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  • There are many great reasons to visit Japan.

    日本值得你造訪的理由有百百種。

  • I had three trillion of them.

    我自己就有三兆個。

  • In Japan, the first thing that comes up if you Google "Conan," is an anime character named Detective Conan.

    在日本,如果你 google「Conan」,第一個跑出來的會是一個動畫角色叫「名偵探柯南」。

  • He's a man who's trapped in a child's body.

    他是個被困在小孩身體的男人。

  • Hello, Conan!

    哈囉,柯南!

  • And this really blew my mind.

    這真的讓我太震驚了!

  • They have a city named Conan Town.

    他們有個叫「柯南鎮」的城市。

  • Clearly, someone's been making a ton of money off the Asian version of me for 24 years.

    顯然,有個亞洲版本的我在這 24 年賺了大把大把的鈔票。

  • So the other night, I reasonably asked Japan to pay me three trillion yen.

    所以有一晚,我合理地要求日本支付我三兆日圓。

  • Next week, I am flying to Japan and coming to Conan Town to collect my money!

    下週,我就要飛往日本,去柯南鎮領我的錢錢啦!

  • I'll be there!

    日本!我要來了!

  • I landed in Tokyo and almost immediately felt out of place.

    我一到東京就馬上覺得我跟這裡格格不入。

  • Luckily, I found someone who would help me fit in.

    我很幸運找到一位可以幫我融入環境的人。

  • I'm here at a company called Japanese Lunch.

    我現在在一間叫 Japanese Lunch 的公司。

  • They teach etiquette, language, culture.

    他們教導日本的禮儀、語言、文化。

  • This is Miss... - Hirayama.

    這位是...平山小姐。

  • You are going to help teach me...

    妳等一下要教我...

  • Yes.

    沒錯。

  • How to be very polite and proper while I'm in Japan, yes?

    如何在日本表現得有禮、得宜,對嗎?

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • -Konnichiwa. - Konnichiwa.

    - 您好。- 您好。

  • - Konnichiwa. I just met you. - Yes, yeah, yeah.

    - 您好,我才剛認識妳。 - 對,沒錯。

  • Yes, what's the matter, what did I do?

    嗯?怎麼了?我做了什麼嗎?

  • You push me.

    - 你推我。- 我推妳?

  • I pushed you? I didn't push you.

    我沒有推妳啦!

  • - Was I too close to you? - Yes, yes.

    - 我靠妳太近了嗎? - 對對!

  • Japanese people just bow.

    日本人只會鞠躬。

  • - Bow and no touch. - Then...

    - 鞠躬,不用肢體接觸。 - 然後...

  • - No shake hands. - Yeah.

    - 不用握手。 - 對。

  • Then this distance is very comfortable.

    這個距離是很自在的。

  • I am a hugger, I like to hug, is that bad in...

    我喜歡抱抱,這會不好嗎...

  • - No...no... - I'm a hugger.

    - 不行...不行... - 我是個喜歡抱抱的人。

  • No, I am not your girlfriend.

    不行,我又不是你的女朋友。

  • You're not my girlfriend?

    妳不是我女朋友?

  • - Mhm. - Okay.

    - 我不是啊。 - 好哦。

  • - No. - No?

    - 不能抱抱。 - 不行嗎?

  • I hug, I mean, we can talk about that later.

    我要抱抱,我是說我們可以待會兒再談這個。

  • Yeah, you are not my type.

    你不是我的菜。

  • Why am I not your type, what's wrong?

    為什麼我不是你的菜?哪裡不行嗎?

  • Face.

    你的臉。

  • Face?

    我的臉?

  • What's wrong with my face?

    我的臉怎麼了?

  • I like...

    我喜歡...

  • - Just anyone else? - Beard.

    - 其他人都比我好嗎? - 有鬍子的。

  • Anyone else is what you're saying?

    妳就是在說隨便一個人都比我好啊?

  • Anyone else here.

    在場的任何一個人。

  • Keep the distance.

    保持距離。

  • So you keep your distance.

    那妳也要保持距離。

  • - Alright, so not too close. - Mhm.

    - 對,不要太近。 - 嗯哼。

  • Bow from the waist.

    彎腰鞠躬。

  • -Then... -Have a different face completely.

    然後換一張完全不同的臉。

  • Clearly an ugly non-starter.

    就像個又醜又成功無望的人。

  • - You have a business card? - Well, you show me yours.

    - 你有名片嗎? -那妳先給我看妳的。

  • Hirayama desu. Douzou yoroshiku. (Japanese)

    我是平山,請多多指教。(日文)

  • Ah.

    啊!

  • Not ah.

    不要說「啊」。

  • What, did I just ah?

    什麼,我剛剛有說「啊」嗎?

  • I just went ah, meaning, "Yeah, ah, I see."

    我說出「啊」的意思是「好的,我知道了」。

  • What, what's wrong with ah?

    說「啊」又不行了嗎?

  • Rude, sounds rude, ah.

    無禮,聽起來很粗魯。

  • Okay, alright.

    好喔,好喔。

  • Hirayama desu. Douzou yoroshiku. (Japanese)

    我是平山,請多多指教。(日文)

  • You have a name card?

    你有名片嗎?

  • - I have card, yes. - Yes.

    - 當然,我有名片。 - 好的。

  • - Do you want to see my card? - Yes.

    - 妳想要看我的名片嗎? - 好啊。

  • There it is, that gets the attention.

    這裡,它可以吸引大家的目光。

  • - You like that? - Your eyes, your eyes, I don't like your eyes.

    - 妳喜歡我的名片嗎? - 你的眼睛,我不喜歡你的眼睛。

  • - You don't like my eyes? - Yes.

    - 妳不喜歡我的眼睛? - 對。

  • In America, you don't tell people your face is ugly, and I don't like your eyes.

    在美國,我們不會跟別人說你的臉很醜,也不會說我不喜歡你的眼睛。

  • - I don't say ugly. Not my type. - You said not my type.

    - 我沒有說醜,我是說不是我的菜。。 - 妳說不是妳的菜。

  • Yeah, okay...but you keep saying that, you've said it many times.

    好,不喜歡沒關係,但妳一直說一直說,妳已經說了好幾次。

  • Just...ah, too close, too close, respect my space.

    只是...啊!太近了,太近了喔!尊重一下我的個人空間。

  • Do I need to bring a gift when I enter a home?

    我去拜訪別人時會需要帶禮物嗎?

  • - Do I bring a gift? - Yes, yes, yes.

    - 需要帶禮物嗎? - 當然,當然要。

  • Is it rude to give money?

    如果直接給錢會很不禮貌嗎?

  • Cheap.

    粗俗。

  • Cheap, so not money.

    粗俗,所以不要送錢。

  • - Not money. - Not money.

    - 不要給錢。 - 不要給錢。

  • No, thank you.

    不用了,謝謝。

  • Did you want the belt, do you want the belt?

    妳想要皮帶嗎?想要嗎?

  • No.

    不要。

  • Watch, could I give you my watch?

    手錶,我可以給妳我的手錶嗎?

  • Yes!

    可以!

  • - It's a nice watch. - Yes, yes, yes, please.

    - 這是支很貴的錶欸。 - 我知道,我知道,給我吧!

  • Yes...yeah...okay.

    好...給妳啊。

  • Arigatou. (Japanese)

    謝謝。(日文)

  • Unbelievable.

    太不可置信了吧。

  • Arigatou. (Japanese)

    謝謝。(日文)

  • Oh, now you hug, right?

    噢!現在就可以抱抱了嗎?

  • - Thank you. - Okay.

    - 謝謝你。 - 小事。

  • I'm getting that back once we're done shooting.

    等等拍攝完我就會跟妳要回來。

  • What kind of Japanese do you know now?

    你目前對日本有哪些認知?

  • - Now? - Mhm.

    - 我現在知道的嗎? - 嗯嗯。

  • - I know there's different kinds of sushi... - Just a moment, please.

    - 我知道壽司有不同的種類... - 等一下下。

  • Ueda-san, she's my assistant.

    上田小姐,她是我的助理。

  • - Oh. - Ueda-san.

    - 噢! - 上田小姐。

  • Where was she, you were just hiding in the corner?

    她剛剛在哪?妳剛剛就躲在角落嗎?

  • -Yes. -Oh.

    是的。

  • Did you hear everything that she said about my face?

    那妳有聽到她剛剛對我的臉評論了一番嗎?

  • Yes. Sumimasen. (Japanese)

    有的,非常不好意思。(日文)

  • Do you agree with her about my face?

    妳同意她的說法嗎?

  • No, very handsome, I think.

    不,我認為你很帥。

  • Oh, well, hello.

    噢!妳聽聽她怎麼說。

  • If a man sees an attractive woman in Japan, can I go (purring sound)?

    在日本,如果男生看到很有魅力的女生,可以這樣嗎?(發出呼嚕聲)

  • Do you like that? (purring sound)

    你喜歡這樣嗎?(發出呼嚕聲)

  • This is my first to see a human being make those kind of...

    這是我這輩子第一次聽到人類發出這種...

  • You haven't seen a human being make those noises before? (purring sound)

    妳以前沒聽過其他人發出這種噪音嗎?(發出呼嚕聲)

  • - Like a sheep. - Yeah...no!

    - 像隻羊嗎? - 對...不是啦!

  • So you want to know ordering food...

    妳想要知道怎麼點餐...

  • - Yes. - Or greetings?

    - 好啊。 - 還是怎麼打招呼?

  • Excuse me, where did Ueda go?

    不好意思,上田小姐去哪裡了?

  • - Hm? - Where's Ueda? Where did she go?

    - 嗯? - 上田小姐呢?她跑去哪裡了?

  • Ueda?

    上田小姐?

  • Hai! (Japanese)

    是!(日文)

  • What are you doing, why do you keep going?

    妳在幹嘛啦,妳幹嘛這樣一直走來走去?

  • What are you a... you're like a person in a cuckoo clock.

    妳是在,妳是咕咕鐘裡面的人喔。

  • Oh, please, you may go back.

    好了,可以請妳回去了。

  • Hai! (Japanese)

    是!(日文)

  • - Yeah, back to your corner please. - When you need me...

    - 對,請回到妳的角落。 - 如果需要我的時候...

  • Yes. You'll just magically appear.

    是,妳就會奇妙地出現。

  • So she's right there, but we can't see her.

    所以她就在那邊,只是我們看不到她。

  • But she's around the corner.

    但她就是躲在角落。

  • If you need, please call her.

    如果有需要的話就叫她。

  • Yeah, well, she'll probably get here pretty quickly because she's right behind that wall.

    好的,她可以隨傳隨到,因為她就在那堵牆的後面。

  • I see her. I can see your hands!

    我看到她了。我看到妳的手囉!

  • Yeah, yeah.

    對,妳的手。

  • - Would you like gum? - No, no, very rude.

    - 妳要吃口香糖嗎? - 不要,口香糖很粗俗。

  • What's rude about gum, what's the problem with gum?

    口香糖哪裡粗俗,口香糖做錯什麼了嗎?

  • No.

    不要吃啦。

  • Ueda-san.

    上田小姐。

  • Hai! (Japanese)

    是!(日文)

  • Chewing gum, yes, is really rude.

    嚼口香糖,是,真的很粗俗。

  • What's the problem with it?

    吃口香糖到底有什麼問題?

  • It's disrespectful.

    很失禮。

  • See, you are impolite, and you don't respect others.

    這樣很不禮貌,而且很不尊重其他人。

  • Please, stop.

    拜託,不要再吃了。

  • - How many piece of gum? - Yes.

    - 你還要吃幾片啦? - 對啊。

  • I eat a lot of gum.

    我都吃很多。

  • - Please. - Hm?

    - 拜託你。 - 嗯?

  • You want me to swallow this?

    妳要我吞下去?

  • I would die if I swallowed this.

    我吞下去會死啦!

  • Where do I put? Where do I?

    我要丟哪裡?哪裡可以?

  • Is it okay if I put this under the table?

    我可以把它黏在桌子底下嗎?

  • No, you don't do that here?

    妳們在日本不這樣做嗎?

  • Do you think I will be accepted here in Japan?

    妳覺得我在日本會被大家接受嗎?

  • Why can't you just...why are you like this?

    為什麼妳就不能...為什麼妳要這樣啦?

  • She does not think I will be accepted by many people in Japan.

    她覺得我在日本沒辦法被大多數人接受。

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • Now, do you think I will be popular with the Japanese women?

    那妳覺得我會受日本女性歡迎嗎?

  • Yes, yes.

    會,會的。

  • Am I considered attractive, do you think, to Japanese women.

    妳覺得我對日本女性有魅力嗎?

  • Why are you laughing at my question?

    妳幹嘛嘲笑我的問題?

  • Why are you saying no?

    妳為什麼搖頭?

  • That's terrible, let her answer.

    妳這樣很糟欸,讓她來回答。

  • If you keep the distance, then...

    如果你保持距離的話,那...

  • If you don't shout...

    如果你不要突然很大聲...

  • But I am a very expressive person, I move, I jump, this is who I am.

    但我是非常善於表現的人,我很愛動、愛跳,這就是我。

  • And you're asking me to deny who I am as a person and not be myself.

    但你要我否定自己,不要做自己。

  • These are the things I do.

    這就是我會做的事。

  • I move, and I'm someone who...

    我愛亂動,而且我是...

  • - Long legs. - What's that?

    - 長腿。 - 妳說什麼?

  • - Long. - Do you like that?

    - 長。 - 你喜歡長的嗎?

  • Yeah.

    對。

  • You like that I have long legs?

    妳喜歡我的長腿?

  • Ooh!

    哦!

  • Nice!

    讚啦!

  • - I like tall person. - This, this is the part you like?

    - 我喜歡長得高的人。 - 所以你喜歡我的這部分。

  • Yes.

    對。

  • But this part, rest go away?

    但這部分直接掰掰?

  • I've been here just a few hours, and you're the first person I've met in Japan.

    我才在這裡待了幾小時,妳是我第一個在日本認識的人。

  • Hug.

    抱抱。

  • Okay, you interested, you want a little of this over here?

    好,妳也想要嗎?要不要來點抱抱?

  • Hai hai! Hai! (Japanese)

    是是,好的!(日文)

  • - Huh? - Stomach. - Yeah, you need exercise.

    - 嗯? - 肚子。 - 對,你應該要多運動。

  • What did you say to me, say it again, what'd you just say?

    妳在跟我說什麼?妳再說一次,妳剛剛說什麼?

  • You need exercise.

    你需要運動。

  • I exercise all the time!

    我無時無刻不在運動!

  • What do you mean I need exercise?

    妳說我要運動是什麼意思?

  • What?

    怎樣啦?

  • - Yakitori. - Tempura. (Japanese)

    - 都是串燒。 - 還有天婦羅。(日文)

  • What do you think?

    妳覺得怎麼樣?

  • Very fluffy.

    非常鬆軟。

  • But I think girls like your teddy bear-like stomach.

    但我想女生會喜歡你這種像泰迪熊一樣的肚子。

  • I'm thought of as very lean in America.

    我在美國算是很瘦的了。

  • In America, I'm lean.

    在美國,我是很瘦的。

  • Ah! Ah...hai! (Japanese)

    啊!啊...是的!(日文)

  • - Please, sit, sit here, yeah. - Ah? Koko? Hai hai. (Japanese)

    - 請妳坐這邊,對。 - 啊?這裡嗎?好的。

  • And you know where I'm gonna go?

    妳知道我要去哪嗎?

  • -I'm gonna go here. -Hide!

    我要去那裡。

  • Right here, fatty's gonna be back here.

    就是這哩,胖子要回去角落了。

There are many great reasons to visit Japan.

日本值得你造訪的理由有百百種。

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