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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

    現在,我想我要分享一些我最喜歡的。

  • "weirdest Halloween ever" stories from you guys.

    "史上最詭異的萬聖節 "故事來自你們。

  • This first one is from @RealAmyJo.

    這第一張是@真實的AmyJo的。

  • She says, "We rang the bell at a house, and the guy was drunk.

    她說:"我們在一戶人家按鈴,那人喝醉了。

  • He had no idea it was Halloween.

    他不知道今天是萬聖節。

  • So he just gave us each a dollar

    所以他就給我們每人一塊錢

  • and then turned off his porch light."

    然後關掉了他的廊燈。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • "Am I a pretty emoji?"

    "我是一個漂亮的表情嗎?"

  • [ Light laughter ]

    [輕笑]

  • This one's from @cam31.

    這張是@cam31的

  • He says, "Once at the mall, I saw five people

    他說:"有一次在商場裡,我看到有5個人

  • walk into a public restroom dressed as Clark Kent.

    穿著克拉克-肯特的衣服走進公共廁所。

  • Five minutes later, all five of them came out

    五分鐘後,他們五個人都出來了。

  • dressed as Superman."

    扮成超人。"

  • -Yeah. -Wow, they really planned it.

    -是啊 他們真的是計劃好了的

  • "Look, it's five birds!

    "快看,是五隻鳥!

  • No. They could be five drones."

    不,他們可能是五架無人機。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Just update.

    只是更新。

  • Yeah, update. Just trying to make it modern.

    是啊,更新。只是想讓它更現代。

  • "I'm gonna call an Uber." You're making it modern.

    "我要叫個Uber來。"你讓它變得現代。

  • Yeah, making Superman modern.

    是啊,讓超人變得現代。

  • This one's from @NatalieWild7.

    這個是@Natalie Wild7的。

  • She says, "My friend and I were walking through a haunted house

    她說:"我和我的朋友走在鬼屋裡

  • when a clown jumped out.

    當一個小丑跳出來的時候。

  • My friend freaked out and screamed, 'Not today, biatch,'

    我的朋友嚇壞了,大叫:"今天不行,賤貨"。

  • and then ran away."

    然後就跑了。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Why go?

    為什麼要去?

  • Stay in your lane, clown.

    呆在你的車道上,小丑。

  • [ Laughter ] Unh-unh!

    [笑] Unh -unh!

  • This one's from @GumGummerson.

    這個是@GumGummerson的。

  • Oh!

    哦!

  • Ol' Gum Gummerson!

    老古姆森!

  • -Old Gum Gummerson. -I've been here many years.

    -老Gum Gummerson.-我在這裡呆了很多年了.

  • I got my prospectin' pan. -Old Gum Gummerson.

    我拿到了我的探礦盤 老Gum Gummerson.

  • Man, get out of here, you -- -Dagnabbit!

    夥計,離開這裡,你... - 該死的!

  • What's Gum say?

    阿膠怎麼說?

  • Gum says, "A trick-or-treater once showed up at my door

    阿膠說:"曾經有一個搗蛋鬼出現在我的門前。

  • in a poncho that had the name John written on it.

    穿著一件寫著約翰名字的披風。

  • When we asked what he was, he replied, 'I'm John.'"

    當我們問他是什麼人時,他回答說:'我是約翰'。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Good costume. -Yeah.

    衣服不錯-是的

  • Then Gum gave him some gum.

    然後阿膠給了他一些口香糖。

  • This one's from @MissLoriT.

    這張是@Miss LoriT的。

  • -Oh, @MrsLoriT. -Oh, Mrs.

    -哦, @LoriT夫人.-哦,夫人

  • Maybe she's married to Mr. T.

    也許她嫁給了T先生。

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • -She says -- -I pity the fool.

    -她說 -- 我可憐這個傻瓜.

  • -What's that? -I pity the fool.

    -那是什麼?-我可憐這個傻瓜.

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Who's married to Mr. T.

    誰和T先生結婚了?

  • The idea was that Superman used to say, "It's a bird."

    這個想法是超人曾經說過,"這是一隻鳥"。

  • "It's a plane. It's Superman."

    "那是一架飛機,是超人是超人。"

  • He didn't say it. The people would say that.

    他沒有說。人們會說。

  • No, humans walking around Metropolis.

    不,是在大都會走動的人類

  • Right, would go, "Oh, my gosh,

    對,會去,"哦,我的天哪。

  • it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman.

    這是一隻鳥,這是一架飛機,這是超人。

  • Oh, it's a plane. No, it's Superman."

    哦,是一架飛機。不,是超人。"

  • Now you're saying, "Is that a drone?"

    現在你又說 "那是無人機嗎?"

  • That's correct, or is that a -- some type of --

    沒錯,還是說這是一種... ... 某種... ...

  • -Person. -A flying --

    -人。-A flying --

  • A remote-control flying thing?

    遙控飛行的東西?

  • Is that some sort of a flying device?

    那是某種飛行裝置嗎?

  • Maybe Balloon Boy?

    也許是氣球男孩?

  • And so people say, "Is that a drone or Balloon Boy?"

    所以人們說,"那是無人機還是氣球男孩?"

  • No, by golly.

    不,天哪。

  • -It's just Superman. -In fact, it's just Superman.

    -只是超人而已-事實上,只是超人。

  • Yet again I was tricked.

    然而我又一次被騙了。

  • -You fooled me once again. -You fooled me once again.

    -你再一次愚弄了我-你再一次愚弄了我

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Kryptoday and Kryptonite.

    氪日和氪石。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Whaa! Shwack. Trick or treat.

    Whaa!Shwack.不給糖就搗蛋

  • This one's from @PunkReckless. -Yeah.

    這張是@PunkReckless的。-是的

  • She says, "I was dressed as a fortune teller at a party.

    她說:"我在一次聚會上打扮成算命先生。

  • A guy asked me to read his palm,

    有個人讓我給他看手相。

  • so I told him he'd get drunk and have a good time.

    所以我告訴他,他會喝得酩酊大醉,玩得很開心。

  • He came back an hour later, told me I was the real deal.

    一個小時後他回來了,告訴我我是真的。

  • Then he fell over a table."

    然後他從桌子上摔了下來。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • This last one is from @MattLong1.

    最後一個是@MattLong1的。

  • He says, "I once got so drunk at a Halloween party

    他說:"我曾經在萬聖節派對上喝得爛醉如泥。

  • that when I got home, I egged my own house."

    當我回家的時候,我給自己的房子打了雞蛋。"

  • There you have it, everybody.

    各位,這就是了。

  • Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

    這些都是 "今夜秀標籤"。

  • To check out more of our favorites,

    要查看更多我們的最愛。

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    去tonightshow.com/hashtags。

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在,我想我要分享一些我最喜歡的。

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