Damn! I need to rush to the bank to open an account. What are these people doing here?

可惡！我趕著要去銀行開戶。這些人都是為什麼過來的？

You're so handsome, Potter! Potter, I love you! Marry me! I'm your biggest fan!

波特好帥！波特我愛你！我要和你結婚！我是你的鐵粉！

Is it because… because I'm so handsome? It is my fault.

是因為..是因為我的帥氣嗎？都是我的錯

I was going to go to the bank today, but I forgot to wear my mask.

今天原本是要到銀行一趟，但今天只是忘記戴上我的口罩

Damn! I should have been more careful. Now look what happened!

該死的！一時大意，才會讓它們有機可乘！

Looks like the window is my only way out.

看來只能從窗戶出去了

Potter!

波特！

Nevermind.

窗戶也不行了

Potter, I love you!

波特我愛你！

Oh my god, it's like I'm in The Walking Dead. I remember one of the lines was...

我的天啊！現在的狀況就和陰屍路一樣，記得裡面有句台詞是這樣說的...

Raaaahrhrhraaaaaaa! Anyway, rather than sit here and await my death, I might as well make use of this time and open a DBS Digital Savings Account right here from home.

呃呃呃啊啊啊呃呃呃！與其在這裡坐以待斃，還不如在家開一個星展星禧數位帳戶

The entire application process only takes 4 simple steps and ten minutes.

只要 4 步驟 10 分鐘就能完成開戶申請

The DBS Digital Savings Account offers you a special interest rates of 1.1% on NTD savings and 2% on USD savings accounts, as well as 101 monthly inter-bank cash withdrawals in Taiwan with no service fee charge.

星禧數位帳戶提供最高 1.1% 臺幣及 2% 美金優惠活存年利率，及每月 101 次國內 ATM 跨行提領免手續費優惠

And once you open an account, you just need to try out a few services, and then you can receive up to $1000 cashback!

開戶後只要完成幾個指定服務，就可享最高 1000 元現金回饋！

Whoops, I got so caught up in telling you about this deal that I completely forgot about all of those people outside.

糟了，剛剛都只顧著業配，就忘記外面還有那些傢伙了

Delivery for Mr. Potter!

波先生有你的掛號哦！

Is it the ATM card for my DBS Digital Savings Account? Wow, so efficient!

是我的星禧數位帳戶 ATM 卡嗎？哇好快！

I should have seen this coming! I forgot about the crowd of fans out there!

糟糕，太大意了！我忘記外面還有一群粉絲了！