[Norway] I declare war on you.

我向你宣戰

[Russia] Why?

為什麼?

[Norway] Because your navy is shit.

因為你的海軍爛得要命!

[Russia] Are you really declaring war on me for not having a navy?

你真的要開戰，就因為我沒海軍?

[Norway] Yes...

對

[Russia] Alright shit let's fight

好啊!混蛋，打就打!

[Russia] Ah yes, finally!

25回合後

[Russia] Now I just need one more turn to conquer the Vikings,

好耶 終於，現在我只需要再一回合就可以征服維京，之後就可以繼續和平地擴張我的帝國

and continue peacefully expanding my empire!

戰爭製造者!×N

[IN UNISON] Warmonger!

歐 天啊，我做了什麼?

[Russia] Oh god, what have I done...

哈囉 朋友，可以請你為我們開放邊境嗎?

[everyone continues to scream warmonger in background]

當然可以

[Norway] Hello, friend. Can you please open your borders for us?

天啊，這是他媽的是什麼交易?

[England] Sure.

[Norway] Jesus, what the fuck mate?