Carl!

卡尔!

Dude what the hell, man?

怎麼了 ?

Be careful, be careful!

小心 ! 小心 !

AHHH, AHHH!! AHH!!!!!! AHHH

*慘叫*

What the hell is this, man?!

這是甚麼情況 ?

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

地板上都是岩漿

Really?

真的 ? 快走 !

Let's go!

好吧，把電話传給我

Alright, just pass me my phone?

在哪 ? 化妝檯上 !

Where is it?

冷靜點

On the dresser!

布雷特! 喔，儿子你怎麼了 ?

Calm down.

天呀 ! !

Brett?!

我爬不上去

Oh what up, son?

好的各位，幫我，我爬不上去，沒多久的時間了

Oh my god, Brett!

來吧布雷特. 你真要離開我吗？ 如果你多去健身房 (Zumba) 就不會重成這副鬼樣

I can't climb that...

鬼樣一般的重？我救了你一命 ! 如果不是我你早就睡死在岩漿裡了 !

Alright guys. Alright help me out, I can't get across.

老兄我寧願死在岩漿裡也不要和你在一起.可以滚开吗?

There is no time.

為何你不直接搬走 ?

Come on, Brett.

搬走 ?!

You're leaving me?!

這是我的地方，你才应该離開 ! 快回來 !

Maybe if you came to Zoomba more often, you wouldn't be such a dead-weight.

*爭吵*

Dead-weight? I literally just saved your life! You'd be sleeping in lava if it wasn't for me!

各位 ! 各位 !

Dude, I'd rather be sleeping in lava than spending time with you.

聽著我知道 .... 我們都很害怕

00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,700

好，只有一個方法才可以離開

00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,220 Hey, whoa!

一同合作

This is my place. You move out!

如何 ?

Come on back here. Come on back here, I dare you!

Hip-Hip.

- I'm coming right there! - Yeah come on!

萬歲 ...

Guys, GUYS!

拜託各位 ...

Listen, I get it!

萬歲 !

We're all scared.

室友同心協力 !

Okay, and the only way we're gonna get through this,

各位就是這樣 ! 室友们 !

is as friends together.

Hip hip

What do you say?

*事故的跳*

Hip, hip!

*死亡慘叫声*

Ugh, hooray...

布雷特!

Come on guys!

卡尔!

Hip, hip!

卡尔 ! 我們必須得上到閣樓去 !

Hooray!

讓我抓住好嗎 ? 我明白了兄弟。

HIP, HIP!!!

謝了，兄弟

Hooray.

你做到了...

Roommates, through and through!

好吧。你下一個。 把手給我

That's right, guys.

好了，我握緊你了 我抓你上去

*off-screen* Roommates, driving through!

我做不到 我握緊了你

Hip, hip.

卡尔 我很抱歉 ! 我抱歉我是個爛室友 結束了再説

AH, AHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH. AHHH!!! AAHHHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!!

你也很棒，難以置信你連洗廁所也不洗?

BRETT!!!

不管如何

*off-screen* Carl!

我很高興認識你，希望你找到個更好的室友

Carl!

現在是凌晨三點，我七點就要起床準備好！

We need to get to the attic!

七點！

Eh, land me a hand, yeah?

真像跟一群玩闹的屁孩同住

I got you, bro.

晚安 布雷特。晚安 凯西

Thank you, son.

晚安 凯西

You got it, man.

不！

Alright, you go first.

Okay, okay.

You're next. Give me your hand.

Okay, alright I'm gonna swing up!

I got ya!

AHHHH!! AHH, AHHH!

I'm not gonna make it!

I GOT YOU!

Carl, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for being a bad roommate!

Let's do this later.

You're amazing man. An incredible roommate. Even if you never clean the bathroom!

Oh..

Anyways, it's been nice knowing you. I hope you find a better roommate!

DON'T SLIP!! QUINN!!!

NOO!!!

QUINN!!!

Hey, hey!

HEY!!!

It's three in the morning, and I have to be up at seven.

SEVEN!

Just like living with a bunch of kids!

Good night, Brett.

Good night, Casey.

Night, Casey.

NO!