"My Weird Superstition" stories from you guys.

各位提供的故事「我的超古怪迷信」

Here we go. This first one's from @JesseBetts11.

開始囉。第一個來自 @JesseBetts11

He says, "Whenever I'm home alone,

他說：「每次我自己一個人在家

I always say, 'I see you'

我都會說『我看到你了』

before falling asleep just to see if anyone responds."

在睡前這樣看看有沒有人回應。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

"Okay, okay. Then I'll leave then.

「好的、好的。然後我就會離開

You can see me? I thought I was hiding but --"

你可以看到我嗎？我覺得我正在躲起來但是 --」

-Yeah. -"All right."

-耶。 -「好吧。」

This one's from @hasasimo.

這個是 @hasasimo

He says, "My brother-in-law doesn't allow his mother

他說：「我的連襟不讓他媽媽

into the room if the Dallas Cowboys are winning.

進去房間，如果達拉斯牛仔隊贏了的話

If she's already in the room, he doesn't let her leave.

如果她已經在房間了，他就不會讓她離開

He's done this for over 20 years.

他這樣做已經 20 年了

The cowboys haven't been to a Super Bowl in over 20 years."

牛仔隊已經超過 20 年沒有進超級盃了。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Hey, leave your mom alone!

嘿，別煩你媽媽！

-It's his fault. -Yeah.

-這是他的錯。-對呀

This one's from @NicolaFry1980.

這位是 @NicolaFry1980

She says, "When I take painkillers,

她說：「我吃止痛藥的時候，

I have to whisper what's wrong with me first

我要先輕聲地說我的症狀

like 'headache' or 'sore shoulder,'

像是『頭痛』或『肩膀痠痛』

or else the medicine won't know where to go."

不然藥會不知道要往哪裡去。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

"Sore shoulder."

「肩膀痠痛」

-Mnh. -I like that one.

-嗯 -我喜歡這個

This one's from @RunningUnicorns.

這則來自 @RunningUnicorns

Ohh.

喔

How quaint.

真妙

She says, "I never eat the first Pringle

她說：「我不會吃罐裝品客裡的第一片洋芋片，

in a can, that' s the barrier Pringle.

那是品客柵欄，

I throw it away every time."

我每次都把它丟掉。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

-What? Oh, yeah. -Yeah, no.

-什麼？喔耶 -不

"No, no, no, that's the barrier Pringle.

「不、不、不，這是品客柵欄

Unh-unh. Nice try!"

嗯。做得好！」

-That's got factory germs on it. -"Nice try.

-會有工廠的細菌在上面 -「做得好。

I don't want anything to do with that one."

我不想沾染上細菌。」

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from @timeofbacon.

這則來自 @timeofbacon

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Time of bacon. -Yeah.

-培根的時間 -是的

He says, "Any time someone on TV winks, I have to wink back."

他說：「只要有人在電視上眨眼，我就會眨回去。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

[ Audience cheering ]

[觀眾歡呼]

"I see you!"

「我看到你了！」

"Who?!"

「誰？！」

This one's from @motownphyllie.

這則來自 @motownphyllie

She says -- This is great. -What'd she say?

她說 -- 這很讚 -她說了什麼？

"When I was little, my mom told me that every grain

「在我小時候，我媽媽跟我說

of rice I didn't finish in my dinner bowl

碗裡沒吃掉的每粒米

would be a zit on my future husband's face."

都會變成我未來丈夫臉上的痘痘。」

[ Audience "ohhs", laughter ]

[觀眾「喔」、笑聲]

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

What?! Oh, my goodness.

什麼？！喔，我的天啊

-Wow. -Oh.

-哇 -喔

This one's from @DarolineCavrnas.

這則來自 @DarolineCavrnas

She says, "I had a bad case of the hiccups,

她說：「我有一次打嗝得很誇張

and they finally went away when I talked about Sandra Bullock.

當我講到珊卓·布拉克，就不會打嗝了

Now my brother and I will discuss Sandra Bullock

現在我兄弟和我會在我們其中一人打嗝時

when one of us have hiccups and they always go away."

談論珊卓·布拉克，每次都有用。」

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Really? That's the secret?

真的嗎？原來這是秘方？

Stare at a spoon and just think of Sandra Bullock.

盯著湯匙然後想一下珊卓·布拉克

Yeah, Bandra Sullock.

耶，珊卓·布拉克

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Hiccups ] You just gave me hiccups.

[打嗝] 你把打嗝傳給我了

Yeah, I gave you the hiccups.

對呀，我把打嗝傳給你了

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This last one's from @rtran1251.

最後一則來自 @rtran1251

You think that's a robot?

你覺得那是機器人嗎？

I hope so.

希望如此

She says, "I halfway believe in aliens,

她說：「我對外星人半信半疑，

but I try my hardest not to think about them

但我儘可能不去想他們

because if they're real, they for sure read minds

因為如果外星人是真的，他們一定會讀心術

and then they'd know that I know that they know."

然後他們就會知道我知道他們知道。」

Oh. Okay.

喔。好的

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

There you have it, those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

就是這些了，這些都在 「Tonight Show 主題標籤」

To check out more of our favorites,

去看看更多我們喜歡的貼文

Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

搜尋 tonightshow.com/hashtags