字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Well you guys look super miserable vacationing without me. - Oh really? Cuz uh, we're having a blast I don't know what you think you thought you saw girl. - Quinta! - Okay I'm sorry Ash of course we would be having more fun if you were here you know that - We miss you - Yeah - Yeah it sucks you have to babysit your cousin. - Yeah - Normally I'd love an excuse to stay home but in this case it kinda sucks. - Yeah - Yeah why didn't your mom and aunt bring you on the cruise? - I hate boats (Nautical jingle) I don't trust it. Plus I haven't hung out with her in years. I'm excited to hang. - Alright well um our surf lesson is about to start. - Alright bye girl love you - We have to go we have to go love you bye (blows kiss) - Oh okay okay bye love you guys send pictures. Bye. (sighs) - Um, you can sleep on the couch it's super comfortable. Or I have got an air matress. - Wait how old did you think I was? - 12... 13... Mature for your age. - I'm 16. - Oh, damn Gina. - Who's Gina? - Oh my god. (Drum beat) - Hey! - Wanna order a pizza? - Sure, pepperoni? - Oh, yeah! Okay yeah, Let me get my laptop Should be around here-- - Ordered. - What? - Pizzapp, It's the new pizza app. - Oh yeah, totally I just downloaded GrubHub. - Oh. - Yep. (Sudden bang) - What the? Oh, uh it's just the newspaper the new newspaper boy is always late. - Wait, you get real newspaper? - Oh, uh yeah but I got it the old fashioned way you know got goaded into it by a kid selling door to door. - Ah. - Yeah. It's pretty cool. Words, printed. (folk music) Oh, is this yesterday's? Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper. - That's hilarious. Also sorry. - Haha! I got it on snap. - What? - What's your snap? I wanna see it. - Followed. - Cool - Wait, I wanna see, what are you guys looking at? - Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper Whoa, how'd you zoom in? Oh, kidding, I've zoomed Obviously, know how to zoom. Oh I can. - Hey Diego! Hey I think you missed my house - Oh sorry. - Hi! - Avery! - Diego, come on! Work with me Diego I got it. Kids these days. - Thanks Ashley - No worries. - Thanks - Bye dude - Later, bro. - Bye, soldier - Aye aye, captian (laughing) - What? Zoom, classic. That's a classic snap chat move. - I should probably get heading out I still have five blocks to go. - Diego, the paper was supposed to be here like 12 hours ago, as a person you're really top notch, but as a paper boy, you kinda suck. - Okay you know the paper's not even the priority anyways I'm currently mapping the fastest bike routes for the new app I'm developing. - Cool. - Why are you even delivering paper then? - Later. - Later. - Diego, I asked you a question Izzy it's important for responsibilities sake. Siri, how do you zoom in on Snapchat? No one listens to me around here. (playful music) - I can't believe you bought me dolls. - I forgot you grew up. - Dolls are such a controversial gift. - I got you Legos too - Yeah but still. - Okay, what toy was I supposed to get you? - Nothing, I'm 16. - Okay, okay, fair. - That's what sucks about millennials, you guys don't even know how ignorant you can be. - You did not even know who Martin Lawrence was. (rodent squeaks) Did you? (rodent squeaks) Guess I'll go peek inside the vent. - No! - What? Why not? - Those are like famous last words. - What kind of garbage movies are you watching where someone's last words were "Well, guess I'll go peek inside the vent"? I'mma go peek inside the vent. I don't see anything. What are you doing? - Soundzimming the noise. It's a didelphis, otherwise known as an American possum. - Oh man! (possum roars) (Ashly screams) (Izzy screams) (both screaming) Run! - [Both] The pizza! - Problem solved. - Yeah what are we going to do about the possums though? - Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks Pam. Okay. Yep. See you in the morning. They can't get the possums until tomorrow morning. - What? - I know. But it's the only place that promised they wouldn't kill them. - What are we going to do? - Sleep in the car? - With what pillows and blankets? - I was kinda hoping you'd have a pillow delivery app. - No - You sure? - I don't have a pillow delivery app that would be a terrible app. - That would be a great app, and super helpful right now - Yeah, like someone is going to gain any success in Silicon Valley based purely off this one instance. - Pillows go flat all the time! Okay, people don't talk about it but they do. Also if you have a guest over and you need an extra pillow Boom! Pillow app. - Great pitch. - Needs some work. - A lot. - You know what, if I had a pillow app I wouldn't have to do this. Talley Ho! (epic music) - No! - Ah! Oh my god I feel so alive! - That was nuts! - Woo feels like Christmas morning and I just opened 27 presents. - Give me the pillow - Bam bam bam (horn honking) (snoring) (knocking) - Hi! - Oh hey. - Animal control is on the front porch looking for you - Great. - What? - Okay - Okay, bye. - Bye, thank you so much oh my god. - Thanks Pam, see you next time. - Great, my phone died. - Hey, wanna play a game? - My phone died - Pick a color. - Yellow. - Y-E-L-L-O-W. - Five. - Five. - You'll enjoy a warm cup of soup one day. - That's barely a fortune. - I don't make the rules. - Yes you literally do, do it again. - Oh, okay, Color? - Purple. - P-U-R-P-L-E (both laughing) - Two. - Two. - Your mom. It was a joke. Cuz, your mom's my aunt. You're gunna die one day? What? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? (upbeat piano) It's fine, I don't need any help - Sorry - Thanks - Hey, can you show me how to make that? - This? The fortune teller? - Yeah - Oh yeah, totally. - Cool. - Cool. - Izzy have you ever played mash? ♫ Be on the look out for this one ♫ She's only looking to have fun (upbeat music)