[Narrator] Two words, snail slime, snail slime.

(旁白) 兩個詞，蝸牛黏液，蝸牛黏液

Snails love their own slime,

蝸牛喜愛牠們自己的黏液

which is actually their mucus.

真的就是牠們自己的黏液

It helps them defy gravity and move at a snail's pace.

黏液幫助牠們藐視地心引力，並且以蝸牛的步伐前進

Bad cliché.

真老套

But humans also love snail slime

但人類也很愛蝸牛黏液

for its nutrient-rich properties.

為了其中豐富的營養

This began thousands of years ago when ancient Romans

是從好幾千年前開始的，當古羅馬人

and Greeks gave snails free rein to roam their faces.

還有希臘人讓蝸牛自由的在他們臉上漫遊時

No more redness, no more wrinkles for our classical ancestors.

讓我們古老的祖先不會發炎紅腫，不會有皺紋

(speaking foreign language)

(外語)

That is kinda off topic, Simone, but now that you're here,

這有點偏離主題了，Simone，但現在你在這裡

I think we should segue to your introduction.

我想我們應該看看你的介紹

(speaking foreign language)

(外語)

He's being modest.

他只是在謙虛

Simone is an inventor and a snail savior.

Simone 是個發明家還有蝸牛救星

Before he invented his snail slime extraction machine,

在他發明他的蝸牛黏液萃取機器前

the only way to collect mass quantities of snail slime

收集大量蝸牛黏液的方法就是

resulted in the snail's death, not anymore.

殺死蝸牛，別無他法

(speaking foreign language)

(外語)

We begin in the fields.

我們從田園裡開始

After munching for 14 months, snails are plucked,

在咀嚼進食 14 個月之後，蝸牛會被拔起來

washed, and brought to Simone's machine, the Muller One.

清洗，再帶到 Simone 的機器裡，Muller One

Sidebar, snails secrete slime for three reasons:

註記一下，蝸牛分泌黏液有 3 個理由：

to move, out of stress, and for pleasure.

為了移動、解除壓力，還有為了愉快

Simone calls his machine a spa for snails

Simone 將他的機器運作方式稱為，給蝸牛一個 spa

because it pleasures them with a secret spray to the point that they secrete a lot of slime.

因為它利用神秘的水花讓蝸牛感到愉快，牠們就會分泌很多黏液

(speaking foreign language)

(外語)

If you don't talk metric, I'll translate.

如果你不用公制單位，我會轉換

That's as much as seven pounds of slime from one batch.

大概一批蝸牛會產生 7 磅的黏液

After that, the slime is extracted, dehydrated,

之後，黏液會經過析取、脫水

rehydrated, and then refined here for use in cosmetics.

再水化，然後在這裡精煉後製作成化妝品

Here it is being bottled, and then it's off to your face.

這裡就是裝瓶，然後就會抹到你臉上了

(speaking foreign language)

(外語)

- Best slime in the world.

世界上最棒的黏液

[Narrator] Simone, if being bold is wrong,

(旁白) Simone，如果大膽是個錯誤

we don't want to be right.

我們都不想要成為正確的一方