inst. - "不,是[唱]'嗯,嗯,嗯,嗯,活著,活著--' "不,是[唱]'嗯,嗯,嗯,嗯,活著,活著'"

  • Michael: "Okay, that's it."

    Michael "好了,就這樣吧。"

  • Creed: "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!"

    克里德。 "你剛才在停車場,所以我才認識你!"

  • Oh! And Creed...

    哦,還有信條...

  • Fucking Creed!

    他媽的信條!

  • He has two lines in this entire episode

    他在這一集有兩句臺詞

  • And they're both hysterical!

    而且他們都是歇斯底里的人!

  • Dwight: "Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest."

    德懷特 "檢查器官捐贈卡。如果他有的話,我們只有幾分鐘的時間來收穫。"

  • Creed: "He has no wallet, I checked."

    克里德。 "他沒有錢包,我查過了。"

  • This scene is so well written the way everything slowly gets more and more heightened the way each

    這場戲寫得真好,一切都在慢慢地變得越來越高大上的方式,每個

  • character progressively gets more involved

    漸入佳境

  • it's

  • fantastic

    妙不可言

  • And there are 37 jokes in it so after Dwight destroys the very expensive

    而且裡面有37個笑話,所以在德懷特毀掉了非常昂貴的之後

  • CPR dummy he and Michael are once again forced to go meet with David Wallace in New York

    心肺復甦假人他和邁克爾再次被迫去紐約和大衛-華萊士見面了

  • This is a short scene with only five jokes we then cut back to the office where Jim, Pam, and Andy are watching a movie

    這是一個簡短的場景,只有五個笑話,然後我們切回辦公室,吉姆,帕姆和安迪正在看電影。

  • He downloaded illegally

    他非法下載

  • Which doesn't exist outside of the show.

    這在節目之外是不存在的。

  • So props to the producers for actually shooting clips from a fake movie where Jack Black falls in love with Cloris Leachman

    所以,支持製片人實際拍攝剪輯 從一個假的電影 傑克-布萊克愛上了克洛里斯-利奇曼。

  • I counted nine jokes in this scene, eight in the next scene where Dwight issues his statement of regret

    我數了數,這一幕有九個笑話,下一幕德懷特發表悔過聲明的時候有八個笑話

  • Dwight: "I state my regret."

    德懷特 "我聲明我的遺憾。"

  • And another eight when Jim Pam and Andy finished the Jack Black movie

    當吉姆-帕姆和安迪完成了傑克-布萊克的電影后,又有8個。

  • The episode ends with Michael leading a relaxation exercise

    這一集的最後,邁克爾帶領大家進行了放鬆練習

  • Which you guessed it is not very relaxing. There are 28 jokes in the scene and the episode is over

    這一點你猜對了,不是很輕鬆。戲裡有28個笑話,這一集就結束了

  • In total, I counted 166 jokes in 21 minutes

    在21分鐘內,我一共數出了166個笑話。

  • Which is only slightly higher than my hypothesis you guys want to double check my math go for it

    這隻比我的假設略高一點 你們想再檢查一下我的數學,就去吧

  • I also tried to be as unbiased with this as possible

    我也儘量做到不偏不倚地處理這個問題。

  • I included punchlines that didn't make me laugh

    我加入了讓我笑不出來的笑點。

  • But I recognized as having meant to be a joke if I refuse to tally jokes that I don't think are funny

    但我認識到,如果我拒絕統計我認為不好笑的笑話,我就有開玩笑的意思。

  • Then why the hell am I even doing this you know besides, this is science

    那我為什麼要這樣做呢? 你知道嗎? 此外,這是科學。

  • So now let's transition over to Friends- controversial opinion alert!

    那麼現在讓我們過渡到朋友圈--爭議性意見提醒!

  • I...

    I...

  • Actually like friends now if I hadn't watched it with my mom growing up and didn't have a little bit of a nostalgia for it

    其實就像現在的朋友一樣,如果不是從小和媽媽一起看的,沒有一點懷念的感覺的話

  • I probably feel differently, but I think it's a pretty okay show it's got a likable enough characters even though

    我可能會有不同的感覺,但我認為這是一個相當不錯的節目 它有一個足夠可愛的人物,即使...

  • They're all mostly reliant on pretty basic

    他們都主要依靠相當基本的。

  • Stereotypes: Rachel likes to shop, and Monica likes to clean, and Phoebe's wacky! And Chandler sarcastic,

    刻板印象。瑞秋喜歡購物,莫妮卡喜歡打掃,菲比很古怪!還有錢德勒的諷刺。

  • and Ross is awkward, and Joey likes to fuc-, but five out of the six actors are good

    和羅斯是笨拙的,和喬伊喜歡fuc -,但五個出六個演員都是好的

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  • And the writing is usually fine with the exception of the occasional

    而且文筆一般都很好,除了偶爾的例外

  • Awful joke thrown in from time to time

    時不時地拋出一個可怕的笑話。

  • Chandler: "Anybody know a good tailor?"

    錢德勒 "有人知道一個好的裁縫嗎?"

  • Joey: "You need some clothes altered?"

    喬伊 "你需要改一下衣服嗎?"

  • Chandler: "No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk..."

    錢德勒 "不,不,我只是在找一個男人用粉筆在我身上畫畫..."

  • [ Audience laughter ]

    [觀眾笑聲]

  • As far as the laugh track goes I can forgive shows like friends for having a dated format because

    至於笑點方面,我可以原諒《朋友》等節目的形式過時,因為

  • Well the show premiered almost 25 years ago. It's not really dated

    嗯,該劇首播已近25年了。這不是真的過時了

  • If it literally is dated, and that's just what sitcoms were like back. Then it was a standard

    如果從字面上看是過時了,而當年的情景喜劇就是這樣的。那麼這就是一個標準的

  • I'm much less

    我少了很多

  • Understanding of shows that have debuted in the past decade that rely on this format originally this video was going to be The Office vs.

    瞭解近十年來亮相的節目,都是依靠這種形式原本這個視頻是要《辦公室》與。

  • The Big Bang Theory aka the world's worst show, but I felt like that would be too easy

    大爆炸理論》又名《世界最爛劇》,但我覺得這太簡單了。

  • It's like making a video on Lele pons like we all know she's bad

    就像我們都知道她是個壞蛋一樣,拍了一段關於Lele Pons的視頻。

  • I don't know anyone who actually likes the Big Bang Theory and

    我不知道有誰真正喜歡 "大爆炸理論",而且。

  • Honestly watching multiple episodes for research purposes just sounds like a nightmare so I ultimately decided on Friends because it is a show that people

    老實說,為了研究目的而看多集,聽起來就像一場噩夢,所以我最終決定選擇《朋友》,因為它是一部人們的節目。

  • Generally enjoy. It's just I think sometimes a slave to its own format

    一般來說很喜歡。只是我覺得有時候會被自己的格式所奴役。

  • There are moments in every episode where I have to fight the urge to incrementally skip forward past

    每一集都會有一些時刻,我必須要和衝動作鬥爭,漸漸地向前跳過去。

  • predictable back-and-forth scenes where you know what the next line is gonna be but you get a wait for the audience to calm down so

    可預測的來回場景,你知道下一句是什麼,但你得到一個等待觀眾冷靜下來,所以。

  • They can say it, but because of all this anticipation. That's built up now that line gets the enormous over-the-top applause

    他們可以說,但是因為這些期待。現在已經建立起來了,這句話得到了巨大的超乎尋常的掌聲。

  • It's very formulaic and that is the exact phenomenon that led me to want to make this video in the first place

    它很公式化,這正是導致我一開始想做這個視頻的現象。

  • So let's get into it how much of a typical episode of Friends is just laughter funny story

    那麼我們就來了解一下《朋友》中典型的一集有多少是笑聲趣事吧

  • I wasn't sure which episode to choose here

    我不知道該選哪一集在這裡

  • So I went on IMDB to see the highest

    於是我上IMDB看了看最高的。

  • Rated um the second highest is the one where everyone finds out and I was like oh, I remember that one

    評級嗯第二高的是一個大家都發現了,我很喜歡哦,我記得那個

  • That's a good episode. I'll do that and then I realized holy shit this just happens to be season 5 episode 14

    這一集不錯。我會這麼做的,然後我意識到... ...我的天啊,這正好是第五季第14集。

  • Which is the same as the ah so this is a perfect comparison?

    哪個和啊一樣,所以這個比較完美?

  • And I will not listen to anybody who tries to dispute that yes. It's all coming back to me now

    我不會聽任何試圖爭論這一點的人說,是的。這一切都回到了我的身上

  • This is definitely one of the best episodes the basic synopsis is

    這絕對是最好的劇情之一,基本簡介是...。

  • Spoiler alert! Chandler and Monica have been secretly dating for the past like 15 episodes and only Joey knows

    劇透提醒!"錢德勒和莫妮卡在過去的15集裡一直在祕密約會。錢德勒和莫妮卡已經祕密約會了15集,只有喬伊知道。

  • Rachel and Phoebe find out because they see Chandler and Monica having sex

    瑞秋和菲比發現,因為他們看到錢德勒和莫妮卡做愛。

  • But rather than confront them they try to mess with them by having Phoebe flirt with Chandler

    但他們並沒有和他們對抗,而是想通過讓菲比和錢德勒調情來搞垮他們。

  • It goes back and forth until it all climaxes at the end of the episode they kiss Chandler freaks out tells Monica

    它來來回回,直到它的所有高潮在結束的情節,他們吻錢德勒嚇壞了告訴莫妮卡。

  • He's in love with her the crowd goes woo, end of episode. Yes

    他愛上了她... ...觀眾們都在議論紛紛,這一集結束了。是啊,是啊,是啊

  • That was a significantly shorter synopsis than the one I did for the office

    這比我為辦公室做的提要要短得多。

  • But I realized I didn't want this video to be like 90 minutes long so got a cut corner somewhere in this episode

    但我意識到我不希望這個視頻像90分鐘長,所以得到了一個切角的地方在這一集

  • I counted in 21 laughs which is

    我數了數有21個笑點,這是

  • Surprisingly high actually. I definitely way underestimated the friends writers

    其實出乎意料的高。我絕對是低估了朋友們的寫作能力

  • But I also way

    但我也方式

  • Underestimated the amount of time the audience reactions would take out my guess was three and a half minutes not even close now

    低估了觀眾反應的時間,我猜測是三分半鐘,現在還差得遠呢

  • I will say I included scene transitions in this not the theme song

    我想說的是,我在這裡面加入了場景轉換,而不是主題曲。

  • but the silly little stings they play in between scenes because I felt like these are as much of a waste of time as the

    但他們在場景之間播放的愚蠢的小刺痛,因為我覺得這些都是浪費時間,就像

  • laugh tracks

    笑聲

  • But anyway after isolating these two things I was left with 5 minutes and 20 seconds: over

    但無論如何在隔離了這兩件事後,我只剩下5分20秒的時間:超過了

  • 25% of the episode has no dialogue and it no substance at all

    25%的情節沒有對話,它沒有實質內容的所有

  • it's just

    只是

  • audible filler

    填充物

  • to pad the episode in between jokes side note if you guys want to double check this number and see what an entire episode of

    墊在笑話之間的情節,側注,如果你們想仔細檢查這個數字,看看什麼整集的

  • friends looks like without any dialogue

    朋友們看起來像沒有任何對話

  • I will be posting that video on my Twitter @drewisgooden

    我將在我的Twitter上發佈該視頻@drewisgooden。

  • And it's kind of hilarious actually and I feel like even if you've never seen this episode of Friends and just have a basic understanding

    這其實挺搞笑的 我覺得即使你從來沒有看過《朋友》的這一集,只是有一個基本的瞭解。

  • Of the characters you can completely understand what's going on without hearing a single line of dialogue

    角色中,你可以完全不聽一句對話就明白髮生了什麼事

  • No for the sake of being somewhat thorough

    不,為了徹底一點

  • I went ahead and did the same thing for one more episode of each show the first episode of season 2 and got pretty similar

    我在第二季第一集的每期節目中,又做了同樣的事情,得到的結果也很相似

  • Results I counted 119 jokes in The Office and 96 in Friends

    結果我數了數,《辦公室》裡有119個笑話,《朋友》裡有96個。

  • I'm gonna guess that these numbers are a little more typical of what an average episode of each show is like

    我猜這些數字是比較典型的,每部劇的平均劇集是什麼樣的?

  • Whereas the season 5 episode 14's of each show are more an outlier like, the best of each show?

    而第五季第14集的每期節目則更多的是一個外掛式的喜歡,每期節目的最佳?

  • But still the results are comparatively pretty similar alright, so we've counted the number of jokes

    但結果還是比較相似的好吧,所以我們統計了一下笑話的數量。

  • We've isolated the laugh track and use science to determine that the office is a much more comedic

    我們把笑點軌跡分離出來,用科學的方法來判斷,辦公室是一個更有喜劇性的地方。

  • Efficient show than Friends so the only question to answer at this point is

    比朋友的效率高的節目,所以現在唯一要回答的問題就是

  • Does it really matter and that's entirely up to you efficiency is a term I've thrown around a lot in this video

    這真的很重要嗎,這完全取決於你的效率是一個術語,我在這個視頻中提出了很多的問題

  • But it's important to say that it's not the deciding factor when it comes to comedy because comedy isn't math

    但必須要說的是,這不是喜劇時的決定性因素,因為喜劇不是數學

  • Comedy is completely subjective

    喜劇是完全主觀的

  • And I'm not here to tell you that you should like one show more than another because there's more jokes in it. The whole point of

    我不是來告訴你,你應該喜歡一個節目比另一個更多,因為它有更多的笑話。整個要點是

  • This video was just to incorporate a small bit of math into a non mathematical experiment

    這段視頻只是為了在一個非數學實驗中加入一點數學的內容。

  • But at the end of the day just watch whatever makes you happy if you like Kevin can wait then watch it if you only

    但是到最後只要看什麼讓你開心就好了,如果你喜歡凱文可以等,那就看吧,如果你只有

  • Like Disney Channel original movies then watch them. Even Camp Rock 2, which was an objectively disappointing sequel

    喜歡迪士尼頻道的原創電影那就看吧。即使是《搖滾營2》,也是一部客觀上令人失望的續集。

  • But whatever you do don't let someone tell you what you should like

    但無論你做什麼,不要讓別人告訴你你應該喜歡什麼。

  • Especially not me because I just spent the past two weeks of my life

    尤其是我,因為我剛剛度過了我生命中的兩個星期。

  • Voluntarily doing math what the fuck do I know about comedy?

    自願做數學我他媽的懂什麼喜劇?

  • The perfect ending great job on the video drew oh, thanks Mr. Narrator, yeah

    完美的結尾,偉大的工作在視頻畫哦,謝謝你的解說員先生,是的。

  • It was nice to not have to be on camera for a change I grew out my beard yeah

    不用上鏡頭的感覺真好 我的鬍子都長出來了 是的

  • You gotta get rid of that. I've got a surprise for you though check under your chair. I mean like how Oprah does yeah?

    你得把它扔掉我有一個驚喜給你,雖然檢查你的椅子下。我的意思是像奧普拉一樣,是嗎?

  • I guess oh hell yeah razor. I'm gonna use it right now

    我想哦,地獄耶剃刀。我現在要用它

  • Wait drew don't forget about the shave butter. It's so soft. This is way better than the butter

    等等,德魯,別忘了剃鬚膏。它是如此的柔軟。這是比黃油更好的方式

  • I normally shave with all done as hairless as the day I was born. Yeah, you look great, but

    我一般都是剃光了頭髮,就像我出生那天一樣。是的,你看起來很好,但

  • What's that smell oh? I haven't showered in over a week. Is there a reason yes. I didn't have to be on camera

    那是什麼味道哦,我已經一個多星期沒洗澡了。有什麼原因嗎?我沒必要上鏡頭

  • You know normal people don't wait until they're gonna be on camera to forget about it

    你知道正常人不會等到他們要上鏡的時候才想起這件事的

  • I got you covered check the box. There's more Wow

    我為你準備好了,請檢查盒子。還有更多哇

  • Three one white Charlie's to clean my tush and lavender scented body wash to clean the rest of me. Thanks mr.. Narrator

    三支白色的Charlie's用來清洗我的臀部 薰衣草香味的沐浴露用來清洗我的其他部位。謝謝你,先生...旁白

  • I look like a million bucks

    我看起來像個百萬富翁

  • Which is probably how much you had to spend on this box, right?

    這大概是你在這個盒子上要花的錢吧?

  • nope just five bucks cuz I went to

    沒有 只是五塊錢,因為我去

  • Dollarshaveclub.com slash Drew and used your credit card to have it shipped straight to your door kind of lessens the gift when you say you

    Dollarshaveclub.com斜線德魯和使用你的信用卡有它直接運到你的門種減少了禮物,當你說你的禮物

  • Use my money to buy it drew we're the same person. Oh, duh

    用我的錢去買,我們是同一個人。哦,是嗎?

  • All right, can you just sit there and look pretty while I tell people more about Dollar Shave Club?

    好吧,你能不能坐在那裡,看起來很漂亮,而我告訴人們更多的美元剃鬚俱樂部?

  • Which is your go-to place for all your grooming needs?

    哪一個是你所有美容需求的首選之地?

  • It's not just razors and butt wipes people they even have toothpaste hair gel moisturizer. You'll never have to leave your house again

    不僅僅是刮鬚刀和擦屁股的人,他們甚至還有牙膏髮膠保溼劑。你再也不用離開你的房子了。

  • Good cuz I don't want to

    很好,因為我不想

  • Thank you so much a dollar shave club for sponsoring today's video and helping me turn my life around and I also want to thank

    非常感謝一元剃鬚俱樂部贊助今天的視頻,並幫助我改變我的生活,我也想感謝。

  • you guys so much for

    你們這麼多

  • Ordering as many shirts as you did as a lot of you know I announced my merch in my last video

    訂購儘可能多的襯衫,你做了很多你知道我宣佈我的商品在我的最後一個視頻。

  • I've got a little stinger shirt roadwork ahead shirt. Got pants shirt. I got my usual drew gooden products. Hopefully

    我有一件小刺兒襯衫 路上工作前進的襯衫。得到了褲子的襯衫。我得到了我平常的Drew Gooden產品。希望

  • I got to see a lot of you guys at playlist

    我看到了很多你的傢伙 在播放列表中,

  • I'm recording this before playlist, but posting it after so I can't say how it was cuz I haven't I haven't

    我記錄了這之前的播放列表,但發佈後,所以我不能說它是如何,因為我沒有,我沒有

  • Experienced it yet, but hopefully I got to see a lot of you guys there and it was fun

    經歷過,但希望我在那裡能看到你們很多人,這很有趣。

  • and I didn't shit my pants onstage in front of everybody I

    我沒有拉我的褲子在舞臺上 在大家面前,我。

  • Really, hope that didn't happen our little singers

    真的,希望我們的小歌星們不要發生這種事

  • Have a great week, and I will be back on this channel with new video as soon as humanly possible

    有一個偉大的一週,和我將回到這個頻道與新的視頻儘快人類的可能。

  • Bye a sidenote post video hot take here

    拜拜順便說一句,這裡的視頻熱度很高。

  • I think David Schwimmer is the best actor on friends, and I'm not being sarcastic

    我覺得David Schwimmer是《朋友》裡最好的演員,我不是在諷刺你。

  • His biggest detractor is often that he's too emotional, or you know some people might describe him as kind of a little bitch

    他最大的缺點就是太情緒化了 或者你知道有些人可能會把他形容成一個小婊子

  • And that's a hundred percent true, but he's really convincing and expressing it his physical comedy is so underrated the way

    這是百分之百的真實,但他真的很有說服力,表達他的肢體喜劇是如此被低估的方式。

  • He moves his body his facial expressions his timing are so good these types of sitcoms were made for people like David Schwimmer

    他的肢體動作 他的面部表情 他的時機把握得非常好 這些類型的情景喜劇是為大衛-施維默這樣的人而做的。

  • I think his talent just gets overlooked because Ross can be such an annoying character

    我覺得他的天賦只是被忽視了 因為羅斯是個很討厭的角色。

  • But next time you're watching the show and I know this is asking for a lot

    但下次你在看節目的時候 我知道這是在要求你做很多事情

  • But take your eyes off Rachael's exposed nipples for a few moments

    但是,把你的眼睛從Rachael裸露的乳頭上移開片刻

  • And you might gain an appreciation for someone you thought you could never appreciate you go David

    你可能會得到一個欣賞的人 你以為你永遠不會欣賞你去大衛。

  • Anyway just a tangent that wasn't really related to the videos so I threw it in at the end

    總之只是一個與視頻無關的話題,所以我把它放在了最後

  • Thank you again so much for watching guys be sure to like and subscribe and let me know if you want to see more videos

    再次感謝大家的觀看,如果你想看更多的視頻,一定要喜歡和訂閱,並讓我知道。

  • like this or if you prefer my usual

    像這樣,或者如果你喜歡我通常的

  • Format this was really fun to make so I'll probably do more whether you like it or not

    格式這是真的很有趣,所以我可能會做更多的,不管你喜歡與否。

  • But it's still good to ask all right. See you later guys

    但還是要問清楚才好。回頭見

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嘿,今天的視頻是由美元剃鬚俱樂部贊助。前往dollarhaveclub.com/drew,只需5塊錢就能獲得你的日常必備入門套裝。

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