>> RUDY MANCUSO: There is no difference.

RUDY:沒有區別。

>> SPLACK: Wow. >> RUDY MANCUSO: It's more expensive.

SPLACK:哇~ RUDY:只是比較貴而已。

>> SPLACK: Yo! We got a fat [bleep].

喲!我們看到了一個翹臀

[slap sound]

RUDY:兄弟，你不能對女生說那種話!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Oh... oh [bleep]. Hell you can't say [bleep] like that bro!

ANWAR:各位!我成功了!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Guys it works!

它終於起作用了!

It finally works.

RUDY:這個究竟是什麼鬼?Anwar?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: What the hell is this Anwar?

這是一個時光機。

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: It's a time machine.

這是什麼?看起來像烤麵包機，加生鏽的盒子

>> SPLACK: What is this? Like a toaster with a rusty old box?

相信我，相信我這一次。

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Trust me. Trust me this time.

Anwar你回去拍VINE的影片啦

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Anwar just go back to making vines bro.

試試看吧

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Try it out!

這行不通的

>> SPLACK: It's not going to do anything.

起來!站起來!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Stand up! Stand up!

你們想去哪裡?

Where do you guys want to go? Anytime. Anywhere.

任何時間、任何地點。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: One minute ago? Yeah.

RUDY:一分鐘前? 好啊。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: One minute ago.

一分鐘之前。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [bleep] did it work?

搞屁?它起作用了?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Holy [bleep]! It worked... >> SPLACK: I don't know.

RUDY:喔幹 這有效! SPLACK:我不知道。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: That's the same girl from before.

這是之前的那個女孩。

Say something nice.

說點好話

>> SPLACK: Hey! Your eyes look really nice I think it brings out your smile.

你的眼睛很美，我想它會帶出你的微笑-

[slap sound]

對不起，老兄

[Splack groans]

我說了好話，那很好不是嗎?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Sorry bro.

我成功了!

>> SPLACK: I say something nice. That was nice right?

ANWAR:終於奏效了！ -你剛剛在這裡！

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: It works!

你是什麼意思?

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: It finally works! >> RUDY MANCUSO & SPLACK: You were just here!

SPLACK:有效 RUDY:你已經做過了

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: What do you mean?

等等，所以你是說這已經發生過了?

>> SPLACK: It works. >> RUDY MANCUSO: You already did all this.

對!它起作用了!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Wait, so you're saying this happened already?

我們該去哪裡?20秒前?

>> SPLACK: Yes! It works!

ANWAR:那我們就來吧

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Where should we go?

它又成功了。

20 seconds ago?

SPLACK:這不可能 RUDY:她又來了

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Let's do this.

SPLACK:我不會說任何屁話 RUDY:別說髒話

>> RUDY MANCUSO: It worked again.

哦，我的天啊...

>> SPLACK: Yo no way. >> RUDY MANCUSO: There she is again.

我覺得她只不過是喜歡賞別人巴掌 ANWAR:各位!我成功了!

>> SPLACK: I'm not saying [bleep]. >> RUDY MANCUSO: Don't say [bleep].

SPLACK:她是爛人!

[slap sound]

終於有效了。

>> SPLACK: OHHH my god...

這是第三次，兄弟 SPLACK:我們知道。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: I think she just like slapping people bro. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Guys! It works!

我被打了三次巴掌

>> SPLACK: She's abusive!

我就知道!!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: It finally works.

你想再做一次嗎?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Anwar this is the third time bro. >> SPLACK: We know that.

我們應該去哪裡?

I got slapped three times.

讓我們去一個很酷的地方

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I knew it!

呃...1994年、8月4日

>> RUDY MANCUSO: You wanna do it again?

紐約

Where should we go?

我們開始吧

Let's go somewhere cool.

製作人:好吧Biggie，讓我們從最高端開始!

>> SPLACK: Uh... August 4, 1994.

他剛說Biggie嗎?

New York.

等等Biggie?

Let's do this.

他有沒有說Biggie?

>> PRODUCER: Alright Biggie, let's take it from the top! Now let's go son.

BIGGIE:嗯~是啊，這很好。寶貝 寶貝

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Did he say Biggie?

這全是個夢!我曾經讀過“Word Up!”雜誌

>> SPLACK: Wait Biggie?

在豪華轎車中加入了鹽和些許糖(這段翻不太出來)

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Did he say Biggie?

掛在我牆上的照片，每個禮拜六...

>> BIGGIE: Huh! Yeah. It's all good, baby baby.

製作人:你們他X的是從哪進來的??

It was all a dream, I used to read "Word Up!" magazine.

製作人:Hey Biggie! Biggie來吧，我們走! 其他三個人:走走走!拜託 拜託!

Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.

SPLACK:我的天啊~ RUDY:那是Biggie Smalls，兄弟

>> ANWAR JIBAWI, RUDY MANCUSO & SPLACK: Hanging pictures on my wall. Every Saturday...

ANWAR:不可能! RUDY:我們剛看到Biggie Smalls!

>> PRODUCER: Where the [bleep] did you all come from?

我們現在在哪?我們在哪?這是哪裡?你調到哪一年了?

>> PRODUCER: Hey Biggie! Biggie come on let's go! >> ANWAR JIBAWI, RUDY MANCUSO & SPLACK: Go. Go. Go. Come on! Come on!

1860年。

>> SPLACK: Oh my god! >> RUDY MANCUSO: That was Biggie Smalls bro.

這不就是南北內戰開始的那年嗎?

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: No way! >> RUDY MANCUSO: We just saw Biggie Smalls!

喲 奴隸制度仍然...

Where are we right now? Where are we? Where is this? What year did you put in?

嘿 小子!你從哪得到這些漂亮衣服的?你最好給我回來!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: 1860.

天啊~趕快!趕快!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Isn't that when the civil war started...?

喲 剛到底發生了什麼鬼?老兄

Yo slavery is still….

喲!你差點害死我!

>> MARCUS JOHNS: Hey boy! Where did you get them fancy clothes? Huh! You better get back here.

所以，你為什麼要做這個鬼東西呢?

>> ANWAR JIBAWI, RUDY MANCUSO & SPLACK: Oh my god! Hurry up! Hurry up!

我很高興你問了。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Yo! What the hell was that bro?

我一直在等 我人生中的這一刻

>> SPLACK: Yo! You almost got me hung!

你的一生?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: So why'd you make this [bleep] anyway?

2002年4月2日

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm glad you asked.

為什麼?

I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

哦，你會知道的

>> SPLACK: Your whole life?

Anwar，那個男孩是你嗎?

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: April 2, 2002.

是的。

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Why?

你還沒長大

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Oh you'll see.

惡霸1:他就在那!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Anwar is that you?

惡霸2:讓我們揍他吧!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Yeah.

惡霸3:起來!呆子!

>> SPLACK: You haven't grown a bit.

你要去哪裡?

>> BULLY 1: That's him right there.

惡霸1:你準備好了嗎?

>> BULLY 2: Let's beat him up!

你準備好了嗎?

>> BULLY 3: Get up nerd!

RUDY和SPLACK:哦!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Where you going bro?

他不能像這樣打孩子

>> BULLY 1: Are you ready?

嗯?感覺如何啊?嗯?嗯??

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Are you ready?

(打到小時候的自己了)

>> RUDY MANCUSO & SPLACK: OH!

哦!

>> SPLACK: He can't be hitting them kids like that.

救命!!

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Huh? How does that feel? Huh? Huh?

讓我們離開這裡

Oh!

準備?

>> SPLACK: Oh...

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Help!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Let's get the hell out of here.

Ready?