When did I know I wanted to be an actor?

我什麼時候知道自己想當演員？

When did Shakespeare know that he wanted to write?

那莎士比亞什麼時候知道自己想創作？

When did Starbucks make his first Frappuccino?

還有，星巴克什麼時候開始做星冰樂？

That one got me Dr. Strange.

這動作有像奇異博士喔！

A true actor only wants to act.

真正的演員一心一意只想演戲。

And the reality is I don't know how to do anything else.

但事實是，我也不會做其他事。

You okay over there?

你還好嗎？

Yep, it's very important to stay hydrated.

OK 啊，只是要多喝水，不要渴了自己。

It's... the other side...

是...另一邊喔... 。

Where are the instructions?

說明書在哪？

Great acting requires training.

精湛的演技透過訓練而來。

You have to train hard to act great.

嚴格的訓練造就完美的演技。

Are we going to do anything besides watch episodes of Sherlock?

除了看《新世紀福爾摩斯》之外，我們還要做什麼嗎？

Now you made me miss my favorite part so I have to rewind it to the beginning.

你讓我錯過最愛的部分啦，所以我要從頭開始看了。

You need to learn from the master.

你要拜師學藝。

It won't be easy.

過程非易事。

Try the line.

試試看這句。

Where's my mother?

我母親在哪？

Again.

再一次。

Where is my mother?

我母親在哪？

Where is your mother?

妳母親在哪？

Where is my mother?!

我母親到底在哪？

WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?!

妳媽到底在哪？！

WHERE IS MY MOTH––

我媽到底––

AGAIN!

再一次！

Where... is my mother?

我母親...在哪呢？

That's it.

就是這樣。

What the hell is wrong with you?

你到底在發什麼神經？

(You) have to feel... it.

(你) 要去感受它。

Good.

很好。

If you want to succeed, you have to really want it.

如果想成功，你要抱持最大的熱情。

And for that to work, your art must be your passion.

為了成功，熱情要成為你的技巧。

The doctor said it's for sure.

醫生很確定。

The test came in positive.

檢驗結果是陽性。

BORING!

無聊透頂！

I mean how are you going to make that go viral?

我是說，這段演出怎麼會爆紅？

Hmm? Do a funny dance.

你們說呢？跳個滑稽的舞還比較實在。

This could go viral, hmm.

這段會爆紅，沒錯。

I just told him I have three months to live.

我剛剛才跟他說，我剩下三個月的壽命。

3 months to live, 3 months to live, UMPH.

活三個月、活三個月，來喔！

Just got the internet pregnant.

網路立馬懷孕囉！

Again! With entertainment.

再一次，但帶有娛樂性。

This course will cover everything.

這堂課程會包含所有面向的訓練。

You're a snake, you're a giraffe reaching up through the canopy of the jungle.

想像自己是一條蛇、一隻頭高於雨林的長頸鹿。

Voice, physicality––you're a bird.

嗓音、體型特徵。想像自己是隻小小鳥。

The wings make you hover over, close your eyes.

翅膀帶你翱翔。閉上雙眼。

You don't oppose your trip.

隨風飛翔。

Everything is beautiful.

萬物皆美好。

Hands, hats, all the important shit

手、帽子，都是重要的道具。

Very good.

很好。

That's the indie.

很印地安風。

I'm a big fat guy who has children on my knee, Ho Ho Ho!

我又大又胖，小孩都坐在我膝上，嘿！嘿！嘿！

Usually you see from the top down.

通常從上往下看。

It's an external to internal transformation.

是從外到裡的改變。

Acting is for me about facing your fears.

對我來說，演戲就是面對恐懼。

and confronting harsh truths.

還有面對殘酷的事實。

I don't like your face.

我不喜歡你的臉。

That's really rude.

太沒禮貌了吧。

Your voice makes me want to vomit.

你的聲音讓我想吐。

You're an asshole.

你真是個混蛋

Truth.

一語道破事實。

Be too much truth.

真相太殘酷。

Never ever too much.

永遠不會太殘酷。

It's about pushing yourself.

就是強迫、督促自己。

No... no!

不...不！

Okay, try like this.

好了，試試這樣

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

不！！！！！！！

HE WAS ONLY A BOY!! DAMN YOU!!!

他只是個孩子，你真該死！！！

That will get you a Golden Globe.

剛剛那段會讓你贏得金球獎。

Easy.

易如反掌。

Do it for the right reasons.

有正當的理由演戲。

The only reason to become an actor is to become famous and rich.

當演員唯一的原因，就是想名利雙收。

And if you succeed you will touch people metaphorically.

如果功成名就，你可以觸摸別人，比喻上來說啦！

You don't have to touch people.

你不用觸碰到其他人。

They might want you to touch it.

不過他們可能想要你碰。

It can get complicated, just it's a metaphor.

再討論下去會越來越複雜，你知道是一種比喻就好。

My name is Benedict Cumberbatch.

我叫 Benedict Cumberbatch。

Welcome to an actor acts.

歡迎來到演員表演班。

Vocal warmups, Benedict Cumberbatch.

現在開始發聲練習，跟著我念 Benedict Cumberbatch。

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch。

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Benedict Cumberbatch。

Good... good on so many levels.

很好...就很多方面來看都很好。