Gaijin Style

Woke up in the morning with a wicked hangover

Got drunk again at HUB and found a last-ditch lover.

I hope she ain't pregnant, cause we didn't use a rubber

and she thinks my name is Danny Glover!

I teach english,son

used to have a job at Nova that was so much fun

making yen and going on dates, and fucking everyone

but then I knocked up two girls, and so I had to run

so I had to run!

Sometimes I model, when they need white guys

I'm so suteki, I'm ikemen.

And the girls here, they don't know better

I'll never leave (hey) , I'm here to stay(hey) !

And Japan is now mine with which to play!

Living Gaijin Style!

Gaijin Style

L, L, L Living Gaijin Style!

Gaijin Style

L, L, L Living Gaijin Style!

Hey! Desperate ladies!

L, L, L Living Gaijin Style!

Hey! Married ladies!

Left my country so I didn't have to see another whitey

But when it's time to pick up chicks I head right to Roppongi

I tell girls I'm a banker or I manage funds at Barclay

But I teach at Macdonald's nightly.

I don't speak Japanese

And when I'm riding on the trains, no one sits next to me.

So I'm loud and drunk and rude and I don't even care who sees.

I'm a rock star here but just a loser in my own country

in my own country

The girls all think that I look like Brad Pitt

my big ego (hey), my big ego(Hey)

I complain so much, why don't I go home?

But I cant!(hey) I love it here (hey)

If I can get a visa, I will stay (stay, stay stay)

Living Gaijin Style!

Gaijin Style

L-L-L- Living Gaijin Style!

Gaijin Style

L-L-L- Living Gaijin Style

Hey, single ladies

L-L-L- Living Gaijin Style

Hey, foolish ladies

L-L-L-

Need a wife, or someone to sponsor me

Baby baby, I will give you sex for free.

Got no life, but I ain't got no doubts

Baby baby, I'm a gaijin and that's what counts.

Living Gaijin Style

Hey, living the fantasy

L-L-L- Living Gaijin Style!

Hey, some one punch me

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Living Gaijin Style!