And it's gonna be great folks, very, very great.

各位鄉親，這將會是座又高又偉大的長城

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- So do you know what we're drawing today? - No.

- 所以妳們知道我們今天要來畫誰嗎？ - 不知道

- No.

- 不知道

Do you guys know who Donald Trump is?

你們知道誰是唐納．川普嗎？

- Yeah. - Are you kidding me?

- 知道呀！ - 你在跟我開玩笑吧？

No I'm not gonna draw him.

不要！我才不要畫他啦！

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

噢！很好！太讚了！

He always goes like...

他永遠看起來都像這樣...

Yo. (laughing)

喲！(大笑)

- That's pretty good. - Yeah.

- 你學得很像 - 嗯哼

I'm gonna ask you some questions and we're just gonna draw whatever you tell me to draw

我接下來會問你們一些問題，然後把你們跟我說的畫下來

- and we'll see what happens. - Okay.

- 一起來看看最後會是怎麼樣子吧！- 好耶

Can we make it as ugly as possible?

我們可以把他畫得越醜越好嗎？

We can do whatever we want.

我們可以愛怎麼畫就怎麼畫

Yes.

讚啦！

Okay, let's do it.

好的！我們開始吧

Okay let's do it.

好，要開始了唷！

We'll start with his face.

我們先從他的臉開始

Circle.

圓圓的

Okay so his head's like a circle.

好，所以他的頭是圓的

What do you think he's doing with his mouth?

妳們覺得他會用嘴巴做什麼事？

Does he--

他會...

- Talking. - He's talking?

- 說話 - 說話嗎？

What does he look like when he's talks?

他在說話的時候看起來是怎樣？

Na na na na na... (laugh) na na na...

啦啦啦啦啦... (笑) 啦啦啦...

His face is fat, it has circles around his eyes because his face is orange.

他的臉又肥又橘，所以他的眼周有一圈白白的部分

Okay so he has kind of a fat face.

好，所以他有個肥肥的臉

Oh but what about the lips?

噢，那他的嘴唇呢？

- Okay, like that? - Yeah, she's done.

- 好的，所以是像這樣嗎？ - 好了，她可以下去了

- Like that. - Kind of puckered.

- 像這樣 - 有點噘嘴嗎？

Uh huh, like.

嗯哼，就是這樣

And we all know how to draw the bad hairdo.

我們都知道怎麼畫很糟的髮型

It's kind of big at the top...

頭的頂部有點兒大...

Doesn't he have like blonde hair?

他不是有頭金色的頭髮嗎？

And an ugly toupee that some would say likes a poop.

一頂超醜的假髮，有人說看起來很像大便

Like a poop.

像大便

Yes, kind of like the poop emoji.

對呀，看起來有點像大便的表情符號

- Hershey Kiss looking thing. - Yeah like that.

- 像好時之吻巧克力那樣嗎？ - 對對！就是長那樣

And then it would curve upwards and would go like that across his scalp.

他的頭髮是像這樣彎上去，一路彎過他的整顆頭

- So like that? - Keeps on going...yeah!

- 所以是像這樣囉？ - 再繼續...沒錯！

What do his eyes look like?

他的眼睛看起來長怎樣？

His eyes he's like...

他的眼睛就像這樣...

Very beady, they're like I don't like you, I don't want you.

又細又小，就像在對著你說：「我不喜歡你，我不要你

Everyday you walk around patronizing me I don't care.

就算你擺出看不起我的樣子，我也不在意。」

And how about his chin?

那他的下巴呢？

- Double chin. - Double chin?

- 雙下巴 - 雙下巴嗎？

- Double. - Yeah double, double, double.

- 雙下巴 - 對！雙下巴雙下巴雙下巴

- Triple chin. - Triple chin?

- 三下巴 - 三下巴？

Here's a double...

給他來個雙下巴...

and there's the triple!

再來變成三下巴！

Now can we put some horns up there?

我們可以加一些角在上面嗎？

- Okay so just coming out of his head like that kinda? - Yeah, yes.

- 好啊，那我們就讓他的頭長出角，像這樣？ - 沒錯，就是這樣！

Like why did you decide to put horns on him?

為什麼你想在他的頭上加上角？

Because I always associate non-good people with the Devil,

因為我總會把不好的人跟惡魔聯想在一起

'cause they're bad and the Devil is bad.

他們跟惡魔一樣壞

Should we make a bow tie?

我們要幫他加上一個領結嗎？

If you think he wears a bow tie we can put a bow tie on him.

如果你覺得他有帶領結的話我們也可以幫他畫上去

He wears a black suit and a ugly red tie.

他穿著黑色西裝，配著一條很醜的紅領帶

How about a tie with pictures of pitchforks on it.

加上一條有著草叉圖案的領帶怎麼樣

Okay, yeah that's good.

好啊，不錯哦

I would draw a tick on him.

我要畫一隻蜱蟲 (具致命性的蟲) 在他身上

- A tick? - On his forehead.

- 蜱蟲？ - 在他的額頭上

Why does he have a tick on his forehead?

為什麼要畫一隻蜱蟲在他的額頭上

Because you know it takes your breath, uh huh, yeah.

因為牠會讓人死翹翹嘛，嗯哼

I'm gonna give him like a pin over here.

我要在這裡給他一個胸針

- Yeah. - What do you think the pin would say on it?

- 對 - 你覺得胸針上要寫些什麼呢？

Make America terrible again.

讓美國再次可怕 (川普的原句為：讓美國再次偉大)

Free milkshakes.

免費奶昔

- Free milkshakes. - Yeah.

- 免費奶昔 - 沒錯

- Ivanka 20/20. - Ivanka 20/20.

- 伊凡卡 20 分滿分 (伊凡卡是川普的女兒) - 伊凡卡 20 分滿分

He's already campaigning for Ivanka then?

他已經在為伊凡卡的政治生涯鋪路了嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼

What do you guys think so far.

你們覺得目前為止怎麼樣？

- Do you think this is pretty accurate? - Next can we do Hillary Clinton.

- 你覺得畫的像嗎？ - 下一次我們可以畫希拉蕊．柯林頓

I think that's looking pretty good.

我覺得這看起來很讚

I think this is the most fun Cut comic video I've ever done.

我覺得這是我拍過的 Cut 系列影片中最有趣的了

Well good.

太好了

Alright Maddox, can you hold it up and show us?

好啦 Maddox，你可以把畫拿起來展示給鏡頭看嗎？

You take this side.

妳拿這邊

I'll take this side.

我來拿這邊

- Donald Trump. - Donald Trump.

- 唐納．川普 - 唐納．川普

- Trump. - Yeah, I like it.

- 川普 - 我愛這張圖

- Yeah good job. - Thank you.

- 做得好！ - 謝啦！

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