Name: 別笑新聞室 (The Don't Laugh Newsroom)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:52:06.000Z
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- [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California

what's on the teleprompter before they read it.

Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points.

- Good evening, and welcome to Breaking News.

- The show where we don't know what we're about to say

You're not hearing things, that's the sound Santa Claus

- No. Yes, it's Christmas in July in May (Laughs).

The rude little robot that hates his parents.

This little shit fucking sucks, and I hate it.

supposed to play with when you were little.

- R2-Fuck You already has a soft little mustache,

knows a lot about guns, and hates wearing a shirt.

and milk crust in the corner of his mouth.

- And he knows a surprising amount about sex.

remember to pick up a few packs of D batteries

Well they're back, and heavier than ever.

Your Little Pony, Tickle Your Elmo, and YournCraft.

- We now go to Skimberly Milk with the sport report.

after a terrible misunderstanding involving his head.

But first: Soccer has been officially declared

Yes, whether you suddenly started using the word "lads"

or you won't shut up about your one visit to Europe,

For more on this story, we turn to our reporter

It appears there's been yet another mistake

has twelve accidents in the past year alone, leading to,

Oops All Wrapper, Uh-Uh Beef on The Inside,

Fuck, Three Sided Roll-Ups, Envelope Glue Flavor,

What fun Fruit Roll-Ups with they roll out next?

- And that's all we have time for for now.

Our employee of the week just couldn't stop smiling

and laughing even though they're not allowed to.

Thank you from everyone here at Breaking News.

Taffy Moops, O.K. Simpson, Skimberly Milk,

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