Name: 特朗普想在撒哈拉沙漠築牆...在撒哈拉沙漠 (Trump Wants To Build A Wall... In The Sahara Desert)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:54:47.000Z
Duration: 3 min 47 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, COUNTRYMEN, WINNING TO THE LATE SHOW, I AM

YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY FRIDAY.

BECAUSE THIS WEEK THE SENATE PASSED A SPENDING BILL THAT

WOULD KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OPEN UNTIL DECEMBER.

BUT NO ONE IS SURE IF TRUMP WILL SIGN IT ESPECIALLY SINCE HE

TWEETED, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE IS THE MONEY FOR BORDER SECURITY

AND THE WALL IN THIS RIDICULOUS SPENDING BILL, AND WHERE WILL IT

>> Stephen: I AM GOING TO GUESS NOT FROM MEXICO?  THE ONLY

>> Stephen: THE ONLY THING TRUMP HAS BEEN ABLE TO BUILD SO

FAR ARE THE EIGHT WALL PROTOTYPES THAT WENT UP LAST

THEY ARE DIFFERENT SHAPES AND COLORS, THEY ARE LIKE ACCENT

BECAUSE THEY ARE TO KEEP OUT ANYONE WITH AN ACCENT.

THE PRESIDENT LOVED THESE MINI WALLS WHEN HE VISITED THEM

>> I HAVE JUST COME FROM A TRIP TO THE BORDER WHERE I MET WITH

OUR WONDERFUL BORDER AGENTS, BORDER PATROL, AND THE ICE

AGENTS, UNBELIEVABLE PEOPLE, AND REVIEWED PROTOTYPES OF A NEW

PHYSICAL WALL THAT WILL PROTECT OUR BORDER AND PROTECT OUR

>> Stephen: IT TURNS OUT, HE WAS 100 PERCENT YANKING THAT OUT

OF HIS BUTT, BECAUSE A GOVERNMENT REPORT SHOWS THAT ALL

OF THE BORDER WALL DESIGNS CAN BE BROKEN, AND EVERY ONE OF THEM

WAS VULNERABLE TO AT LEAST ONE BREACHING TECHNIQUE, AND IN AT

LEAST ONE CASE CREWS WERE ABLE TO MAKE THE PROTOTYPE WALL

COMPLETELY UNSTABLE TO THE POINT OF COLLAPSE.

NOW WE KNOW THE CHANT FOR THE 2020 RALLIES.

MAYBE WITH SOME STRUTS OR DIG A DEEP MOAT OR SOMETHING!

TRUMP PUT SOME CROCODILES IN THE MOAT AND --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Stephen: FILL THE MOAT.

FILL THE MOAT WITH GASOLINE AND MAKE THE CROCODILES FLAME PROOF.

TRUMP SEEMS TO THINK THAT WALLS ARE THE SOLUTION TO EVERY

PROBLEM BECAUSE SPAIN'S FOREIGN MINISTER JUST REVEALED THAT

TRUMP URGED HIM TO BUILD A WALL ACROSS THE SAHARA.

>> Stephen: THE SAHARA DESERT, THE LARGEST DESERT IN THE WORLD,

YOU CAN'T CONSTRUCT A WALL IN THE DESERT.

BUILDING SOMETHING ON STAND IS LITERALLY THE METAPHOR FOR

AFTER YOU BUILD THE WALL ON SAND, YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF A

MAYBE THE CARDS, THINK ABOUT THIS, MAYBE THE CARDS COULD BE

MADE OF GLASS AND KEEP YOUR STONE COLLECTION IN THERE.

DOES HE REALLY THINK -- DOES OUR PRESIDENT --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Stephen: HUGE, HUGE FANS OF

DOES OUR PRESIDENT REALLY THINK PEOPLE WHO TRUDGE THROUGH

1,000 MILES OF THE MOST BRUTAL DESERT ON THE PLANET WILL GO,

字幕列表影片播放

特朗普想在撒哈拉沙漠築牆...在撒哈拉沙漠 (Trump Wants To Build A Wall... In The Sahara Desert)

literally

vulnerable

ridiculous

accent