Hey wait Hosuh, is there something wrong with you?

You're looking a little more bald.....

and round

Daniel I think we got the wrong guy.

[D] So today we're gonna be playing can you escape a kidnapping? no you cant do not resist

[S] Whoooo!!!

[H] So excited XD

[S] Yeah, I'm excited.

[D] You know, if you don't go outside it'll be fine. i can confirm that

but if you're anyone famous like-like us

You would need to you know be aware,

so today so we're gonna play that quiz.

Number One:

You're walking down the street.

Someone jumps you and tries to put you into their van. ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

What do you do?

A) Don't resist

B) dont resist

Or C) dont resist

[J] B final answer cuz I'm not-I'm not gonna go without a fight.

[S] Yeah, I mean like what other answer is there other than B?

Oh, hey nice young chap

I would appreciate it if you sure didn't take me in this van

[H ] I was gonna say C, but then like

You convinced me

[D]All right, B is the wrong answer. do not resist

[S] Whooo! Who would had thought?! OMG

[D] You know some people don't resist because

they don't want to be retarded

Yeah, some people do pick A you know

they don't try to fight it as much because they don't want to get hurt but the potential of escape outweighs the danger of

resistance but let's say you fail to resist and now you're in their vehicle. What do you do first?

A) Do you keep on talking to see what they sound like?

B) Do you stay quiet at B observer and figure out why you're kidnapped or C try to jump out of the truck?

So we're blindfolded though, right and are we tied up you're tied up? Oh

Well, then don't jump out of the car. great life advice

You'll get like three feet before they stop so it's probably the best just to sit down and enjoy the ride

I mean the answer like talked to them raining like you're their voice or whatever that's better than nothing, right?

I would say try to jump out cuz you never know what's gonna happen once you reach the destination

Maybe when they're when you could tell they're like at a red light

Then you jump out but then would it make it easier for you to get caught again?

Cause if they're moving then they would have to stop go

Backwards get out and get you cuz then at least you have some time with that but stop light

It's like oh crap. He got out. Let's all get out of the car and get him

But as long as you can start a commotion, that's true

Yeah

You have a higher chance of being

saved because people will see that. Well if you have the opportunity to jump off of the cliff

you should. WHaT! Literally impossible.

You'll just fall on your face. Cuz after a certain while of you being kidnapped the

percentage of kids dying anyway gets higher. Yeah,

Hmm, okay, but you couldn't jump out cuz the doors were locked. Let's say now you're at their hideout. They haven't killed you yet

So they want you alive the kidnapper is in front of you with the mask on, what do you do? Punch him

[J]I'm tied down to a chair in my head. [S]Oh, so im smart and *dont resist*

Is there multiple choice? cause I wanna- You could give them the silent treatment you could try to build rapport with them

Befriend them or you could just make their lives miserable. You just start screaming

Yeah, just like be annoying. Why why wouldn't you want to be annoying? Wow, so they don't shoot you in the head

Oh my god, this kid is so annoying

Dude, this is some sort of off-topic but have you guys ever heard of that

phenomenon where people fall in love with her kidnapper? Stockholm Syndrome? Yeah. I don't want that to happen

So I'm definitely not gonna have a conversation with them

like I'm just like talking and like what's your favorite movie and he's like Inception and I'm like

HUH I love Inception!

So, I'm just going to give him a silent treatment. I want to talk to them. Like why am I here? I need to know

Well, obviously they want you alive for a ransom ( ° ͜ʖ °)

You're all not families with political politicians I guess (Wha what? YOU GOT A POLITICAL POLITICIAN IN YOUR FAMILY???)

Is there- is there some other reason that they could be keeping you ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)? Some other

reason that I don't want to mention because it's YouTube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All three options have been chosen and the answer is to share your memes.

Shut up Daniel you're wrong. No one likes you. Your stinky. you mean face. Of course you should keep your dignity

But you should talk to them befriend them so that whatever they're doing to you psychologically

It's harder for that person to kill ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿), rape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or harm a person ( ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆)

Is now a human being to you. So you tried to build rapport with them, whatever. They haven't killed you yet

You've been locked up here for a while. What do you do on your spare time? Think of comic ideas or video ideas?

Oh whoah that's exactly what I would do too

Write a novel?

Think of like what I'd mentioned in the video that I'm definitely gonna make about getting kidnapped which that would make a good YouTube video though

gotta say. I've been kidnapped *not clickbait*

Ya know how when someone's kidnapped or caught were locked up in their room they spend their time training

Oh yeah

in movies and then there's like training sequence and then after like we're like doing push-ups and whatever

Uh-huh. All right. Yeah workout is perfect

You need to have a routine, which always makes the time go faster

If you have the right mentality to survive and you're more likely to survive. Oh, you hear cops coming breaking into the house

Heck yeah, they found you. How do you react? A) sit tight

don't do anything. B) scream for help C) run out if you can run out. What do you do? I'd murder these cops

Stockholm syndrome got the best of it

I would like definitely like have my hands in the air first thing

I do hands in the air cuz that's what you're supposed to do when police are present and

Then I would I would wait five minutes and then if they haven't found me

then I would like walk out with my hands out seems like a good idea because like what if we're like in a basement that's

Underneath a rug, you know, and so the cops like aren't gonna find us what if the ransom is get reminded

Oh, right. We had a prisoner

okay, uh

We need to kill these guys before we leave so they come back and they kill us and then they leave so the answer can

be either a

Not say anything in lay on the ground or B shop for help us stay on the spot

One thing you should never do is run out and screaming running out because the cops are in like very high tense

Situation when they're breaking into a house where there's potential people with guns in that situations. They don't know what you're look like

Yeah

like after a month remain where you are

lay on the ground if they come in to say your your name and say I'm a good guy or

Congratulations, you've escaped. Yes

And if you guys want more information about what to do

When your kidnap please go to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. We'll leave the little link down in the descriptions

It's always good to have a nice read about these types of things. It's good to put what know stay safe

It's good to stay safe guys. So go go check it out. Anything to add James? Um

Wear seatbelt, haha. It's too easy

When you're blindfolded and being transported can I wear a seatbelt, please?

Oh you guys should wear seatbelts too

Hello everybody and thank you so much for watching to the end of the video

I sometimes don't know if you guys actually watch until the end. Yeah, you know you don't you never know

Thanks James for recording with us. You're always the best. You're super nice, man. I really appreciate you

Oh and oh there that's me walking

wearing a sexy merch at grab a cop slash DanPlan

Man, look at that sexy bud

Mm-hmm

Also this music that you're hearing right now is from our favorite singer Jenny. She also sang our last ultra merch

music, man

She's way too talented. You guys should check her out as well

Okay. Okay. I got a I got a focus on what I need to talk about the merch that you guys seen right now

I ordered a bunch of them and film Stephen wearing it. So you guys can take a look

I know we're teasing the Stephen's face revealed. It's never gonna happen

there's

There's still seven -maybe in 1 million subs- there's still seven days left of these merch being donated to Direct Relief

There's been hurricane Florence. It's been happening in to the United States

You guys should be donating to your local charities to help people out that's affected by this or directly donate to Direct Relief

Otherwise if you are going to buy our merch anyway

just know that all the proceeds will be donated to Direct Relief to support the people that are affected by Hurricane Florence or

whatother cause that may be happening around the world

Okay

There's only seven days left go check it out. No surprisingly. A lot of you guys are buying the hoodie. I

Really thought the crewneck would sell them Oh since we promoted the crewneck like crazy

So this time I'm just gonna be walking around with the hoodie. I

I really need to learn how to walk like a decent human being I thought that walk was really cool

but now that I see in this slow motion, it looks really really stupid. All right, I'm done talking. You just enjoy Jenny singing

Bye!!! ^^

Excuse me, sir. Are you trying to- are you trying to expose yourself from all those children over there?

I'm kidding Daniel. Don't worry