"My dumb bet" stories from you guys.

來自各位的 「穩輸的啦 !」。

This first one is from @gumgumerson.

第一則來自 @gumgumerson。

-Interesting first name. -Gum.

-蠻有趣的名字。-Gum。

-He says:''One time on vacation, I bet my dad I could catch more lizards than him. For the whole week, I was woken up by him putting lizards i my face and yelling, ''Scoreboard!''

他說:「有一次假期，我和我爸打賭說，我能比他抓到更多的蜥蜴。一整個禮拜，他把抓到的蜥蜴放在我臉上把我叫醒，吼說：『我的得分表呢 ?』」

-Grow up, dude. -"Wake up!"

-都幾歲了 ? 先生 -「起床 !」

-This next one's from @missgreenwalt.

下一則來自 @missgreenwalt。

She says: ''When I was a kid, I bet my sister my bed because it was the biggest thing I owned. When I lost, my mom said I had to give it to her so I'd learn the consequence of gambling. So, my sister was nine and had two beds.''

她說：「當我還小，我用我的床和我妹打賭，因為我也只有床能下賭。結果我輸了，我媽要我把床給她，學學賭博的教訓。我妹當時才九歲，就有兩張床了。」

Living the life, man.

這就是人生。

Two beds.

兩張床。

This one's from @mrcooperclark.

這則來自 @mrcooperclark

He says:'' I once won $10 because my friend insisted his name was ''Samuelel Jackson.''

他說：「有一次我贏了 10 美金，因為我朋友堅持他的名字叫『山姆勒勒 ‧ 傑克森』。」

Samuelel.

山姆勒勒。

-Samuelel. -Yeah, from the Bible.

-山姆勒勒。-聖經裡的人物。

-This one's from @logylogues. -Oh, logy logues.

-這則來自 @logylogues。-好一個慢條斯理。

-I wonder if they're friends with Gum Gumerson.

我想他跟剛剛樓上那位 Gum Gumerson 是朋友。

He says:'' In 2017 I bet a haircut on the Patriot/Giants Super Bowl. This was the outcome:''

他說：「2017 我用理髮下賭，愛國者之超巨大木球。結果如下：」

There you go.

你看看。

That's pretty bad.

很糟糕。

That's a pretty bad bet right there.

賭在那裡很糟糕。

-Now you gotta pay the bets.

犧牲很大。

-Lost by a hair.

犧牲頭髮。

Don't get hurt, anybody.

大家不要對號入座。

This one's from @CraigLefferts.

這則來自 @CraigLefferts。

He said:''I got cocky one day and bet $1.000 on my kid's little league game. He was really confused why Daddy was crying when the game was over.''

他說：「他太有自信，用 1000 美金當孩子小聯盟的賭金。他很疑惑，為何遊戲結束時，爸比在哭。」

"I just thought the Tigers had a chance, that's all.

「我只是想說，老虎隊有機會呀 !

Let's go get ice cream!"

一起去吃冰淇淋吧 !」

This one's from @vestureuk.

這則來自 @vestureuk。

He says:'' He lost a bet, and as a result I'm on the proud owner of a Prawn Tina Turner tattoo with the tagline ''shrimply the best.''

他說：「他輸了賭局，因此我很榮幸成為 Prawn Tina Turner 刺青的主人，加贈『Shrimply th best』。」

Oh, my God.

我的天呀 !

Why would you bet that?

怎麼用這個下賭呢 ?

What would be worth it?

印為你值得 ?

-That's fantastic.

好棒棒。

This last one's from @rockefeller88.

最後一則來自 @rockefeller88。

He says: ''My friend bet me I wouldn't eat semi-chewed gum off a gas pump. Unfortunately, I won.''

他說：「我朋友打賭我不敢吃別人咬過，黏在加油油槍上的口香糖。不幸的是，我贏了 。」

There you go, everybody.

感謝各位收看。

-Those are my "Tonight Show Hashtags."

以上是「今夜秀」。

To check out more of our favorites,

更多我們的最愛，

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags。