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So I'm just gonna get this out of the way...
And it has nothing to do with the video.
But one year for Halloween, I dressed up as a bunny.
I... I.. don't know why I thought it would be a good idea.
Maybe I thought I would be cute.
But looking back at these old photos...
I realized...
I was cute!
So me and my friends took trick or treating very seriously.
There's no messing around.
One year, we practiced the path we would take a week before Halloween so our legs wouldn't get tired.
When the big day came, you had to be in top physical condition.
To go door to door.
To get free candy.
And then...
Mess your whole body up again.
So obviously now I'm a retired trick-or-treater.
So I wanna pass down my wisdom to anyone out there who's still trick or treating.
A lot of people will say...
To get the good candy, you gotta map out the whole neighborhood.
Skip the one's that have Milk Duds and Whoppers.
Okay Team, let's go!
Sometimes you can't!
There was only one house in my neighborhood that gave out big candy.
My parents didn't want to drive me over to the rich people neighborhood.
So what you gonna do?
Well... Me and my friends came up with a couple of ways to get the most out of your trick or treating!
One time, my friend based his whole costume to maximize his candy poll.
What did he dress up as?
He dressed up as...
A newspaper delivery boy.
That's really lame!
It's actually really smart and genius!
Let me explain.
With his costume he was able to ride a bike and that let him to go house to house quicker, and it wasn't so hard on his legs.
And also his costume had a built-in candy bag.
It's perfect!
And I guess, by the time this video comes, It's probably too late to change your costume...
So, maybe... next year?
Do you wanna know another strategy?
Well here's my secret.
You have to TALK your way into more candy.
This is what you do:
You dress up as a doctor or nurse, and put your local children's hospital logo on your chest.
You'll carry 2 pillow cases.
I... I took pillow cases to go trick or treating.
Not those plastic pumpkin things.
I don't know if anyone else did that.
And I would advise to go to the next neighbourhood over.
Make sure no one knows who you really are.
Because to use this trick you'll have to lie.
Anonymity is key.
So every time you go to someone's door, you tell them these exact words.
Oh this?
My mom works at a children's hospital and I wanted to get some candy for kids who couldn't go trick or treating.
Some of those kids man...
Cause of their cancer they can't have any Milk Duds or Whoppers.
I don't know if they can make it till Thanksgiving.
90% of the time parents will give you a BIG handful of candy...
For the kids.
And I guess now looking back at it you can say its wrong and sinful.
But I'm not actually stealing from those kids.
I'm just using them to get more candy.
And lastly, my last trick to get more candy...
You know those "please take one candy" bowls?
So those are my tricks for getting more candy for Halloween.
Do you have any more ideas?
Tell me below in the comments.
Also I draw comics I don't know if you knew that.


這男孩太邪惡!來拿更多萬聖節糖果 (How To Get The Most Candy While Trick-or-Treating)

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Jessieeee 發佈於 2019 年 1 月 25 日    Jessieeee 翻譯    Evangeline 審核
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