then both of your legs

你的雙腳

then we will eat your face right off of your head...

還有從頭上扯掉你的臉

you will be this legless...

你會失去雙腳

armless...

雙手

faceless thing, wont you?

變無臉男，懂嗎 ?

Rolling down the street.

在街上滾來滾去

Like a turd...

像是米田共

in the wind.

風中飄的米田共

Wut?

蝦米 ?

Like a turd...

像米田共般

in the wind.

風中飄呀飄

What does that even mean?

那到底是什麼 ?

Nobody says "turd in the wind".

沒有人會說風中飄的米田共啊

Did you mean "leaf in the wind?"

你要說的是「風中飄的落葉嗎 ? 」

No!

才不是

You mean to tell us you have never seen a turd blowing in the wind?

難道你想告訴我，你沒看過風中奇糞嗎 ?

No... That's not really a thing.

不，我的意思是沒有這種東西啊

I mean maybe at the zoo.

或許動物園裡看得到

If the monkey throws it's poop.

像是猴子噴米田共

Yes!

沒錯

See! Like that.

你懂了，很好

You will be like Monkey Poop... in the wind.

就是風中的猴糞

Nobody says that!

也不會有人這樣說啊

Okay, lets try something else.

好吧，不然這樣好了

We will eat your arms...

我們會把你的手臂

and your legs...

雙腳吃掉

and no one will find your torso...

直到冷凍豬肉退冰後

Untill the pigs freeze over!

有人才能找到你的屍體

You did it again.

你又來了

What!?

又怎麼了 ?

You messed up the saying.

你又亂說

No we didn't!

我才沒有

Yes you did! He did didn't he?

明明就有。他有，對吧 ?

You did! It is when pigs fly.

你有 ! 你說豬會飛

Or when Hell freezes over!

地獄會燒毀

We do not understand why you do not get our phrases!

我們才不懂為何你們不懂我們的句子

This is not Rocket Surgery!

有修理火箭那麼難嗎 ?

Really?

是嗎 ?

Are you correcting us again?

你又在指正我了嗎 ?

Do not beat a dead gift horse in the mouth!

有話快說，有屁快放 !

I think maybe just stop talking

我看我就不和你爭了

I would be much more terrified if you weren't talking.

你不說話我才會更害怕啊

Oh no no no no!

喔，不對不對 !

You opened this can of worms...

你等著開蟲蟲罐頭

Now lie in it.

躺進去等死吧

Please stop.

別說了

Curiosity killed the cake!

好奇心會把蛋糕吃完

And eat it too!

吃吧 !

I'm... I'm done...

我投降

Just... kill me.

就吃掉我吧

Hey everyone!

各位!

I heard the new Spider-Man died...

聽說新的蜘蛛人死了

so I thought I'd just put it out there...

所以我想說我該上場了

I'm available!

我有空檔喔

Not now Spider-Man!

現在不是時候

We will burn that bridge... when we get to it.

船到橋頭自然燒

I think you meant "Cross" that bridge when we get to it.

我想你要說的是「船到橋頭自然直」

No we meant burn it.

不管，燒毀就是燒毀