a good guy in red, is coming to theaters,

一個身著紅色衣服的好男人將上映

with his new sidekick, Fred.

和他的新夥伴，Fred

Why am I here?!

為什麼我在這裡？！

You're in a PG-13 version of Deadpool,

你是 PG-13 特別輔導級版本的死仕

filtered through the prism of child like innocence.

開啟純真孩童的濾鏡

-I'm a grown man! -And nobody does child like

- 我是成年人！- 而沒有人像 Fred 你一樣

innocence like you Fred! Nobody!

純真得像個孩子！沒有第二個人！

I need you, almost as much as you need me.

我需要你，就像你很需要我一樣

I don't need you, at all!

我不需要你，一點也不！

You need me, to untie you, once we're done.

你需要我，來幫你解開，在我們完成任務後

(Holiday music)

(節慶音樂)

Boop!

啾！

Hi!

嗨！

I loved your work in Up!

我很喜歡你在「天外奇蹟」的表現！

I'm sorry?

什麼？

Don't get too attached.

不要太入戲

Once upon a Deadpool

從前有個死仕

Kinda prefer Marvel movies.

比較喜歡 Marvel 的系列電影

We are Marvel.

我們就是 Marvel 的

Yeah, but you're you know, Marvel licensed by FOX.

是啊，但你知道的，Marvel 由 Fox 出品

It's like if The Beatles were produced by Nickleback.

就像是披頭四是由五分錢樂團製作的一樣

It's music, but it sucks!

是音樂，但很爛！

(Shocked inhale)

(震驚地倒抽一口氣)

You were nicer as a kid!

你是孩子時人比較好！

With PG-13, limited engagement in theaters, December 12th

PG-13 特別輔導級，限制年齡入場。12/12 上映