I noticed that a lot of celebrities

我注意到很多明星

are coming out with children's books.

都出版了童書

And they've been sharing them with me in my new segment,

而他們也在本節目的新單元「明星床邊故事」中

"Celebrity Bedtime Stories."

與我分享他們的喜悅

And Wanda Sykes shared this with us.

以下是 Wanda Sykes 的床邊故事時間

Tell Me, Mommy, by Wanda Sykes.

告訴我，媽咪。作者：Wanda Sykes

Tell me, Mommy, tell me why, why does a bird have wings?

告訴我，媽咪，告訴我為什麼，為什麼小鳥會有翅膀？

So it can fly from tree to tree.

如此牠才能在樹木間翱翔

That's why a bird has wings.

這就是為什麼小鳥會有翅膀

Tell me, mommy, tell me why, why does the rooster crow?

告訴我，媽咪，告訴我為什麼，為什麼公雞會啼叫？

The rising of the morning sun, that's why the rooster crows.

因為太陽升起了。這就是為什麼公雞會啼叫

Tell me, Mommy, tell me why, why does Mommy drink tequila?

告訴我，媽咪，告訴我為什麼，為什麼媽咪要喝龍舌蘭？

Reading the same damn book every damn night, over, and over, and over again.

他媽的每天晚上都要一直一直一直唸同一本故事書

That's why mommy drinks tequila.

這就是為什麼媽咪要喝龍舌蘭

The end.

結束

Beautiful. That's beautiful.

太美了。這故事真是太美了