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  • Okay, almost time to register for my freshman year classes.

    好,是時候來選大一的課了

  • I've got my coffee, my orientation packet,

    我有咖啡、我的新生指南

  • and my awesome Wi-Fi from Xfinity making sure nothing goes wrong.

    還有 Xfinity 超讚的 Wi-Fi,讓一切都不會出錯

  • Now I just gotta figure out what to take.

    我只要想好要選什麼課

  • Let's see here! The English Department

    來看一下吧!英文系

  • Good morrow, Jennifer. Come to learn more about English.

    早安 (古英文招呼用法),Jennifer。來多學點英國文學

  • Well venture no further. Spend your days reciting poetry

    開啟好的冒險之旅吧!花時間背誦詩集

  • and debating which shades of blue represent melancholy.

    辯論哪個色調的藍色象徵憂鬱

  • Spoiler alert! It's the muted ones.

    以下爆雷!是柔和的藍色

  • Well, I love to read and I do wish more people notice that about me.

    嗯,我喜歡閱讀並也希望更多人注意到

  • And notice they shall! For each day in the English department

    他們必須知道!你在英文系的每天

  • brings a new chance to opine openly on the wonders of Chaucer.

    都有機會在英國詩人 Chaucer 的傳奇中悠遊

  • Or to add a page to your next great American novel

    或是能在你下個偉大美國小說中增添新的篇章

  • Give me a break! People aren't going to read the next great American novel.

    放過我吧!人們不會想唸美國的下一步經典小說

  • They're gonna watch it.

    他們會用看的

  • We're in the golden age of television, kid.

    我們身在電視的黃金年代啊,孩子

  • That's why you gotta take Media Studies

    這就是為何你應該選媒體研究

  • Yeah and maybe I could take a class where I can make a movie.

    對耶,或是我該選堂我能學製作一部電影的課

  • Movie? Real artists call them films.

    電影?真正的藝術家都稱作劇情片

  • Real artists pay no attention to either.

    真正的藝術家才不管 movie 跟 film 的差別

  • Real artists only write and perform sonnets.

    真正的藝術家指創作並朗誦十四行詩

  • Okay okay, well maybe I should learn a more practical skill

    好吧好吧,也許我應該學點實務技能

  • something that could lead to a stable job.

    學些出來能找到穩定工作的東西

  • College is a time to expand your mind.

    大學是讓你開闊胸懷的

  • Do you really think that Shakespeare worried about jobs?

    你真認為莎士比亞曾擔心過工作嗎?

  • Don't listen to them, Jenny.

    別聽他們胡扯,Jenny

  • Computer Science? I don't remember looking this up.

    電腦科學?我不記得我查過這系

  • Yeah, I just hacked into the mainframe.

    對啦,我剛駭入主機

  • Really? Nah, you just forgot you open this tab.

    真假?沒啦,你只是忘記你開了這個頁面

  • But tech is so hot right now

    但科技現在超級夯的

  • Computer Science can help you get an internship at one of those places.

    電腦科學能幫你在那些員工騎摩托車上班、還有室內溜滑梯

  • where they ride around on scooters and have indoor slide.

    的地方找到實習

  • Why settle for being tech support when you could be the face of the company?

    當你可以當公司的門面時,為什麼要接受靠科技來加持啊?

  • In the business school, professors come straight from the boardroom to the classroom.

    在商學院,教授們直接從會議室走進教室

  • Cute. What do you even learn in business classes? Spreadsheet maintenance?

    好棒棒。你還能在商業課學到什麼?試算表系統維護嗎?

  • Not exactly. Studying business will help you with the three Ms.

    才不是。讀商可以幫助你學到 3 M 法則

  • Money, making connections and moving out of your parents house.

    錢、建立連結並搬出你父母的房子

  • Whoop! I want all those things.

    嗚呼!這些我全都想要

  • And so do my parents. Wow!

    我爸媽也是這樣覺得。哇!

  • Sorry, hope my quest for the cure to every disease ever

    抱歉,希望我尋求治癒所有疾病的的出現

  • didn't interrupt Little Miss Pyramid scheme over there.

    沒打斷這位金字塔頂端女士的計謀

  • Kinda straight, huh?

    有點直接,是吧?

  • Well, I do love Science... - What's not to love?

    嗯,我是喜歡科學啦...-怎能不愛?

  • You spend all day in a lab starting small but contained fires.

    你花整天在實驗室,從小火花做起

  • and then one day Boom! You just made a vaccine that's gonna save half the world.

    接著有天,砰一下!你就做出能救半個世界的疫苗

  • And what is this world? (Oh)

    那這個世界又是什麼?(嘆息聲)

  • This world we speak of, do humans need to save it?

    我們在講的這個世界,人類需要去拯救嗎?

  • Or it's from ourselves? - Ugh, yes? No.

    或是這是我們自己造成的?-呃,是嗎?不對

  • Yes, exactly. Yes. No. These are the profound questions you'll ask yourself.

    正解。一下對。又不對。這些正是你會問自己的深奧問題

  • You study Philosophy.

    你該讀哲學

  • Don't listen to this Plato wannabe. Study Computer Science

    別聽這個想成為柏拉圖的人鬼扯。去唸電腦科學

  • and you can invent an app that invents other Apps for you.

    你就可以開發能為你設計更多應用程式的 App

  • Or you could pick me and save the world from the next epidemic.

    或你能選我,並讓世界免於下個傳染病

  • No, pick me and save the world from the next epidemic of bad cinema.

    不,選我並讓世界免於爛劇之災

  • You can make money with me.

    你能跟我一塊賺錢

  • You can read books all day with me.

    你能整天跟我讀書

  • You can read all day with me, too.

    你也能跟我整天讀書喲

  • What about money? - What even is money, you know?

    那錢怎麼辦?-錢又是什麼,你知道嗎?

  • Jenny, Jenny. Over here. Jenny, come on. Stop! -Done.

    Jenny, Jenny。來這邊。Jenny,過來嘛。停!-好了。

  • Alright, Jenny, what would you pick?

    好的,Jenny,你會選什麼?

  • All of you. I can be undecided until sophomore year. See you guys in the Fall!

    全部啦。我可以到大二再選主修啦。秋天見囉!

  • Hey, you guys want to come watch TV?

    嘿,你們想過來看電視嗎?

  • There's so many films on demand.

    這裡有超多影片任君挑選

  • Oh yeah. Sure. One second. Just got a smaller smoke of chemical fire.

    噢好耶。當然。等一下。剛有個迷你化學火災的煙啦

Okay, almost time to register for my freshman year classes.

好,是時候來選大一的課了

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