Like an emotional rollercoaster, huh?

彷彿你的情緒坐上了雲霄飛車對吧？

Do you ever feel like you are on the rollercoaster, Charlie Brown?

查理布朗，你是否曾經覺得自己坐在雲霄飛車上呢？

How about bumper cars?

我想的是......碰碰車？

I've been thinking about your case a lot lately.

最近我一直在思考你的情況。

That's very gratifying.

我好感動。

You know where your trouble is, Charlie Brown?

查理布朗，你知道自己的問題在哪嗎？

You don't have a personal philosophy!

你沒有確立自己的人生哲學！

You need to develop a philosophy that will carry you through times of stress.

你需要建立一套哲學，幫助自己度過壓力。

Can you do that?

你能做到嗎？

Can you develop a personal philosophy?

你可以建立自己的人生哲學嗎？

Think, Charlie Brown. Think hard!

動動腦袋，查理布朗。用力想想看！

Umm...

這個嘛......

Life is like an ice cream cone.

生命就像是冰淇淋甜筒。

You have to learn to lick it!

你得學會怎麼舔它！

That's the most stupid philosophy I've ever heard!

這是我聽過最愚蠢的哲學了！

I can't do anything for someone who has the philosophy like that!

我無法幫助抱持那種想法的人！

You are hopeless, Charlie Brown!

你真是沒救了，查理布朗！

It's hard to develop a real personal philosophy in less than 20 seconds...

要在 20 秒內發展出一套人生哲學，真的很困難啊......