Sandwiches and I can't wait, I really really need to eat.

三明治，我等不及了，我真的真的要吃。

I haven't eaten in days in preparation for this.

我已經好幾天沒吃東西了，為了準備這個。

-It's steak and cheese with onion -yeah

-這是牛排和奶酪與洋蔥 -是的。

Ah! So good

啊，真好

-There's tons of it -...lots of meat - It's meat cause Americans are meaty aren't they?

-有很多肉，因為美國人很愛吃肉，不是嗎？

What's not to like you know. You got meat, cheese. Is there cheese in it?

有什麼不喜歡的呢？你有肉，奶酪。裡面有奶酪嗎？

Absolutely stunning!

絕對的驚豔!

-Okay I was always hoping we'll get one of those. -A Philly cheese steak.

-好吧，我一直希望我們能得到一個這樣的東西。 -費城芝士牛排

Is it called a Philly steak sandwich because the cows are from Philadelphia?

是不是因為牛來自費城，所以叫費城牛排三明治？

-You wouldn't wanna be... on the first date. -Yeah - So, how are you doing?

-你不會想在第一次約會時... 就這樣吧？ -那麼，你怎麼樣？

So this is gonna be one of these rare Facts videos where everything's going to be great?

所以，這將是一個罕見的事實視頻 一切都將是偉大的？

It looks like something from the inside of the drain pipe between two slices of bread

從排水管的內部看，好像是兩片面包之間的東西。

It's not very inventive is it? Like, Hey ma what did you make today. Well... What do we have... Here's some bread. Shut up.Here's some meat.

這不是很有創意，是嗎？就像，嘿，媽，你今天做了什麼。那...我們有什麼...這裡有一些麵包。閉嘴，這是一些肉。

It's like a burger without all the accoutrement that you need.

這就像一個漢堡，沒有你需要的所有裝飾。

It's not even that bad, it's just a mess

也沒那麼糟，只是一團糟而已。

It's very tasty. But you know it's not good for your arteries.

很好吃的。但你知道這對你的動脈不好。

It does need more, it needs cheese.

它確實需要更多，需要奶酪。

Is that like going sloppy Joe?

這就像去馬虎喬？

Is this prawn?

這是大蝦嗎？

Prawn sandwiches are... I thought that was a very British thing

大蝦三明治是...我認為這是一個非常英國的事情

Nope

不對

It gets nicer the more I eat. It gets way nicer the more I eat.

我吃得越多越好。我吃得越多越好。

-Sauce is kind of unusual, isn't it? what is the sauce? -Oh! Back taste!

-醬汁有點不尋常，是嗎？ 什麼是醬汁？-哦，回味一下！

A bit of burger sauce

加點漢堡醬

Shrimp Po boy. Oh okay, I knew I had it.

蝦寶仔哦，好吧，我就知道我有這個能力。

-The common man sandwich. -Yeah - I like it. The little Po Boy

-普通人的三明治.-是的，我喜歡小寶仔

This... I immediately think, straight away, it looks really really good cause it's got pickles.

這個...我馬上想到，直接， 它看起來真的很不錯 因為它有泡菜。

And this. What's this here? this look like Yoda's penis

還有這個這個是什麼？

It's smells like... vinegar

聞起來像... 醋的味道

You know what? It's pretty good

你知道嗎？它是相當不錯的

Not great. Okay now... It's kinda slowly... Okay no.

不是很好好了，現在...它是有點慢...好吧，沒有。

-Mustard, pastrami, pickle. -Ah, it's pastrami, yeah mustard -That's it.

-芥末，薰牛肉，酸黃瓜.-啊，是薰牛肉，是的，芥末 對，就是這樣

When I had it, it just felt like ham and mustard...Ah, that's nice and then all of the sudden it just started getting more sour like

我吃的時候，只是覺得像火腿和芥末......啊，真好，然後突然就開始變得更酸了，像極了。

Good, I don't usually eat raw meat but if I had to I would eat that.

很好，我平時不吃生肉，但如果要吃，我也會吃。

-Oh common! peanut butter and jam.

-花生醬和果醬。

-Never tried it. -Huge fan. -We have peanut butter, we have jam. -(both) It's called jam.

-沒試過-我是你的粉絲 -我們有花生醬，我們有果醬。-這就是所謂的果醬。

Americans' national identity is strongly attached to that.

美國人的國家認同感很強。

-No, oh my god. -No?

-不，哦，我的上帝。-沒有？

I'm sorry if that's attached to your national identity It's awful.

如果這和你的國家身份有關，我很抱歉，這太可怕了。

It's nice actually, it's very sticky, isn't it?

其實挺好的，很有粘性，不是嗎？

I love it cause I think it's like savory mixed with sweet and it's pretty great, you know?

我喜歡它，因為我覺得它就像鹹與甜的混合，它是相當不錯的，你知道嗎？

*Both dancing and singing fabulously* It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly

*花生醬果凍時間到了!花生醬果凍時間花生醬果凍，花生醬果凍。

-You know, the variety is what makes sandwiches so special. -Exactly, you can do so much. -You can literally.

-你知道嗎, 三明治的多樣性就是它的特別之處.-沒錯，你可以做很多事.-你可以做很多事.

Like, I could take two pieces of bread and put Blaithin head in between and she is a sandwich. Nobody has a mouth big enough to eat my head.

就像，我可以拿兩塊麵包，把布萊辛的頭放在中間，她就是一個三明治。沒有人有一個足夠大的嘴 吃我的頭。