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  • ♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

    翻譯/時間軸 : 卡艾倫

  • - (FBE) Give me your best guess as to what we're doing today.

    猜猜看我們今天要做甚麼

  • - If it's a laugh challenge, I'm done with you guys.

    如果是忍笑大挑戰的話

  • - (FBE) Today you're doing a laugh challenge.

    我現在就輸了 各位

  • - Yay! (chuckles)

    今天要忍笑大挑戰喔

  • I've won once, so I have one under my belt.

    水啦!!

  • - I usually always lose to challenges.

    我贏過一次 我有成功過一次

  • So hopefully not today.

    這挑戰我一直輸

  • - Oh my gosh, this one again.

    所以希望今天不會

  • But okay, I think I practiced. I've been watching some videos.

    喔買尬 又來了

  • So I think I'll do a good job this time.

    但沒問題 我練習過了 我有看過一些影片了

  • - (FBE) As usual, the fans have submitted these videos

    我覺得這次我可以的

  • to try to break you. - You're probably gonna get me.

    跟平常一樣 這些影片是粉絲提供的 為了就是打敗你

  • Good job in advance.

    你可能會打敗我

  • - I'm coming for you. I got this.

    先提前恭喜你

  • - You guys are gonna try to beat me, but you can't.

    來吧 我會贏的

  • - Good luck, 'cause it REALLY takes something funny

    想要打敗我 你們是做不到的

  • or REALLY something stupid to make me laugh.

    祝我好運

  • ♪ (dramatic hip hop music) ♪

    我很容易被好笑或者很蠢的東西給逗笑

  • - Aw, look at the doggies.

    喔 看看這些狗

  • - ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton ♪ - (laughing)

    這樣我就笑了 不能太多了

  • That is all I needed! That is it.

    在饒舌的狗?

  • (buzzer)

    我竟然第一個就輸了

  • ♪ (dramatic hip hop music) ♪

    它們好可愛

  • - ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton

    我快哭出來了 我憋到臉好痛

  • Don't need a gun to get respect... ♪

    當你媽說 一起帶上你兄弟

  • - Singing dogs or talking dogs.

    不要!

  • - ♪ The bastard son

    看起來那穿著無袖的 有個好的開始

  • Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family

    ♪ 靠近我♪ ♪ 來吧 移動你的身體♪

  • ♪ (mellow interlude) ♪

    ♪ 來吧 移動你的身體♪

  • (buzzer)

    ♪ 來吧 移動你的身體♪

  • - ♪ I am the one, don't weigh a ton

    ♪我停下來 凝視著你♪

  • Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

    ♪ 走在海岸旁 ♪

  • Under the sun

    天啊 ♪我試著集中精神 ♪

  • - I can't believe you got me with the first one. (chuckles)

    ♪ 但我的心想要去探索♪ ♪去探索♪

  • (buzzer)

    要忍...笑

  • - ♪ Under the sun, the bastard son

    ♪ .心想要去探索♪ ♪去探索♪

  • Will pop the Glock ♪ - Aw. They're too cute.

    不要笑 不要 不要

  • - I'm going to cry right now. My face is hurting.

    我覺得他超尷尬

  • - "When you mom says, 'Take your brother with you.'"

    ♪ 當我看到你 ♪

  • No!

    ♪ 喔 我陷入愛河裡了 ♪

  • - ♪ Woo, whoa, whoa ♪ - Already off to a good start...

    ♪ 毫無疑問 你看起來很棒♪

  • with cut-off sleeves.

    ♪ 哇♪

  • - ♪ Close to mine ♪ - ♪ Come on, move your body

    我不行

  • Come on, move your body

    ♪ ...你看起來很棒♪

  • - ♪ I stop and stare at you

    ♪ 哇♪

  • Walking on the shore

    ♪ 女孩 我想... ♪ 這太難了 他們都在笑

  • - Oh God. - ♪ I try to concentrate

    但我才不會

  • My mind wants to explore ♪ - ♪ To explore

    ♪ 只要讓我...♪

  • - Trying not... to laugh.

    他們為什麼要笑? 這根本不好笑

  • Ha ha. (buzzer)

    ♪ 別懷疑 我就是那唯一的男人 ♪

  • - ♪ ...mind wants to explore ♪ - ♪ To explore

    ♪ 哇 ♪ ♪ 誰能愛你像... ♪

  • - Stop laughing. Stop. Stop.

    我沒聽過這首歌 你們有聽過嗎?

  • - I feel so embarrassed for him.

    ♪ 只要讓我跟你在一起♪

  • - ♪ ...when I look at you

    ♪ 我愛的女人♪

  • Oh, I fall in love

    他真的很認真 他盡全力了

  • No doubt you look so fine ♪ - ♪ Whoa

    你們太壞了

  • - (laughs) I can't!

    喔 有小男孩要唱歌

  • (buzzer)

    ♪ 澳大利亞人讓我們歡笑吧 ♪

  • - ♪ ...you look so fine ♪ - ♪ Whoa

    那可憐的小男孩打嗝了

  • - ♪ Girl, I wanna make... ♪ - It's hard. They're all laughing,

    我為他感到難過

  • but I'm trying not to.

    Jenna 你有笑喔

  • - ♪ Just let me be with... ♪

    這是可愛但又他媽的最慘事情了

  • - Why are they laughing? It's not funny.

    喔不

  • - ♪ No doubt, I'm the only man

    恩 我覺得他需要上些音樂課

  • - ♪ Whoa ♪ - ♪ Who can love you like... ♪

    你努力了 小傢伙

  • - I've never heard the song. Have you?

    他很努力了

  • - ♪ Just let me be with

    我喜歡那小孩

  • The woman that I love (harmonizes) ♪

    他笑得很開心

  • (judges snickering)

    笑聲就像機關槍一樣

  • - (laughs)

    你們真是太壞了

  • (buzzer)

    王八蛋

  • - ♪ (harmonizes) ♪

    救命 這好難

  • (judges snickering)

    給可憐的寶寶一個吻!

  • - Lookit. He's so serious. He's trying his best.

    我們愛你

  • You guys are dicks.

    那寶寶好像不喜歡

  • ♪ (fanfare) ♪

    影片到目前為止 出現好幾個寶寶

  • - Aw. Okay. A little boy singing.

    別這樣玩她了 她還很小

  • - ♪ Australians all let us rejoice

    妳開心嗎? 耶

  • (hiccup) - Aww.

    我要再給媽媽一個吻

  • Poor little guy got hiccup.

    不好笑

  • - ♪ We've go-(hiccup)-lden ♪ - Aw, I feel bad for him.

    不好笑

  • - (FBE) Jenna, that's a smile!

    我叔叔寄給我這張畢業賀卡

  • (buzzer)

    上面寫著Alifia

  • - ♪ ...and wealth for toi-(hiccup) ♪

    但我不知道她是誰

  • - That's the cutest mother[bleep] thing.

    他們沒寫對我的名字

  • - ♪ Rich and rare (hiccup) ♪

    然後...

  • - Oh no.

    隨便你們怎麼叫拉 只要有錢就行啦!!!!!

  • - ♪ In history's page ♪ - Well, I think he needs singing lessons.

    不 我剛剛都做得很好

  • - ♪ In joyful strai-(hiccup) ♪ - You got this, little guy.

    但那太好笑了

  • - ♪ ...let us sing

    隨便你們怎麼叫拉 只要有錢就行啦!!!!!

  • Advance

    不 不 不 不!! 不要

  • Australia fair

    我喜歡這個

  • (applause)

    你在飄在空中 在水中漂浮

  • - Tried his best.

    他要去哪裡?

  • I like that kid.

    這我們都看了萬億次了

  • - (laughing)

    粉絲們最愛了

  • - (mother) Don't get stuck.

    然後 C. J. McCollum...

  • (baby laughing)

    好吧

  • - Lookit. He's laughing,

    然後 C. J. McCollum摔倒了

  • like a machine gun. (mother sneezes)

    喔 那滑行差點就讓我笑了

  • You guys are dicks.

    不知道到了那裏會發生甚麼事

  • (snickers) Son of a bitch.

    你可以學一下

  • (buzzer)

    真的假的? 你們真聰明

  • (baby laughs) (mother sneezes)

    開始吧

  • - Aw.

    不!! 不!! 不!!

  • (mother sneezes)

    剛剛那就是最後一個影片了

  • - Whoops.

    不!

  • - (strained) This is hard. Help.

    我為你加油!! 我們所有人都在為你加油!!!

  • - (parents) Mmmmmm.

    不!

  • - Aw. (baby cries)

    結束囉 你贏了

  • Give the poor baby a kiss!

    喔 終於結束了

  • - (father) We love you.

    這個...就差一點點

  • - The baby doesn't like that.

    你想對讓你笑的粉絲說甚麼

  • - (parents) Mmmm. - There's been a lot of babies so far.

    真的很厲害 都是A+等級

  • - Stop playing with her emotions. She's so tiny.

    做得好 幽默十足

  • - (father) You happy? Yeah.

    做得好 你們又打敗我一次了

  • Okay. I'm gonna give Mama a kiss again.

    我愛笑 給我更多的有趣玩意

  • - (parents) Mmmm.

    謝謝你們的觀看

  • (parents laughing)

    訂閱 每個禮拜都有新影片

  • (baby coos) - It's not funny.

    再見囉 各位

  • It's not funny.

  • - (girl) My uncle sent me this graduation card.

  • Talking about some Alifia.

  • And I don't know who that girl is. Like...

  • (envelope rustling)

  • They don't-- don't have my name right.

  • And l--

  • (snickers giddily)

  • Call me what you want, but you can't call me broke!!

  • Ha ha ha! - (giggles)

  • No!! I was doing so good!!

  • That was so funny! Oh!

  • (buzzer)

  • - (girl) Call me what you want, but you can't call me broke!!

  • Ha ha ha!

  • - (breathes heavily)

  • ♪ (upbeat music) ♪

  • - No! No, no, no! Come on.

  • ♪ (synthpop) ♪

  • - I love these ones.

  • - You're in the air, floating in water.

  • - Where is he going?

  • - ♪ It's late and I'm a... ♪

  • - We've all seen it a billion times.

  • - (commentator) The fans are loving it.

  • And then C. J. McCollum... - Whoops.

  • Oop. (laughs) Okay.

  • (buzzer)

  • - (commentator) And then C. J. McCollum drops.

  • - Oh, that slide almost got me.

  • Argh. Argh.

  • ♪ (synthpop) ♪

  • - It's getting to the point

  • where you don't know what's happening.

  • - (FBE) Yeah, you can groove like that for a second.

  • - Really? You're so clever.

  • - (Mikaela) Do a little bam.

  • ♪ (synthpop) ♪

  • - (chuckles)

  • NO!! NO!! NO!!

  • - (FBE) Dude, that was the last video!

  • - NO! AAH!

  • - I was rooting for you!! We were all rooting for you!!

  • - No! (buzzer)

  • ♪ (synthpop) ♪

  • - (Michael) OW! (Miracle laughing)

  • (silence)

  • (ding) - (FBE) That's it. You won.

  • - Ah. Finally.

  • Those ones were... so close.

  • - (FBE) What do you want to say to the fan who got you to laugh?

  • - They were intense. We were A-plus.

  • - Really good job. Substantial humor.

  • - Good job. You beat me again.

  • - (Latin accent) I love to laugh. Give me more funny stuff.

  • - Thanks for watching, everyone.

  • - Subscribe for new shows every week.

  • - Bye, guys.

  • - Hey, guys. I'm Zach, a producer at the React channel.

  • Thank you so much for watching.

  • And if you have a funny video,

  • make sure you leave it in the comments.

  • See ya!

  • ♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

翻譯/時間軸 : 卡艾倫

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